🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛
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I guess you’d call it ambient relaxation music - just calming sounds mixed with the ocean and birdsong that kind of thing. Just plays it quietly on her phone. Takes a bit of getting used to but it’s quite nice!
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Depends - if it’s an early start, first thing, but weekends, more likely to have coffee and brekkie first
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Sweet dreams - hopefully you’re asleep by now!

Do you listen to what I call plinky music at bedtime? This is something the OH does and it’s taken me a while to get used to it but it’s quite nice 😊
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Was a bit disappointed- thought it sounded good but a bit meh
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Some form of manscaping? The mind boggles 🤣
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To this day I thought Ina ‘invented’ minge napalm 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥
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To be honest, I’m not too sure. I know one is for eyebrows - the rest who knows!

Not explored the full depilatory range yet 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣 look at those sleek lines and banging aesthetics
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You know how some guys share their stereos or cars, well this is my ‘rig’ 😭🤣🤣🤣
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Blimey - I would have been terrified of you in that case 😆
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Damn right! I’m going to hold you to that 😆😆
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Thank you 🙏 (I’m really not!) but thank you x
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Bless you, no I’m ok, just feeling a bit under the weather. ☔️
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Yup - they’ve probably made loads of money in the City but honestly I wouldn’t swap for anything.
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It’s funny isn’t it what people at school define as cool - totally different to what I would say is ‘cool’ now - ie someone who doesn’t give a shit what others think and is just true to themselves - the opposite of fitting into that clique at school.
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🫂 thank you!

Sod em though, if they still act like a clique all these years later, their loss.
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Better weird than trying all day to be ‘cool’

I wonder what those cool kids are doing now - not that I care, I just wonder if they still spend their lives trying so hard 🤷🏻‍♂️
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They completely blanked me - it was more amusing than anything (or as amusing as anything at a funeral can be) but it just shows how some people never change 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lady B noticed and commented it was like an insight into my school days - not a nice one.