Emperor Snapper
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A fish with a crown
When I was in high school the sheriff had a DARE speedboat and his daughter used to get a bunch of beers and take her friends out for rides
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I was in high school the sheriff had a DARE speedboat and his daughter used to get a bunch of beers and take her friends out for rides
Do they also do the slice of American cheese instead of shredded cheese?
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Do they also do the slice of American cheese instead of shredded cheese?
Too heavy. A Bigfoot would sink in the snow.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Too heavy. A Bigfoot would sink in the snow.
Is it anything like Altoona pizza? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Is it anything like Altoona pizza? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona...
The promised sequel to Buckaroo Banzai would also be a good use of the President's unique combination of corruption and gullibility
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The promised sequel to Buckaroo Banzai would also be a good use of the President's unique combination of corruption and gullibility
My wife makes stuffed cabbage soup, which is basically a stuffed cabbage in soup form (so the cabbage and the stuffing are all floating freely in the soup), and it is amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My wife makes stuffed cabbage soup, which is basically a stuffed cabbage in soup form (so the cabbage and the stuffing are all floating freely in the soup), and it is amazing.
Wine
Boyfriend
Whites
So apparently I am going to become a racist wine mom having an affair?
Boyfriend
Whites
So apparently I am going to become a racist wine mom having an affair?
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wine
Boyfriend
Whites
So apparently I am going to become a racist wine mom having an affair?
Boyfriend
Whites
So apparently I am going to become a racist wine mom having an affair?
Now, now. Marcus Smart is healthy again.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Now, now. Marcus Smart is healthy again.
I am not a porn bot!
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I am not a porn bot!
All ages: octogenarians AND centenarians!
a man singing into a microphone with the words we got both kinds of music country and western below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words we got both kinds of music country and western below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All ages: octogenarians AND centenarians!
"Two Son" Sam, who will not shut up about how both his boys are gonna play varsity this year
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Two Son" Sam, who will not shut up about how both his boys are gonna play varsity this year