The Ape of X-mas
@thepaleape.bsky.social
have a merry christmas, now get the hell off my page!
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The Ape of X-mas
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
i AM to be trifled with
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i AM to be trifled with
your mother and i are fine with you converting to islam, but could you please not tell people we know that you did it because of dune
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
your mother and i are fine with you converting to islam, but could you please not tell people we know that you did it because of dune
how many times must i read news about some random corporation buying warner brothers before the earth becomes uninhabitable for the human species
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
how many times must i read news about some random corporation buying warner brothers before the earth becomes uninhabitable for the human species
me and the other fucked up deep sea creatures are going to go absolutely buck wild on this whale carcass later if you want in
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
me and the other fucked up deep sea creatures are going to go absolutely buck wild on this whale carcass later if you want in
why can't i post video on bluesky anymore. the icon for that is gone
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
why can't i post video on bluesky anymore. the icon for that is gone
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I’m Dual-classing in Wastrel and Layabout
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m Dual-classing in Wastrel and Layabout
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Thinking about smooching Little Moe with the gimpy leg
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thinking about smooching Little Moe with the gimpy leg
the meta glasses breaking thing was always gonna happen. did people forget about google glasses. did we learn nothing
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the meta glasses breaking thing was always gonna happen. did people forget about google glasses. did we learn nothing
no one talks about how krampus makes santa (ol saint nick) ride in the sidecar
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
no one talks about how krampus makes santa (ol saint nick) ride in the sidecar
wu-tang is for the younglings
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
wu-tang is for the younglings
you could probably show me any fucked up looking cartoon drawing and convince me it's a screenshot from an adult swim show i randomly watched in 2009. stone cold sober, mind you
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
you could probably show me any fucked up looking cartoon drawing and convince me it's a screenshot from an adult swim show i randomly watched in 2009. stone cold sober, mind you
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the person who invented elf on the shelf should he run down in the street
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
the person who invented elf on the shelf should he run down in the street
The Beef Codger™
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Beef Codger™
if you manage to collect ten thousand platinum points on the nintendo eshop shigeru miyamoto will be your dad for a day. he'll even carry you around on his shoulders if you want
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if you manage to collect ten thousand platinum points on the nintendo eshop shigeru miyamoto will be your dad for a day. he'll even carry you around on his shoulders if you want
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The moon, or "nights' sun,"
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The moon, or "nights' sun,"
gungans and dragons
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
gungans and dragons
don't really care if tarantino shit on paul dino or whoever. he was the riddler, right. not jim carrey riddler. the gamer
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
don't really care if tarantino shit on paul dino or whoever. he was the riddler, right. not jim carrey riddler. the gamer
isn't it great how mark zuckerberg lucked into insane amount of money and now he just burns through it cuz he's never had a single good idea
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
isn't it great how mark zuckerberg lucked into insane amount of money and now he just burns through it cuz he's never had a single good idea
what's this butt-munchery??
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
what's this butt-munchery??
no one sees jesus in their toast anymore. what happened. did He get tired of trying to communicate to us through burnt bread or what
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
no one sees jesus in their toast anymore. what happened. did He get tired of trying to communicate to us through burnt bread or what
i keep attacking this strange guy in the mirror. he's a potential rival and he must be driven away
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i keep attacking this strange guy in the mirror. he's a potential rival and he must be driven away
just learned that robin hood's hat is called a bycocket hat. annoyingly delightful
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
just learned that robin hood's hat is called a bycocket hat. annoyingly delightful