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Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
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Update: I’m 38.
I have a few new followers so hello!

I’m Nikki, 37, British (and slightly salty about it).

My interests include crochet and embroidery, reading (mainly sci-fi), socialising, and learning. I’m both an extrovert and a nerd.

I can be a *bit* of an oversharer so I apologise in advance for that.
How on earth do people wear over ear headphones?! My ears hurt 😭
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What’s this thing about the FBI foiling a bomb plot? Sky News reporting it. Going on about antifa and other utter shite.
Seems very well timed to distract from Trump’s insane ramblings.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I timed the dog walk poorly.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I also just got sent a £20 shopping voucher from the director at work cos I’m awesome so that’s nice.

But the baby is way more exciting!!
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
ARGHYHHNKIUGB one of my besties just had her baby!! 🥰🥰🥰
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It’s simply TOO WARM for the winter duvet. I am tired of waking up sweaty.
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Hear fucking hear.
Writers who use genAI for illustrations are class traitors. We all have to fight this beast TOGETHER. We are not just trying to save SOME of our livelihoods.
Self-published authors are unfortunately very rapidly becoming my most-blocked demographic on here due entirely to the rampant use of hideous AI generated book covers
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Nikki Jayne
Call them AI images - art requires human creativity
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Opened my bedroom window a tad as I like a cold room to sleep in. Immediately blown closed by the wind. Helpful 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Why this obsession with pushing AI on is?

Because they know most people will opt out and then they won’t be able to justify the stupid amounts of money they’re spending on it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am convinced I have vestibular migraine. But trying to get anything like this diagnosed is like pulling teeth.
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
PSA because I see it so much and it infuriates me:

It’s not ‘you are bias’

It’s ‘you are biased’

Bias is the noun. Biased is the adjective.

Thank you for coming to my Bluesky talk.
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I also really hate how they try to make all women out as weak and pathetic. They’re so fucking sexist it’s untrue.
I am shocked that the new head of the Equalities commission is a TERF (lol of course I’m not).

Fuck this transphobic shit hole of a country.
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I am shocked that the new head of the Equalities commission is a TERF (lol of course I’m not).

Fuck this transphobic shit hole of a country.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If every company could stop asking me for a FUCKING REVIEW that’d be great.
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Decided to get my hair chopped to my shoulders. It’s getting on my nerves.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So Rebecca Black of Friday fame actually puts out decent music. Who knew!
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
So Rebecca Black of Friday fame actually puts out decent music. Who knew!
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Morning cuddles with this one 😍
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hello from my parents’ hot tub
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mom has the jingle bell ball on and I am very proud to say that other than Five I have no idea who anyone is.

All these country/folksy singers sound the exact same to me.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve noticed the last few years that vegetarian options everywhere have become really poor. I miss the days of the vegan revolution. Now everything is fucking chicken.
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A snowflake, a chicken, and most importantly I was Mary twice.
So - did you take part in a nativity play at school and if so, what part did you play?

I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
Nativity plays have been a much-loved part of the school year in infant and junior schools across the UK for many years. These performances brought the Christmas story to life with a mix of earnestness and unintentional comedy. Classrooms buzzed with excitement as tea towels and
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Interesting! The debate about aluminium/aluminium has been settled.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My boyfriend has started putting cards as from both of us and I’m a bit like hmmmm I don’t think I want to put your name on cards I write. I fear this is my only child-ness coming out.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM