Martin Nutbeem
@martinnutbeem.bsky.social
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Digital Education at University of Bristol. Digital Accessibility & Students as creators. Views my own. Sci-Fi n' Horror n' Comics oh my! Video games on easy mode. Eclectic music tastes. He/Him, cishet, jaded. Punch up, not down. Bigots begone.
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My cast iron guarantee: I'll never rely on ChatGPT to script my replies to you, it's all authentically my own awkwardness.
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Oh well congratulations! Enjoy!
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This is the cauliflower curry recipe. It's really nice because the roasting brings out a sweetness which really stands out with the spices.
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The dahl was freestyled, cos it's pretty easy. The roast cauliflower and chickpea curry is a BBC Good Food recipe. The bhaji are based in this recipe, but I add a few extra spices like fenugreek in place of the chillies.
Thomasina Miers’ recipe for purple sprouting broccoli and chickpea flour bhajis | The new flexitarian
Tantalisingly crisp outside, meltingly soft inside, these Indian-style broccoli bhaji bites are the perfect foil for a tangy, crunchy salad
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Yeah, I woke up wanting some spice. Cos it's veggie it's all cheap to make (a consideration this month) and I means I've got our dinner sorted for one night in the week so temptation to order takeaway is diminished.
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Cheers fella, woke up really craving some curry!
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Cheers man, I've been beavering away at it for a few hours and am pleased how it's turned out.
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Don't want to be accused of being a colonialist.
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At the risk of creating a diplomatic incident, I've made a few curry adjacent dishes for supper tonight and for later in week.

Roast cauliflower and chickpea curry, butternut squash & spinach dahl, red onion and sprouting broccoli bhaji and white rice.
Roast cauliflower and chickpea curry, butternut squash & spinach dahl, red onion and sprouting broccoli bhaji and white rice in a large bowl.
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Excellently threatening energy from Deborah Findlay’s entry to the Puffin Post’s Concrete Poetry Competition.
A superb, subtle, sarcastic little poetic diss to the moon
Detail from a page from puffin post magazine black text on white reads, Deborah finally 13, the moon above a black outline of a crescent moon inside which is a poem that reads “poor moon, will you really shine so well when men step upon you and break your spell” under which italicised text reads a black and white copy of a charming painting by Deborah Findlay
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I've had a right old dose of it. Chest infection, the lot. Was quite run down too though.

Hope you're feeling better soon.
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My recent lurgy felt as bad as covid but I did 5 tests during the 3 weeks period and all were negative.

Thing is, flu and similar can be just as awful as covid. If you feel that rough you should rearrange stuff for your and your colleagues safety.
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I saw it. I mostly judged them for watching Great British Bake Off more though.
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Muted some seriously dull and unimaginative folks, yes.
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Grape-Dryer, but I don't work in greengrocery. 👀
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Ugh, you woke up to find it on your chest peering down at you, bubbles blowing from its mouth, one claw held above your nose... 😱
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Yeah, bit of a smelly wake up otherwise.
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Sign Language interpreting gloves.
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"I've bought this resource..."
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Full Moon. Skeleton staff.
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Hah! It's not just the hands you silly sausages!
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I was looking forward to a foggy walk witb the dogs but it's just cloudy here 😕
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It's just a tool. For smoothing out your brain.