it was some cheap $10 nonsense from Winners! I also know nothing

I've always used key phrases and certain keywords (spoken in a certain tone) with all of my cats, and I swear they do understand to an extent! My current cat demonstrates an understanding of the difference between "Want a treat?" and "Want a drink?" which is pretty neat since she is a bonehead

the ??? reasons are that it's an easy way to steal people's money via the magic of intermittent reinforcement without doing any actual work, creating anything of value, providing a useful service, etc.

(just like me)

I have a 3-speed steel granny bike with fenders, a front rack, and now a cushy seat pad which eliminates the need for wearing padded shorts or bibs, and it's like A+ entertainment to ride that thing around like it's my fast, light gravel bike when it is neither fast nor light

an abuser's first job is to isolate his victim

the key lime pie slander should also not be tolerated

I can understand this

oyster dressing is also a (very stinky) tradition in my family 😂

hey you're here!!! so nice to see you

it's how it recalls Lord of the Flies to me

I'm gonna start bringing like a hoagie on the ice

I suspect it's because my body is soooo picky about lunchtime, and it's hard to force myself to eat anything big enough to fuel skating at like 11 or 11:30am, but if I even sliiiightly undereat by having just a snack, it's wobble city on the ice

why so SENSITIVE, body, please, let me skate at noon

also Last Breath! The 2019 documentary tells a real life story that is strikingly similar to the plot of The Abyss, but it took place in 2012...absolutely wild

The Abyss

raccoons are a menace but also adorable...they also chase sticks and play house cat games, plus they have tiny hands instead of paws and will hold your finger

I may have become overly involved with the local fauna