Lord David of Bell-End
@mungobrown.bsky.social
Dogs | Education | Nonsense (not always in order)
Born at 331ppm
Be what you want, just don’t be a c*nt.
Tired of enshittification
Former Headteacher | (Mostly) Woke | Humanist | Whipple Surgery 2023💜| #HeForShe | Happily Married
Born at 331ppm
Be what you want, just don’t be a c*nt.
Tired of enshittification
Former Headteacher | (Mostly) Woke | Humanist | Whipple Surgery 2023💜| #HeForShe | Happily Married
Turned 3 in October 👶🏻
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Turned 3 in October 👶🏻
I do. I actually don’t like receiving gifts all that much. Makes me uncomfortable
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I do. I actually don’t like receiving gifts all that much. Makes me uncomfortable
Seems fair to me 🤷🏻♂️
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Seems fair to me 🤷🏻♂️
Oh have an absolutely wonderful time! 🍷
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh have an absolutely wonderful time! 🍷
Are we upgrading it or downgrading it? 😆
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Are we upgrading it or downgrading it? 😆
Hello Sukie!
I’m David and I’m fat! 😆
I’m David and I’m fat! 😆
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hello Sukie!
I’m David and I’m fat! 😆
I’m David and I’m fat! 😆
You and me both buddy 😆
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You and me both buddy 😆
Middle age is shite - I can even pretend now I’m 50!
Yup! Bring on the Belladonna! (For me right now 😂)
Yup! Bring on the Belladonna! (For me right now 😂)
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Middle age is shite - I can even pretend now I’m 50!
Yup! Bring on the Belladonna! (For me right now 😂)
Yup! Bring on the Belladonna! (For me right now 😂)
Bring.It.On 😂😂😂
Seriously no one prepares you for this shit 😂
Seriously no one prepares you for this shit 😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bring.It.On 😂😂😂
Seriously no one prepares you for this shit 😂
Seriously no one prepares you for this shit 😂
Ah ok, I was just being literal 😂
As you were…
As you were…
a man with a mustache is looking out the window of a red peacock car
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking out the window of a red peacock car
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November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ah ok, I was just being literal 😂
As you were…
As you were…
I would say it’s a shar pei 🤷🏻♂️
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I would say it’s a shar pei 🤷🏻♂️
Actually you know what? Go for it 😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Actually you know what? Go for it 😂
If it wasn’t my aging parents I’d say deffo but that’s sounds wrong 😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If it wasn’t my aging parents I’d say deffo but that’s sounds wrong 😂😂😂
Oh that we do and it’s punching me in the moosh right now 😂
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh that we do and it’s punching me in the moosh right now 😂
What an utter prick 😢
Good to see you Soops x
Good to see you Soops x
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What an utter prick 😢
Good to see you Soops x
Good to see you Soops x
Disgusting- reported and blocked 🚫
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Disgusting- reported and blocked 🚫
Hi back to you Ananda 🥰
*not often called quiet but it’s a fair point on here lately!
*not often called quiet but it’s a fair point on here lately!
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hi back to you Ananda 🥰
*not often called quiet but it’s a fair point on here lately!
*not often called quiet but it’s a fair point on here lately!
I know! I do keep sodding off 🤦🏻♂️
I seem to look at conversations and be late to the party or can’t find the good uns when I’m online!!
I must do better!
Glad to hear you’re feeling a bit better with the chest infection now - bloody bugs everywhere rn.
I seem to look at conversations and be late to the party or can’t find the good uns when I’m online!!
I must do better!
Glad to hear you’re feeling a bit better with the chest infection now - bloody bugs everywhere rn.
a cartoon character from south park sits in a chair with the words i can be better below him
Alt: a cartoon character from south park sits in a chair with the words i can be better below him
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November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I know! I do keep sodding off 🤦🏻♂️
I seem to look at conversations and be late to the party or can’t find the good uns when I’m online!!
I must do better!
Glad to hear you’re feeling a bit better with the chest infection now - bloody bugs everywhere rn.
I seem to look at conversations and be late to the party or can’t find the good uns when I’m online!!
I must do better!
Glad to hear you’re feeling a bit better with the chest infection now - bloody bugs everywhere rn.
Yes! Lemmings. Had an old PC which only ran Lemmings and I loved it!
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yes! Lemmings. Had an old PC which only ran Lemmings and I loved it!
All about Alchemist for me!
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All about Alchemist for me!