Fats Gordo
@fatsgord.bsky.social
Beloved internet personality, tolerated father he/him
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Remember: you have ten fingers, but only two eyes. Post five times as much as you read
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Remember: you have ten fingers, but only two eyes. Post five times as much as you read
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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Cashier at the grocery store: You're all set, have a good one
Me:
Me:
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cashier at the grocery store: You're all set, have a good one
Me:
Me:
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
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this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)
A real opposition party would tell us how the oval office smells
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A real opposition party would tell us how the oval office smells
Really cool how Tums taste delicious. I get to reward myself for over eating with an extra little treat
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Really cool how Tums taste delicious. I get to reward myself for over eating with an extra little treat
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
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trying to have a good week but my socks shrunk in the wash and now they’re squeezing my calves like a medieval pervert. also, you know, all the atrocities inflicted upon us by tyrants and cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
trying to have a good week but my socks shrunk in the wash and now they’re squeezing my calves like a medieval pervert. also, you know, all the atrocities inflicted upon us by tyrants and cowards.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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i'm wetting down some grey aliens with a spray bottle. they hate that. they've been into the trash again. one of them keeps poking me with a long glowing finger. it makes me see beyond the infinite. buncha bullshit. if he keeps that up i'm gotta hit em with the hedge trimmer
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i'm wetting down some grey aliens with a spray bottle. they hate that. they've been into the trash again. one of them keeps poking me with a long glowing finger. it makes me see beyond the infinite. buncha bullshit. if he keeps that up i'm gotta hit em with the hedge trimmer
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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II’m at a restaurant and they’re singing their own happy birthday song. I thought we killed that tradition during quarantine. I’m gonna have to release a stronger plague.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
II’m at a restaurant and they’re singing their own happy birthday song. I thought we killed that tradition during quarantine. I’m gonna have to release a stronger plague.
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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I need a convincing dog costume so I can shit on my neighbor's lawn
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I need a convincing dog costume so I can shit on my neighbor's lawn