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k people.com/kate-beckins...
Kate Beckinsale Makes Shocking Claim That Her Daughter's Boyfriend 'Laid 2 Eggs in a Week': 'I'm Ready for Another'
Kate Beckinsale insisted that her daughter Lily Sheen's boyfriend naturally laid two eggs during an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
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November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
All this pie discourse and I haven't seen anyone mention the best pie (vinegar pie)
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
Per the article: "The average American now holds onto their smartphone for 29 months..." That seems like a really short amount of time to keep a device that can run close to $2,000
whippoorwont.bsky.social tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 1d
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
The crazy thing is Republican members of Congress gave away their power and now they’re mad that they gave away their power. Like Trump didn’t do this to you, you did it to yourselves
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
"I'm praying to you, look in your heart, Charlie Brown!"
benjgc.bsky.social Ben Gellman-Chomsky @benjgc.bsky.social · 3d
‘Cuz she’s got a GREAT ASS, Charlie Brown!
sasscarpone.bsky.social premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 3d
i drink your milkshake, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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cpearsall242.bsky.social
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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spindlypete.bsky.social
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
Broke my own record today. 11 meetings in 9 hours.
a man in a skeleton shirt says " these go to 11 " in white letters
Alt: a man in a skeleton shirt says " these go to 11 " in white letters
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
The official stance of the administration appears to be "Soldiers should violate laws. Soldiers should commit crimes. To suggest soldiers should not commit crimes is treason." There may be a few tiny holes with that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
The action hero this country needs. He even has a catchphrase.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
Unsolicited Dick pic, of a Dick that caused quite a few giggles in my youth
A photo of former MLB pitcher and coach Richard Stanley "Dick" Such. The photo depicts a white male, approximately 45 years old, with dark hair. He is wearing a white, pinstriped Minnesota Twins uniform, smiling with his hands on his hips. As a kid, we used to mispronounce his last name as "suck", which is admittedly childish, but what are you going to do when a guy named "Dick Such" posts a 7.56 career ERA. To his credit, he later won 2 World Series as a pitching coach with the Twins.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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wagerbetsports.bsky.social
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
matthew holness as garth merenghi in his dramatically lit office, dramatically reading a sec scene from one of his books
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
Ooohhhhhh THAT'S why he called it the big beautiful Bill
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
i do not know Nikola Jokić's godfather and offseason conditioning coach, Nebojša Vagić, but i respect him so much
"What kind of horseman are you? You're a f---ing city slicker. You've never even been to a proper stable." Even in the retelling, Vagić's laugh echoes. "He goes crazy!" Vagić howls. "Just crazy. He can't take it." Vagić scrunches up his face and balls his fists in front of his chest to pantomime an angry Jokić. Vagić starts breathing loudly and shaking those fists like he's running a jackhammer. My God, how this man lives to taunt Jokić and then relive it. It's enough to keep him breathing every day. "I can say anything -- any f---ing thing -- to him about basketball, and he just shrugs," he says. "But the horses? Ah, don't talk about the horses. He's crazy about the horses."
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
forgot the link. good blog.

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
In search of the real Nikola Jokić
A trip to Sombor, Serbia, paints a portrait of the elusive Nuggets star by the people who know him best.
www.espn.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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swilua.bsky.social
OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
I will make it my life's mission to avenge Carl for this injustice.
weratedogs.com WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13d
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
It is remarkable that in late 2018, 10 years after his conviction & only a few months before he would be arrested again, Epstein was apparently closer to Trump than Bannon, and better equipped to influence his decisions. Bannon was Chief Strategist to the President and had been CEO of his campaign.
criminalerin.bsky.social Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13d
And not even just casually texting but upon being asked by Steve Bannon if Jeffery Epstein can get rid of then-US Treasurer Steve Mnuchin or current chair of the federal reserve Jerome Powell, Epstein replies"no Mnuchin is good" in the most boomer on a Blackberry way possible like what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
emperorsnapper.bsky.social
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck
joshkovensky.bsky.social Josh Kovensky @joshkovensky.bsky.social · 14d
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.

"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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ddiamond.bsky.social
I love this lede from NYT's Victor Mather on the death of the penny
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, not even penny candy. Moreover, the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents, a financial absurdity that doomed the coin. The final pennies were minted on Wednesday afternoon in Philadelphia. Top Treasury officials were on hand for its final journey. No last words were recorded. In its heyday, the penny had immense cultural impact. It was the going rate for thoughts. It was a symbol of frugality, saved and/or earned. It could sometimes be pretty and other times arrive from heaven. And how many ideas would never have come to light without a penny dropping?
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM