She decided it’s cuddle time

Who is John 316? And why does he have a sign in every hick town I drive through?

The lion does not concern himself with linear algebra. A matrix? I hate that movie

Yes

The most unrealistic thing about the substance is the part where she builds a that secret room into her bathroom in under a week

People act like it’s normal to be on twitter, when in reality, no one normal is a regular user of bluesky or twitter: just different types of sickos

And I sadly don’t think people are going to get any better at identifying it

I have a conspiracy theory that AI companies rolled out intentionally shitty image generators at first-so that people would start thinking they could easily identify what is and isn’t AI. And now people credulously believe footage couldn’t be AI if the people depicted have a normal number of fingers

Maybe this means I’m getting old, but society is so cooked

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if you don’t like me you should try it too and point out all the little things you hate about it to make me feel bad

What is the labeler you are using? Lmao

As it has ever been, lol.

I think it is just logistically more difficult to bite the inside of someone’s thigh than it is to bite their neck lmao

I think a lot of very people online have an outsized view of the importance of niche political figures

This wedding is so fancy that it should be illegal

Lactose intolerance is psychosomatic, your mind is just weak

There should be a show that’s exactly the same as survivor, but the prize is higher, and there is no medical assistance

This is a niche question, but is there anything fun to do in Springfield IL that is not a Lincoln based activity I would have done on a 7th grade field trip?

This is like coming out for an encore after the applause stopped

I think a lot of very people online have an outsized view of the importance of niche political figures

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

Are my tickets from last time still valid?

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No one is actually going to go to mastodon lmao