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"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski

One foot in front of the other 👣

Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.

An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Pinned
The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼
@discokidnap.bsky.social
Just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you all the love & solidarity David 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️ Vxxx
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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So many men online are clueless about romance so here's a tip on how to conduct yourself on a date, guys

If a lady offers to pay for your meal on the 1st date, BE A GENTLEMAN by politely declining and insisting that your parents, whom you've brought along as chaperones, will pay for all four of you
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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How on earth can a foreign club come to London and demand home fans take down a Pride flag, because otherwise the away fans might commit crimes?
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Fuck this shit.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If I had a lightsaber, I’d carve your initials in the galaxy
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Australia’s world-first social media ban for under-16s has officially gone into effect.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Thank you to the lovely audience member at @hayfestival who shared that her daughter had once corrected her pronunciation of ‘epiphany’ and told her it should of course be ‘epi-fanny’.

Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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His cheeks are so wide
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I don’t know why everyone is complaining the stranger things kids look old, when steve on 90210 was 45
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I hate all of this dividing into deserving and undeserving, and the lack of honesty around our need for immigration. That and the lack of compassion for how it makes people feel 😡
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Welcome to Britain, a country so short of dentists that an MP's 87-year-old mum pulled her teeth out with pliers. Also a country with thousands of foreign-qualified dentists who can’t work until they pass an exam so oversubscribed it’s like trying to book Glasto tickets. www.ft.com/content/f4e5...
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I feel seen 😏
the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Bétis have done their annual toy collection 🥹🧸
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
No, me 😔 (through my Dad)
With this there would have been no Mo Farah. No Freddie Mercury. No Lenny Henry. No George Michael. No Meera Syal. No Sadiq Khan. No Sajid Javid. No Salman Rushdie. No Hanif Kureishi.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Morning! X
Can't believe it's already the 9th 😬
Door 9: Love Actually
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Thank you everyone for your responses to this post. I'm now suitably educated on chastity cages. My favourite answer however on why you lock your penis up is tax avoidance 🤣 Thanks @doctordee.bsky.social for making me chuckle 🤭
Genuine question & I appreciate you may not want to answer as it's a private matter, why would you lock your penis up?
It doesn't look much of a turn on to me so just wondering 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Do you think if I go back to where I grew up (Essex) I'll meet a handsome lumberjack widow with two adorable children who after years since their beloved wife & mother died I'll be able to make smile again in the snow because of my nice muffins in a basket? 🤔

No? Didn't think so either 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Playmobil… you know I love you but, do we need to talk? Is everything ok at home?
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Genuine question & I appreciate you may not want to answer as it's a private matter, why would you lock your penis up?
It doesn't look much of a turn on to me so just wondering 🤔
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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#MolluskMonday, #Crustmas edition: scallop encrusted with acorn barnacles! Bonus cheilostome bryozoans, but don't miss the abraded barnacle base plates either. 🧪⚒️🦪
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My kind of road. Hard to believe this is Nevada. #Photography #ArtAdventCalendar
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's bash our heads against a window."
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM