Ben Gellman-Chomsky
@benjgc.bsky.social
Sportscaster in MiLB and beyond. Working to put the best commentary in the game at @MLBTheShow. Let's talk. Opinions my own. Protect trans kids.
AS IT WAS FORETOLD
This sets up Florida with an interim coach with an opportunity next week to deny Mike Novell and THE NOLES bowl eligibility.
Yes
Ha ha ha
YES
Yes
Ha ha ha
YES
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
AS IT WAS FORETOLD
Noah Eagle what is going on with all this bracelet action
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Noah Eagle what is going on with all this bracelet action
ESCALATION
The @applecores.bsky.social vs @chloedenmark.bsky.social bowl is exciting already
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ESCALATION
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And fuck you, Dave
Dave Portnoy is such an annoying ass tippy toed loser
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And fuck you, Dave
The @applecores.bsky.social vs @chloedenmark.bsky.social bowl is exciting already
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The @applecores.bsky.social vs @chloedenmark.bsky.social bowl is exciting already
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I said, we’re about to land. Put your tray-table up.
Now.
Now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I said, we’re about to land. Put your tray-table up.
Now.
Now.
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Trying to find a TV/audio component stand that works for these dimensions. Ideal setup is to have turntable on top, center speaker on shelf below, a couple of small components on shelf below that, PS5 and AV receiver on shelf below that, then open bottom for subwoofer. Anybody have any ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trying to find a TV/audio component stand that works for these dimensions. Ideal setup is to have turntable on top, center speaker on shelf below, a couple of small components on shelf below that, PS5 and AV receiver on shelf below that, then open bottom for subwoofer. Anybody have any ideas?
Trying to find a TV/audio component stand that works for these dimensions. Ideal setup is to have turntable on top, center speaker on shelf below, a couple of small components on shelf below that, PS5 and AV receiver on shelf below that, then open bottom for subwoofer. Anybody have any ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trying to find a TV/audio component stand that works for these dimensions. Ideal setup is to have turntable on top, center speaker on shelf below, a couple of small components on shelf below that, PS5 and AV receiver on shelf below that, then open bottom for subwoofer. Anybody have any ideas?
What were your biggest cooking Ws on Thanksgiving Day? Mine:
- Millionaire Mashed Potatoes with Truffle Oil came out flawless
- Gravy was great and I got enough drippings from the turkey to make a quart of it, with a full mason jar to freeze for another time
- Millionaire Mashed Potatoes with Truffle Oil came out flawless
- Gravy was great and I got enough drippings from the turkey to make a quart of it, with a full mason jar to freeze for another time
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What were your biggest cooking Ws on Thanksgiving Day? Mine:
- Millionaire Mashed Potatoes with Truffle Oil came out flawless
- Gravy was great and I got enough drippings from the turkey to make a quart of it, with a full mason jar to freeze for another time
- Millionaire Mashed Potatoes with Truffle Oil came out flawless
- Gravy was great and I got enough drippings from the turkey to make a quart of it, with a full mason jar to freeze for another time
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I’ve tried explaining this on Bluesky
but everyone just insists if you make $100k anywhere, you have zero money problems and should shut up
but everyone just insists if you make $100k anywhere, you have zero money problems and should shut up
Here is how much San Diego home prices are outpacing wages
San Diego County’s median home price is nearly nine times the median income.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’ve tried explaining this on Bluesky
but everyone just insists if you make $100k anywhere, you have zero money problems and should shut up
but everyone just insists if you make $100k anywhere, you have zero money problems and should shut up
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. Hope yours tasted half as good as mine did.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. Hope yours tasted half as good as mine did.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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“Let’s Go Crazy”, Prince, Purple Rain
“Needle in the Hay”, Elliott Smith, S/T
“We Will Rock You”, Queen, News Of The World
“Back In The USSR”, The Beatles, White Album
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Needle in the Hay”, Elliott Smith, S/T
“We Will Rock You”, Queen, News Of The World
“Back In The USSR”, The Beatles, White Album
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“Let’s Go Crazy”, Prince, Purple Rain
“Needle in the Hay”, Elliott Smith, S/T
“We Will Rock You”, Queen, News Of The World
“Back In The USSR”, The Beatles, White Album
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Needle in the Hay”, Elliott Smith, S/T
“We Will Rock You”, Queen, News Of The World
“Back In The USSR”, The Beatles, White Album
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Aw hell, this absolutely sucks. Just now seeing this news. youtu.be/U7dBMYUyRAQ?...
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Aw hell, this absolutely sucks. Just now seeing this news. youtu.be/U7dBMYUyRAQ?...
People of Bluesky, I need you to weigh in:
Do you have a spoon rest by your stovetop/range?
If you do, how frequently do you clean/wash it?
Do you have a spoon rest by your stovetop/range?
If you do, how frequently do you clean/wash it?
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
People of Bluesky, I need you to weigh in:
Do you have a spoon rest by your stovetop/range?
If you do, how frequently do you clean/wash it?
Do you have a spoon rest by your stovetop/range?
If you do, how frequently do you clean/wash it?
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
I once again am cooking light, since it’s just me, my wife, and our 1-year-old (nothing dairy, we keep kosher):
Turkey
Truffle mashed potatoes
Pan stuffing
Turkey gravy
Prepared garbanzo beans
Homemade cranberry sauce
Corn muffins
Turkey
Truffle mashed potatoes
Pan stuffing
Turkey gravy
Prepared garbanzo beans
Homemade cranberry sauce
Corn muffins
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I once again am cooking light, since it’s just me, my wife, and our 1-year-old (nothing dairy, we keep kosher):
Turkey
Truffle mashed potatoes
Pan stuffing
Turkey gravy
Prepared garbanzo beans
Homemade cranberry sauce
Corn muffins
Turkey
Truffle mashed potatoes
Pan stuffing
Turkey gravy
Prepared garbanzo beans
Homemade cranberry sauce
Corn muffins
He’s right, which is why I’m now starting this thread for anyone to throw their favorite Black Dynamite quotes into.
My all-time favorite:
“… but Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!”
My all-time favorite:
“… but Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!”
Variety is absolute death with all the pop ups and scripts running ads, can never load their shit for longer than ten seconds on my trash-ass work laptop
where is Black Dynamite ranked, he asked assuming it is not ranked at all
where is Black Dynamite ranked, he asked assuming it is not ranked at all
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He’s right, which is why I’m now starting this thread for anyone to throw their favorite Black Dynamite quotes into.
My all-time favorite:
“… but Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!”
My all-time favorite:
“… but Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!”
‘Cuz she’s got a GREAT ASS, Charlie Brown!
i drink your milkshake, charlie brown
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
‘Cuz she’s got a GREAT ASS, Charlie Brown!