Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
get the hell off my page!
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Hunky Kong
@thepaleape.bsky.social
· Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
dear diarrhea. stop it
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
dear diarrhea. stop it
dear diary, when i accused those MCs of getting lockjaw, i was merely exaggerating. their jaws are just fine
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
dear diary, when i accused those MCs of getting lockjaw, i was merely exaggerating. their jaws are just fine
kids today dont know. they dont even know!
<h1> FUCK OFF, </h1>
<h1> MOM </h1>
<h2> I'M LISTENING TO </h2>
<h1> STONE TEMPLE PILOTS </h1>
<h1> MOM </h1>
<h2> I'M LISTENING TO </h2>
<h1> STONE TEMPLE PILOTS </h1>
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
kids today dont know. they dont even know!
attention people of the earth! every last human on the planet is being sent a tiny guy. he will try to kill you. if you manage to kill him instead, you will get the Prize. what is the Prize you ask? it is TWO little guys who will try to kill you,
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
attention people of the earth! every last human on the planet is being sent a tiny guy. he will try to kill you. if you manage to kill him instead, you will get the Prize. what is the Prize you ask? it is TWO little guys who will try to kill you,
thanksgiving is really special cuz you get to eat dinner. UNLIKE THE REST OF THE YEAR
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
thanksgiving is really special cuz you get to eat dinner. UNLIKE THE REST OF THE YEAR
where's itchy's disney plus prequel series. dude was, like, 375 years old. what did he get up to during that time. what kinda crazy-ass space porn did he watch
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
where's itchy's disney plus prequel series. dude was, like, 375 years old. what did he get up to during that time. what kinda crazy-ass space porn did he watch
🎶your own personal...meat sauce🎶
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
🎶your own personal...meat sauce🎶
don't make me mute charlie brown, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
don't make me mute charlie brown, charlie brown
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I feel like everyone on this website is forcing me to know about a bunch of stupid assholes I don’t care about
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I feel like everyone on this website is forcing me to know about a bunch of stupid assholes I don’t care about
tag yourself, i'm B
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
tag yourself, i'm B
they should invent a pope meme that's good. maybe one day...
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
they should invent a pope meme that's good. maybe one day...
john hammond was the only guy who owned an island who wasn't a total piece of shit
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
john hammond was the only guy who owned an island who wasn't a total piece of shit
kermit only wears clothes when he's a tv reporter. the second he clocks out, bam. completely naked. he puts away the frog dick only for FCC regulations
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
kermit only wears clothes when he's a tv reporter. the second he clocks out, bam. completely naked. he puts away the frog dick only for FCC regulations
pulling up to the function in the freshest headgear of the 1500s
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
pulling up to the function in the freshest headgear of the 1500s
JFK is actually pronounced Jeff Kay
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
JFK is actually pronounced Jeff Kay
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Science has not accomplished anything good until I'm driving a woolly mammoth to the grocery store.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Science has not accomplished anything good until I'm driving a woolly mammoth to the grocery store.
chalicotheriums loved to play rock paper scissors
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
chalicotheriums loved to play rock paper scissors
fuck is a nuzzli or whoever, shut up
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fuck is a nuzzli or whoever, shut up
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posting "jonathan j. "jack" o'neill from mgm's long running sci-fi show stargate sg-1 is baby girl" and then letting the tar pit take me
December 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
posting "jonathan j. "jack" o'neill from mgm's long running sci-fi show stargate sg-1 is baby girl" and then letting the tar pit take me
don't mess with me while i'm on my perch and my head is under my wing, dude. i'm SLEEPIN
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
don't mess with me while i'm on my perch and my head is under my wing, dude. i'm SLEEPIN