Chris,
@cawhitworth.bsky.social
In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment. Occasional pots. He/Him.
Also @[email protected], formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter
Also @[email protected], formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter
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Chris,
@cawhitworth.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Anyway people who used to follow me on Twitter are showing up here and to catch you up I do pottery now, that’s it, that’s what you missed
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Your Party members for the past few months: "Maybe wait until our conference in November before you start calling us transphobic?"
Your Party conference in November: tells trans woman not to call transphobes "transphobic"
Your Party conference in November: tells trans woman not to call transphobes "transphobic"
Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Your Party members for the past few months: "Maybe wait until our conference in November before you start calling us transphobic?"
Your Party conference in November: tells trans woman not to call transphobes "transphobic"
Your Party conference in November: tells trans woman not to call transphobes "transphobic"
Seriously, though, in an era when all of telly is chasing big budget streaming drama, that was a perfect reminder of just how brilliant and unique live TV is. You just couldn’t do that on a streaming platform. #strictly
You don’t get this on Netflix #strictly
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Seriously, though, in an era when all of telly is chasing big budget streaming drama, that was a perfect reminder of just how brilliant and unique live TV is. You just couldn’t do that on a streaming platform. #strictly
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November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He’s been let out of the cone and has important business to attend to
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
He’s been let out of the cone and has important business to attend to
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
update on the glittery squash: definitely mix it with sparkling water
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is an annoying click coming from _somewhere_ in my modular rack but I cannot figure out where and I don’t want to rip all the cables out and start again but I might have to.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There is an annoying click coming from _somewhere_ in my modular rack but I cannot figure out where and I don’t want to rip all the cables out and start again but I might have to.
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If somebody had to travel 250 miles for a medical appointment then yes there’s a problem but the taking a taxi ain’t it
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If somebody had to travel 250 miles for a medical appointment then yes there’s a problem but the taking a taxi ain’t it
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Let’s be honest, the 95% who didn’t say Muppet Christmas Carol aren’t patriots
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Let’s be honest, the 95% who didn’t say Muppet Christmas Carol aren’t patriots
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
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Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Anyway I had spare holiday to use up and the local wildlife park posted that their capybaras had had babies and well it would have been rude not to
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyway I had spare holiday to use up and the local wildlife park posted that their capybaras had had babies and well it would have been rude not to
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
This new Avatar movie looks like quite a shift in tone. And why is Russell Tovey there?
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This new Avatar movie looks like quite a shift in tone. And why is Russell Tovey there?
Look I know Felt were a legendary band and all that but fucking hell never let Lawrence on the radio again, what an absolutely insufferable dickhead. Inviting someone whose entire schtick is that he doesn’t like music onto a music review show gets old and boring real quick.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look I know Felt were a legendary band and all that but fucking hell never let Lawrence on the radio again, what an absolutely insufferable dickhead. Inviting someone whose entire schtick is that he doesn’t like music onto a music review show gets old and boring real quick.
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deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
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BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
ok never mind collapsed vases i'm only making screaming hedgehogs from now on
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ok never mind collapsed vases i'm only making screaming hedgehogs from now on
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
tag urself im number 1
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tag urself im number 1