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"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us". Charles Bukowski One foot in front of the other 👣 Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder. Team GB. Profile pic by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · Jul 7

The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 9m

Thousands of pounds of Pension Credit go unclaimed every year - could you or someone you know be eligible to claim?

Check if you can claim benefits: www.london.gov.uk/programmes-s...

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 7m

JFC 😳
You OK pal? X

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vaun earl norman @vaun.bsky.social · 17m

Anyone find this in Liverpool Dock area please contact me, long shot but massive sentimental value

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 21m

Yes

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 24m

I'm both flattered & honoured that you've chosen me as the person you'd like to do a runner with, A. 🤗☺️
I can get usual cash amounts out but I fear I would drive you to distraction. Insanity levels. 😬🫣 You'd want rescuing asap!!

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 28m

Whenever you want to A.
You OK, pal? X

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 33m

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Andouillette 🤢
Lost In Translation
Jive Bunny

Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 2h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Coleslaw
The Village
Brown Eyed Girl

__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 2h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Licorice
Star Wars
Let Me Entertain You

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Nikki Jayne @nikkijayne.bsky.social · 1h

The tig/tag one resulted in a lot of arguments at uni.

(FWIW, it’s tig)

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 2h

Baath ❌ Barth ✅

How say you? 😜

Six ways to divide England linguistically
What do you call your evening meal?
At school, everyone played
What do you call a medium sized lump of bread?
Tea
Supper
Dinner
Tig
Tiggy
Tag
Tap
Tick
Roll
Cob
Muffin
Teacake
Bun
Bap
Barm
Does scone rhyme with gone or
'alone'?
Do 'put and 'but' have the same vowel sound?
Most spoken language:
The scone is gone
The scone is alone
The scone is probably gone
"But" rhymes with "Put"
"But" and "Put" have different vowels
English
Old English mixed with Scots and Viking?
@samesamebutdifferentblog + @starkey comics

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 50m

I'll stop whining now.
Back to random shit & general tomfoolery.
Laters ❤️✌🏼

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

🤣😂 Shush, don't tell everyone! X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

Kaia! Love you pal 🤗🥰💕
Vxxx

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

I only fucking got myself a better deal didn't I!!!
Whoever Mary is ... she's getting the best feedback in a long while 😏
#kinship

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

Dealing with shit like this which a lot of us have to do now because of working from home plus the stresses of day to day life & just the whole act of living makes adulting so difficult. Throw in anything health stuff too ...
Anyway, it's me 🤗 !!
No wonder I'm such chaos...but still a rockstar 😏🤘🏼♥️

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

Why does everything have to be so fucking hard? 😩

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1h

Me seeing my latest Virgin bill & trying to sort it out with their customer service team ...
Now that I finally found a human to talk to 😖

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𐌊𐌀𐌉𐌀 🧙‍♀️🐈‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛🎃 @anjaciske.bsky.social · 2h

greekreporter.com/2025/10/12/p...

For the First Time in 200 Years, the Acropolis’ Parthenon Stands Free of Scaffolding - GreekReporter.com

For the first time since the 1970s, the Parthenon on the Acropolis is free of exterior scaffolding, offering visitors a breathtaking view.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

Just told a senior manager I needed to go for a wee before my next meeting.
I sounded like a fucking school girl ffs, just in case you were wondering how my Monday is going 😖
Fortunately he found it funny 🥴

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I see the message "I've arrived" pop up on my apps for a delivery, I always think is this what posh people say when having sex? 🤔

You heard.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 15h

😑 yes of course

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6d

October offers a reminder that Mondays are often a trick and Fridays are usually a treat.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 15h

Oh well. I'm sure you'll find plenty of willing volunteers ☺️

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 15h

Decision made then 😬

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe the hottest girls are covered in bruises from falling apart all the time, you don’t know

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 22h

It's been a pretty surreal day on BlueSky. It reached its peak when some rando insisted that I am English, despite my protestations to the contrary, because I am "culturally English", and should embrace being English, since "ceding Englishness to Reform" is why they are so high in the polls.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 15h

Hmm, Owain has said I can be the boss if I partner with him.
I'm going to have to toss a coin 🤔

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