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thepaleape.bsky.social
🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃
@thepaleape.bsky.social
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get the hell off my page!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 23m
they're...fine
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1h
popcorn farts
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1h
i'm outside your place in a big van. there's a dish on the top. i'm inside fiddling with complex equipment. don't worry about what i'm doing. let's just say i'm checking your...frequencies,
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1h
he's just goofy like that
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 3h
👆this guy's pumpin blood through his body
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 6h
kane hodder is a spookier name than jason voorhees
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 6h
these kinda people are tiresome to me, tbh
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
now that's what i'm talkin about
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
can't get enough of that shit!!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
even more evidence to support my thesis: we sure love to make and look at tiny blocks and/or dots
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
oh yeah! that too
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
he lied to us once again
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 7h
sam altman: you can now ask chatgpt to jerk it a little
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the DB in D.B Cooper stands for Drum & Bass
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 8h
the domesticated wolf's many forms
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 8h
there's nothing you can do to stop them, i'm sorry
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 8h
its "make do," isn't it. oh well
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 8h
the human mind yearns to look at pixels so much that before the digital age they had to make due with pointillism. instead of computers it was french guys
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 8h
today is the day microsoft comes over to your place and breaks your windows 10 laptop over their leg
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 9h
my biggest weakness? i'm not shelf-stable
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 11h
not really
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
this also applies to most gluten free bread based products
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
what's great about gluten free hamburger rolls is that they have all the flavor and mouth feel of a fresh couch cushion
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
there's a lotta questions and not enough answers
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
it's fucked up. his poor skin 😔
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