Michelle Allison
@fatnutritionist.bsky.social
a nutritionist (RD) who is fat
www.fatnutritionist.com
American-Canadian
Toronto
www.fatnutritionist.com
American-Canadian
Toronto
Pinned
I started writing when I was six, binding little books together with construction paper and yarn, and people really think I'm gonna be horny to drink from the LLM recombinant barf trough "trained on" all my favourite authors plus like Stormfront with a smattering of incel forums?? Not really, man
it's been one month since daylight savings ended, and I am still:
-hungry for lunch at 11am
-hungry for dinner at 5pm
-falling asleep at 9pm
-meowed awake by my cat at 5am
if we don't end this nonsense soon, I'm gonna lose it
-hungry for lunch at 11am
-hungry for dinner at 5pm
-falling asleep at 9pm
-meowed awake by my cat at 5am
if we don't end this nonsense soon, I'm gonna lose it
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's been one month since daylight savings ended, and I am still:
-hungry for lunch at 11am
-hungry for dinner at 5pm
-falling asleep at 9pm
-meowed awake by my cat at 5am
if we don't end this nonsense soon, I'm gonna lose it
-hungry for lunch at 11am
-hungry for dinner at 5pm
-falling asleep at 9pm
-meowed awake by my cat at 5am
if we don't end this nonsense soon, I'm gonna lose it
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Please help Heba & her children if you can, Palestinians have been left to starve & freeze to death in Israel's continuing genocide. Support has fallen since the 'ceasefire':
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Please help Heba & her children if you can, Palestinians have been left to starve & freeze to death in Israel's continuing genocide. Support has fallen since the 'ceasefire':
this year, I have upped the ante and am now cycling to skating rinks instead of taking transit...it's so fun, but every single arena and community centre in this city should have a Bike Share dock, imo, and none of them do (yet)
imagine the ease, the freedom, the absolute bliss
imagine the ease, the freedom, the absolute bliss
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
this year, I have upped the ante and am now cycling to skating rinks instead of taking transit...it's so fun, but every single arena and community centre in this city should have a Bike Share dock, imo, and none of them do (yet)
imagine the ease, the freedom, the absolute bliss
imagine the ease, the freedom, the absolute bliss
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Hey folks, if you aren’t already vaccinated, or don’t know your status, get vaccinated and protect babies who may be too young to get their shots. It’s easy and painless, and mine was free with my insurance, so talk to your healthcare provider and do the thing!
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey folks, if you aren’t already vaccinated, or don’t know your status, get vaccinated and protect babies who may be too young to get their shots. It’s easy and painless, and mine was free with my insurance, so talk to your healthcare provider and do the thing!
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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they're not reporters, really, they're paparazzi. the most famous man who has ever lived is making a clown of himself, they're not going to interrupt him, it's great content
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
they're not reporters, really, they're paparazzi. the most famous man who has ever lived is making a clown of himself, they're not going to interrupt him, it's great content
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we are going to win
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
we are going to win
there's this Tuesday lunchtime skate nearby that, in theory, is perfect: good ice, good vibes, nice arena, not crowded, rink guards let us get away with stuff
but every time I go, I feel shaky wobbly and weird and can't do shit...yesterday I fell directly on my ass doing a backward snowplow stop 💀
but every time I go, I feel shaky wobbly and weird and can't do shit...yesterday I fell directly on my ass doing a backward snowplow stop 💀
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
there's this Tuesday lunchtime skate nearby that, in theory, is perfect: good ice, good vibes, nice arena, not crowded, rink guards let us get away with stuff
but every time I go, I feel shaky wobbly and weird and can't do shit...yesterday I fell directly on my ass doing a backward snowplow stop 💀
but every time I go, I feel shaky wobbly and weird and can't do shit...yesterday I fell directly on my ass doing a backward snowplow stop 💀
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Excellent public health messaging from New York City!!
Be the happy peace sign waving emoji instead of the sick and sniffling emoji.
How can you do that?
Wear a mask! Ideally a respirator like an N95.
It’ll help keep you and your community safe.
Be the happy peace sign waving emoji instead of the sick and sniffling emoji.
How can you do that?
Wear a mask! Ideally a respirator like an N95.
It’ll help keep you and your community safe.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Excellent public health messaging from New York City!!
Be the happy peace sign waving emoji instead of the sick and sniffling emoji.
How can you do that?
Wear a mask! Ideally a respirator like an N95.
It’ll help keep you and your community safe.
Be the happy peace sign waving emoji instead of the sick and sniffling emoji.
How can you do that?
Wear a mask! Ideally a respirator like an N95.
It’ll help keep you and your community safe.
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Updated research unravels claims about alcohol’s potential health benefits and links drinking at any amount with increased cancer risk.
@drjthrul.bsky.social shares how these findings can help people make their own decisions about drinking.
podcast.publichealth.jhu.edu/977-the-heal...
