Paul Mall
@gayslay.com
he/him, 26, aspiring tree
silly rabbit: @astroboii.com
silly rabbit: @astroboii.com
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Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
Is the podcast good or do you have a parasocial relationship with the hosts?
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is the podcast good or do you have a parasocial relationship with the hosts?
Should I let my unibrow grow in? Lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Should I let my unibrow grow in? Lol
If you understand why supporting Harry Potter is bad, you should understand why supporting Spotify is bad
If you understand one but not the other, you are just virtue signaling
If you understand one but not the other, you are just virtue signaling
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you understand why supporting Harry Potter is bad, you should understand why supporting Spotify is bad
If you understand one but not the other, you are just virtue signaling
If you understand one but not the other, you are just virtue signaling
So many people responding “Apple is bad too” as if you have no choice but to use one of these two platforms.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So many people responding “Apple is bad too” as if you have no choice but to use one of these two platforms.
The one thing Q anon was right about was that the Clintons are pedophiles. A broken clock is right twice a day.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The one thing Q anon was right about was that the Clintons are pedophiles. A broken clock is right twice a day.
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I was talking to my partner & I was like you know when you get coffee sick? You ever drank so much coffee you get sick? He says no. Oh. I do on a regular basis. MENTAL ILLNESS.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was talking to my partner & I was like you know when you get coffee sick? You ever drank so much coffee you get sick? He says no. Oh. I do on a regular basis. MENTAL ILLNESS.
This is part of why I think sports shouldn’t be sex segregated at all.
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is part of why I think sports shouldn’t be sex segregated at all.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
What are you doing down there?
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What are you doing down there?
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now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:
Why not use the shorter word that conveys the same thing?
STOP SAYING PRECARITY WHEN THE ACTUAL EXISTING ENGLISH WORD IS PRECARIOUSNESS
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Why not use the shorter word that conveys the same thing?
Still waking up a little
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Still waking up a little
Down down to goblin town
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Down down to goblin town
Honestly one of my biggest gripes with Karoline Leavitt is that she spells her name with a a K instead of a C, cribbing from the Klan is a bit on the nose.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Honestly one of my biggest gripes with Karoline Leavitt is that she spells her name with a a K instead of a C, cribbing from the Klan is a bit on the nose.
The optimal strategy for killing giant dark souls bosses is also pretty good advice for sex: stay between their legs most of the time
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The optimal strategy for killing giant dark souls bosses is also pretty good advice for sex: stay between their legs most of the time
Trying to pose cute after lifting for like 5 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trying to pose cute after lifting for like 5 minutes
Interested to see how my brothers and their significant others react to their Christmas gifts lmao
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Interested to see how my brothers and their significant others react to their Christmas gifts lmao
Saw a deathly hollows bumper sticker in the year of our lord 2025
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saw a deathly hollows bumper sticker in the year of our lord 2025
Let us be glad, let us be grateful
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Let us be glad, let us be grateful
Now I can pretend that I dislike stranger things for woke reasons and not just because the show got bad
Right? Especially since we’re boycotting the show because of Zionist Noah Schnapp’s ardent support for Israel
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Now I can pretend that I dislike stranger things for woke reasons and not just because the show got bad