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She/they, queer, disabled, and neurodivergent. Cyborg. Owned by 3 cats. Two-time Hugo loser. Occasional essayist. T3c diabetic. #Insulin4All
Looking for work as a data analyst. I’m good at it!
Writing at https://peculiar.monster
Looking for work as a data analyst. I’m good at it!
Writing at https://peculiar.monster
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Jobs. Jobs are good.
I don’t have a job, but I would like one very much.
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New post about my recent lay off.
Just finished another module in my data analysis course. It was the How to Spreadsheet module and just. Just. It was SO BASIC. Didn't even explain VLOOKUP, INDEX/MATCH, or SUMIFS.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just finished another module in my data analysis course. It was the How to Spreadsheet module and just. Just. It was SO BASIC. Didn't even explain VLOOKUP, INDEX/MATCH, or SUMIFS.
“An Irish Airman Foresees His Death” (Yeats) but only because I have a haunting musical version with Shane MacGowan reciting the lines in a mad rush at the end.
Lots of Yeats in my head—mostly fragments or single lines.
Lots of Yeats in my head—mostly fragments or single lines.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“An Irish Airman Foresees His Death” (Yeats) but only because I have a haunting musical version with Shane MacGowan reciting the lines in a mad rush at the end.
Lots of Yeats in my head—mostly fragments or single lines.
Lots of Yeats in my head—mostly fragments or single lines.
Happy Delaware Day! Today is the 238th anniversary of our ratification of the Constitution, making us the first state!
I never thought I'd stay here, but I have & it is home. Even though I have contracted Northern Delaware Driving Disease--if it's more than 5 miles away, it's too far.
I never thought I'd stay here, but I have & it is home. Even though I have contracted Northern Delaware Driving Disease--if it's more than 5 miles away, it's too far.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Happy Delaware Day! Today is the 238th anniversary of our ratification of the Constitution, making us the first state!
I never thought I'd stay here, but I have & it is home. Even though I have contracted Northern Delaware Driving Disease--if it's more than 5 miles away, it's too far.
I never thought I'd stay here, but I have & it is home. Even though I have contracted Northern Delaware Driving Disease--if it's more than 5 miles away, it's too far.
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The magazine that brought you "FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense" and "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers" bring you Isaac Chotiner's interview with Santa and it is OUTSTANDING.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The magazine that brought you "FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense" and "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers" bring you Isaac Chotiner's interview with Santa and it is OUTSTANDING.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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Since we're talking about boycotting Eurovision, I'm going to share this again, to give you a more personal perspective on it from a much better writer than I.
Today's Love Letter is a stunning meditation on birdwatching and the loss of a friendship, from the one and only @amalelmohtar.com
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Why I Need the Birds
A Love Letters Feature by Amal El-Mohtar - November 2025
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December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Since we're talking about boycotting Eurovision, I'm going to share this again, to give you a more personal perspective on it from a much better writer than I.
I had forgotten how bonkers the video is. Also many fine examples of 80s mullets.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I had forgotten how bonkers the video is. Also many fine examples of 80s mullets.
Had a job interview this afternoon. I spent a lot of time prepping. It was a STAR style interview for those of you have worked at large companies and it was a lot. I can only hope that my pride in my prior work helps me. Decision by the end of the week. It does sound like a fun job. I hope I get it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Had a job interview this afternoon. I spent a lot of time prepping. It was a STAR style interview for those of you have worked at large companies and it was a lot. I can only hope that my pride in my prior work helps me. Decision by the end of the week. It does sound like a fun job. I hope I get it.
The whole series is wonderful. Read them all!
I had a book come out this year. It was the culmination of a decade of devotion and sweat. It didn’t make much of an impact but perhaps you’d enjoy it www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1250...
Advocate: Book Three of The Warden Series
Amazon.com: Advocate: Book Three of The Warden Series: 9781250815736: Ford, Daniel M.: Books
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December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The whole series is wonderful. Read them all!
I fell asleep on the couch yesterday while watching a Ken Burns documentary. Most middle aged thing ever.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I fell asleep on the couch yesterday while watching a Ken Burns documentary. Most middle aged thing ever.
*quietly, so as to not jinx it*
I have a job interview next week. With the company that sent me a screening questionnaire on Friday.
