The Ape of X-mas
@thepaleape.bsky.social
have a merry christmas, now get the hell off my page!
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The Ape of X-mas
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
it's christmas dumbass, no one cares about your birthday!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it's christmas dumbass, no one cares about your birthday!!
your mother and i tried to tell you this for years but...we couldn't find the right words. just gonna come out and say it: we know a cat who can really do the Cool Jerk
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
your mother and i tried to tell you this for years but...we couldn't find the right words. just gonna come out and say it: we know a cat who can really do the Cool Jerk
its a shame ian mcshane as blackbeard only happened in a pirates of the caribbean sequel and not, you know, a real movie
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
its a shame ian mcshane as blackbeard only happened in a pirates of the caribbean sequel and not, you know, a real movie
popeye is weird. he's got big lower arms but tiny upper arms. why is he like that. how is he like that. what else is in that spinach
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
popeye is weird. he's got big lower arms but tiny upper arms. why is he like that. how is he like that. what else is in that spinach
what level of capitalism are we on when ads are pleading with you to buy the product
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
what level of capitalism are we on when ads are pleading with you to buy the product
lookin like a home movies character
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
lookin like a home movies character
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have a howly jowly christmas
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
have a howly jowly christmas
get a loved one a siege tower this christmas
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
get a loved one a siege tower this christmas
🎶last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day, you gave it away. this year, i'll shit in your ear,🎶
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎶last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day, you gave it away. this year, i'll shit in your ear,🎶
she's lit by a nearby growlight. she's a plant
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
she's lit by a nearby growlight. she's a plant
unfortunately hogwarts legacy is the 26th highest grossing game of all time. the boycott did little to change that. and i doubt chuds buying two copies (or pretending to) did anything to move the needle. it made all that money from normals buying a big ip they recognize. online is a lot of noise
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
unfortunately hogwarts legacy is the 26th highest grossing game of all time. the boycott did little to change that. and i doubt chuds buying two copies (or pretending to) did anything to move the needle. it made all that money from normals buying a big ip they recognize. online is a lot of noise
i'm being pursued for my bold smoky flavor
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i'm being pursued for my bold smoky flavor
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Mr. Data, open an incognito channel on the main view screen.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Mr. Data, open an incognito channel on the main view screen.
people don't realize you can just leave anything at any time for any reason
I've Irish Goodbyed situations you people can't even comprehend
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
people don't realize you can just leave anything at any time for any reason
big cowboy hat all my apes gone covfefe hawk tuah SCREAMING
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
big cowboy hat all my apes gone covfefe hawk tuah SCREAMING
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if you're in this picture......
FUCK YOU !!!
FUCK YOU !!!
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
if you're in this picture......
FUCK YOU !!!
FUCK YOU !!!
here's ten stocking stuffer ideas that'll have you going, "that definitely ain't the wack!"
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
here's ten stocking stuffer ideas that'll have you going, "that definitely ain't the wack!"
according to sweet baby ray's sauce is the boss. do you agree
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
according to sweet baby ray's sauce is the boss. do you agree
me and the boys are gonna blow dart each other later
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
me and the boys are gonna blow dart each other later
how bout those games
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
how bout those games
hell yeah, more control
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
hell yeah, more control
silent hill is people
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
silent hill is people
what's he doing on that pencil. get down from there
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what's he doing on that pencil. get down from there
the squeaky fromme gets the grease
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the squeaky fromme gets the grease