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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h

it's so funny andrew vaughn was only lousy because he was playing on a team with insanely bad vibes

Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 2h

They’ve spent like ten trillion dollars trying to make AI and the closest thing they have to a real, working use case is “re-wording your work emails”

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 2h

Coffee is the ultimate former alcoholic drink. You can pay a guy $18 to make a fancy version of it right in front of your bloodshot eyes, or you can buy one in a gas station for a buck and a half while slowly crying to "Night Moves" because you just need to feel something again

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 2h

Do these companies have like, accountants? Or anyone who has any sort of real business background at all? I’m trying to imagine the one nerd ass CPA who works here seeing these numbers and slowly pulling a gun out of their desk

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3h

Good, that should let some tension out of the locker room

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 3h

Mark Zuckerberg has done the impossible yet again: he has made Wayfarers, a definitionally and timelessly cool accessory, lame and unwearable

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

of all the things I am not going to buy, this is the thing I am not going to buy the most

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 3h

You just know this MF is imbibing

Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 3h

youtu.be/Sf-2msaWYqE?...

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 6h

The angriest I’ve ever been in my life was when the Jeremy Renner app shut down before I could download the last DMs my dad sent me before he died

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Matt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 6h

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 6h

That was probably my second-favorite moment of Trump 1 (behind the handsome quarterback burger party)

Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 7h

I’m sure we’ve had this discussion on The Other Site but they absolutely refused to get with the times and stock up on power arms.

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 7h

Do the people who run the Cubs actually see this as a problem? They’re been philosophically committed to pitchers inducing weak contact over strikeouts since the Theo days

Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 8h

The #Cubs don't miss enough bats. That's been a problem for years. This winter, there aren't even a lot of great ways for them to fix that via free agency—but somehow, they absolutely must. northsidebaseball.com/news-rumors/...

Cubs' Mandate This Winter: Build a Pitching Staff That Misses Bats. Finally, Really.

Hoe far can you go, in the modern major leagues, without being able to rack up strikeouts on the mound? To their credit, the Cubs showed exactly how far in 2025. That's the good news—and also the bad ...

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 7h

They have made it an organizational philosophy since the Theo days to have no power arms. Everyone is a pitch to contact guy. I honestly don’t know how they wound up with Palencia

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 8h

Technically one town over but close enough www.ghostresearch.org/sites/marykn...

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 22h

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 9h

I’m not sure what percentage of my body image issues are D’Angelo’s fault, but I respect him for doing it. That music video is our David. RIP.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

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Don Hughes @donaldhughes.ca · 11h

Now that I'm cola sober (28 months) it'd be cool to open a little place for other cola sober people without fountainheads around

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✶ MarcusD ✶ @marcusd.bsky.social · 23h

Ben Johnson to Troy Aikman

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 11h

I remember watching that in disbelief.

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 22h

Hell, he’s earned it. He was good for one season

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 22h

Jokes on you, I already wear that to the office three days a week

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 22h

Yes, this is lame but one Super Bowl and we'll all be ready to dress like Ben Johnson (JCrew slim-fit tech pants and a button down shirt that's 10% elastane).

✶ MarcusD ✶ @marcusd.bsky.social · 22h

Bruh

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Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 22h

Exactly!

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