It's a video interview, so I won't have to wear hard pants, just a nice top and some makeup.
I have a job interview next week. With the company that sent me a screening questionnaire on Friday.
It's a video interview, so I won't have to wear hard pants, just a nice top and some makeup.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*quietly, so as to not jinx it*
I have a job interview next week. With the company that sent me a screening questionnaire on Friday.
It's a video interview, so I won't have to wear hard pants, just a nice top and some makeup.
I have a job interview next week. With the company that sent me a screening questionnaire on Friday.
It's a video interview, so I won't have to wear hard pants, just a nice top and some makeup.
I got a screening request for a job! Like everything up until now has been ENDLESS rejections.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I got a screening request for a job! Like everything up until now has been ENDLESS rejections.
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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Oof. This hits hard.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oof. This hits hard.
I apparently ordered this for myself back in March and I was so surprised when it showed up, cause I thought it was a birthday present. I guess it is, from me. Good job past me.
This Is How You Lose the Time War (Deluxe Edition)
Check out This Is How You Lose the Time War (Deluxe Edition) - <b>The gorgeous, enthralling hardcover deluxe edition of the bestselling Hugo, Nebula, and Locus Award–winning sci-fi novella spann...
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November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I apparently ordered this for myself back in March and I was so surprised when it showed up, cause I thought it was a birthday present. I guess it is, from me. Good job past me.
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"You are the Master." #HorrorWatch
a man in a black suit is surrounded by red hands with the words silence silence written on them
Alt: a man in a black suit is surrounded by red hands with the words silence silence written on them
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November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"You are the Master." #HorrorWatch
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Monica Lewinski went through Hell because of Bill Clinton and she was 21 when she started working for him.
Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Monica Lewinski went through Hell because of Bill Clinton and she was 21 when she started working for him.
Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
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Alice Wong taught us that disabled people don’t just leave memories behind—they leave infrastructure. Lineages of care. Methods of collectivity, survival. She named the connective tissue that holds our communities together, even across death, even across the losses that come too fast and too often.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Alice Wong taught us that disabled people don’t just leave memories behind—they leave infrastructure. Lineages of care. Methods of collectivity, survival. She named the connective tissue that holds our communities together, even across death, even across the losses that come too fast and too often.
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
Last repost: an incredible cover of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” absolutely mind blowing. @stacyk.net
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Last repost: an incredible cover of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” absolutely mind blowing. @stacyk.net
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in honor of the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, this extremely awesome cover of Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald": www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Pg...
Billy Strings - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Live in Baltimore Halloween 2025)
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November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
in honor of the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, this extremely awesome cover of Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald": www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Pg...
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I hope everybody who even *thinks* about suggesting we go back to the high-risk healthcare pool situation is diagnosed with a pre-existing condition tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hope everybody who even *thinks* about suggesting we go back to the high-risk healthcare pool situation is diagnosed with a pre-existing condition tonight.
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Old enough to remember when this kind of thing tanked your presidential aspirations (because of the implication)
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Old enough to remember when this kind of thing tanked your presidential aspirations (because of the implication)
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Time for GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S FRANKENSTEIN DISCOURSE!
I keep seeing people worry about whether del Toro properly did justice to Mary Shelley. And I have to ask: why is that del Toro's job more than anyone else's?
And also, didn't he?
And also, how could he? He's not a mother. 1/
I keep seeing people worry about whether del Toro properly did justice to Mary Shelley. And I have to ask: why is that del Toro's job more than anyone else's?
And also, didn't he?
And also, how could he? He's not a mother. 1/
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Time for GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S FRANKENSTEIN DISCOURSE!
I keep seeing people worry about whether del Toro properly did justice to Mary Shelley. And I have to ask: why is that del Toro's job more than anyone else's?
And also, didn't he?
And also, how could he? He's not a mother. 1/
I keep seeing people worry about whether del Toro properly did justice to Mary Shelley. And I have to ask: why is that del Toro's job more than anyone else's?
And also, didn't he?
And also, how could he? He's not a mother. 1/
I’m wondering if there is a common definition of a That Guy™️. Please respond with your definition. It’s for Science.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I’m wondering if there is a common definition of a That Guy™️. Please respond with your definition. It’s for Science.