forever darkness
@fordarkness.bsky.social
random ramblings of a cat slave in california. she/her, pro-abortion, anti-fascist, anti-nazi, LGBTQIA+, BLM. i post mostly happy stuff but make no mistake, shitholes aren't tolerated and can go fuck the sun.
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i was a 15 yo girl with a 16 yo best friend who had a 31 yo boyfriend
we thought it was cool and awesome
he had a car
he picked us up at school and brought us to burger king for lunch
he gave us weed and cigarettes
we thought it was cool because we were dumb teens
he should have been the adult
we thought it was cool and awesome
he had a car
he picked us up at school and brought us to burger king for lunch
he gave us weed and cigarettes
we thought it was cool because we were dumb teens
he should have been the adult
When I was 15 years old I was obsessed with boy bands
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i was a 15 yo girl with a 16 yo best friend who had a 31 yo boyfriend
we thought it was cool and awesome
he had a car
he picked us up at school and brought us to burger king for lunch
he gave us weed and cigarettes
we thought it was cool because we were dumb teens
he should have been the adult
we thought it was cool and awesome
he had a car
he picked us up at school and brought us to burger king for lunch
he gave us weed and cigarettes
we thought it was cool because we were dumb teens
he should have been the adult
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they should always let this happen
woke up without a headache today which was great but i had a sneezing fit that gave me a headache.
i can't win.
i can't win.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
woke up without a headache today which was great but i had a sneezing fit that gave me a headache.
i can't win.
i can't win.
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
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hey guys! did you know i have some very amazing coloring ebooks available? and the best part: for only $1.99!
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November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
hey guys! did you know i have some very amazing coloring ebooks available? and the best part: for only $1.99!
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
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35-50 of these and your guns won't do anything but anger them.
Giant North American 'hell pigs' could crunch bones like lions 30 million years ago, tooth analysis reveals
Archaeotherium, or North American "hell pigs," had different feeding strategies depending on their size, according to preliminary research presented at the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology 2025 annu...
www.livescience.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
35-50 of these and your guns won't do anything but anger them.
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
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November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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god: [invents feet]
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
god: [invents feet]
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
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Relatable
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Relatable
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
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Happy Friday! “Null” has been out for a week - have you heard it yet?
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BUY SIGNED CDs, SIGNED VINYL, T-SHIRTS, HOODIES, and more:
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BUY SIGNED CDs, SIGNED VINYL, T-SHIRTS, HOODIES, and more:
assemblage23.bigcartel.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Friday! “Null” has been out for a week - have you heard it yet?
BANDCAMP: assemblage23.bandcamp.com
BUY SIGNED CDs, SIGNED VINYL, T-SHIRTS, HOODIES, and more:
assemblage23.bigcartel.com
BANDCAMP: assemblage23.bandcamp.com
BUY SIGNED CDs, SIGNED VINYL, T-SHIRTS, HOODIES, and more:
assemblage23.bigcartel.com
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
tonight's movie:
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
tonight's movie:
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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Life pro tip: a role of butcher paper is a great cat toy. It will last a long time, as this is just a small fraction of it. #FosterKittens
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Life pro tip: a role of butcher paper is a great cat toy. It will last a long time, as this is just a small fraction of it. #FosterKittens
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I just checked the copy of Windows 98 that I have handy (who doesn't), and the notepad.exe in there is 53,248 bytes. Also it runs perfectly fine on Windows 11. I make no further comment on these facts.
I started up Notepad on my Windows laptop yesterday and it told me that it now has AI. Notepad. The simple little "look at a batch file and edit it" program that should be 200k long. Now with AI. The world has gone crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just checked the copy of Windows 98 that I have handy (who doesn't), and the notepad.exe in there is 53,248 bytes. Also it runs perfectly fine on Windows 11. I make no further comment on these facts.
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each of these is a dog
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
each of these is a dog