@drjthrul.bsky.social shares how these findings can help people make their own decisions about drinking.
podcast.publichealth.jhu.edu/977-the-heal...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Updated research unravels claims about alcohol’s potential health benefits and links drinking at any amount with increased cancer risk.
@drjthrul.bsky.social shares how these findings can help people make their own decisions about drinking.
podcast.publichealth.jhu.edu/977-the-heal...
@drjthrul.bsky.social shares how these findings can help people make their own decisions about drinking.
podcast.publichealth.jhu.edu/977-the-heal...
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People see Jesus Christ in slices of toast, tea stains, patterns in carpet and damp stains on walls. We are not psychologically prepared to show the required caution in the face of computer software that can mimic human language. People are already surrendering reason to the Jesus in the toast.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
People see Jesus Christ in slices of toast, tea stains, patterns in carpet and damp stains on walls. We are not psychologically prepared to show the required caution in the face of computer software that can mimic human language. People are already surrendering reason to the Jesus in the toast.
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
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Please help Sally's family survive Israel's continuing genocide in Gaza by sharing & donating as Palestinians are left starving & homeless in winter rains. 1 donation in 9 days:
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Please help Sally's family survive Israel's continuing genocide in Gaza by sharing & donating as Palestinians are left starving & homeless in winter rains. 1 donation in 9 days:
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Mai also has a GFM listed later in the thread if you feel more comfortable donating on that platform ❤️
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mai. Mai was a teacher before this and her husband Muhammad ran a grocery store. They lost their house and the tent they are staying in was flooded this week and they need to restore it. They have 3 daughters Jouri, 8, Amira, 6 and Sila, 6.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Mai also has a GFM listed later in the thread if you feel more comfortable donating on that platform ❤️
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Just give people money who say they need money—let them use it however they want; ban vehicles from public streets that are over a certain size; melt the guns.
I have more but that’s a good start.
I have more but that’s a good start.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just give people money who say they need money—let them use it however they want; ban vehicles from public streets that are over a certain size; melt the guns.
I have more but that’s a good start.
I have more but that’s a good start.
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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seeing LLMs as "ideology that can pretend to be a person" helps make it clear what "talking to chatbots" accomplishes: Althusserian "interpellation"
I do, of course, have a paragraph from "Why We Fear AI" for this
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
seeing LLMs as "ideology that can pretend to be a person" helps make it clear what "talking to chatbots" accomplishes: Althusserian "interpellation"
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I'm raising funds to support Scarleteen and y'all got me to my initial $1,000 goal so quickly that I want to push for $1,500! Thanks to a donor matching overall donations up to $10,000 if we GET to $10,000, your dollars will count twice if you help us reach our goal.
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
Our direct services are world-famous, award-winning, and provided by real people who care deeply for the young people visiting us to ask for help. Help us raise $40,000 to support the health care needs of the people doing this work. www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm raising funds to support Scarleteen and y'all got me to my initial $1,000 goal so quickly that I want to push for $1,500! Thanks to a donor matching overall donations up to $10,000 if we GET to $10,000, your dollars will count twice if you help us reach our goal.
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
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Today, nurse Hammam has a simple fundraising goal. $50 to buy one chicken for his family. I think we can get him there today, wouldn't you say?
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Today, nurse Hammam has a simple fundraising goal. $50 to buy one chicken for his family. I think we can get him there today, wouldn't you say?
This is why a lot of us are avoiding crossing that border.
I legitimately think this article misses the mark, because Canadians are not avoiding travel out of some principled boycott of the USA over tariffs.
Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.
Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is why a lot of us are avoiding crossing that border.
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The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
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careful, berlusconi first got elected in the wake of mani pulite in '94 and his ascendence was an exercise in redirecting anti-corruption work of his opposition for 25 years. if and when trump is defeated, there will be a vacuum.
the solution is socialism, and eliminating billionaires from society
the solution is socialism, and eliminating billionaires from society
The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
careful, berlusconi first got elected in the wake of mani pulite in '94 and his ascendence was an exercise in redirecting anti-corruption work of his opposition for 25 years. if and when trump is defeated, there will be a vacuum.
the solution is socialism, and eliminating billionaires from society
the solution is socialism, and eliminating billionaires from society
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The secret third thing is that weirdos who are obsessed with breeding a master race are frequently also pedophiles.
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The secret third thing is that weirdos who are obsessed with breeding a master race are frequently also pedophiles.
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This really struck me. If Uber were legally acknowledged as an employer, then it would be the biggest employer in the world, with over 9,000,000 employees globally. Think about how many taxes, wages, and protections are being lost b/c of their intransigence.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This really struck me. If Uber were legally acknowledged as an employer, then it would be the biggest employer in the world, with over 9,000,000 employees globally. Think about how many taxes, wages, and protections are being lost b/c of their intransigence.