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She/they, queer, disabled, and neurodivergent. Cyborg. Owned by 3 cats. Two-time Hugo loser. Occasional essayist. T3c diabetic. #Insulin4All
Looking for work as a data analyst. I’m good at it!
Writing at https://peculiar.monster
Looking for work as a data analyst. I’m good at it!
Writing at https://peculiar.monster
This sounds like the saddest of all the slapfights ever had on the internet.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This sounds like the saddest of all the slapfights ever had on the internet.
SCREAMING GOAT PILLOW TIME IS BEST TIME
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
SCREAMING GOAT PILLOW TIME IS BEST TIME
You're one of the lucky 10,000! Yay!
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You're one of the lucky 10,000! Yay!
ALL I KNOW IS THAT EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU DOWN THERE OKAY
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ALL I KNOW IS THAT EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU DOWN THERE OKAY
My gay chorus did “Hanukkah in Santa Monica” last year and it was fun but hectic.
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My gay chorus did “Hanukkah in Santa Monica” last year and it was fun but hectic.
You live in Australia, aren’t there giant spiders everywhere?
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You live in Australia, aren’t there giant spiders everywhere?
They don’t seem to have buckled him in.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They don’t seem to have buckled him in.
I used to follow a woman on Insta who talked about her financial difficulties when she divorced her husband and three days later posted a picture of a $5k Hermes handbag. Instant unfollow.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I used to follow a woman on Insta who talked about her financial difficulties when she divorced her husband and three days later posted a picture of a $5k Hermes handbag. Instant unfollow.
An old door, full of splinters that no one's cleaned, ever?
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
An old door, full of splinters that no one's cleaned, ever?
I find it a lot more challenging to read, for sure. But there are some real bangers in there, too. When I took the GRE a millionty years ago there was an identify the writer question which included the phrase "golden-thighed Pythagoras" which is a Yeatsian turn of phrase if I ever saw one.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I find it a lot more challenging to read, for sure. But there are some real bangers in there, too. When I took the GRE a millionty years ago there was an identify the writer question which included the phrase "golden-thighed Pythagoras" which is a Yeatsian turn of phrase if I ever saw one.
"Horseman, pass by!"
I wrote my undergrad honors thesis on Yeats. So I'll join you in the weird undergrad group.
I wrote my undergrad honors thesis on Yeats. So I'll join you in the weird undergrad group.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Horseman, pass by!"
I wrote my undergrad honors thesis on Yeats. So I'll join you in the weird undergrad group.
I wrote my undergrad honors thesis on Yeats. So I'll join you in the weird undergrad group.
The later stuff is a lot "crunchier," if that makes sense. More challenging than his earlier works.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The later stuff is a lot "crunchier," if that makes sense. More challenging than his earlier works.
It’s Yeats’s “The Circus Animals’ Desertion”—one of my favorites. It’s an old man’s thoughts about his life and it is IMO deeply autobiographical.
The Circus Animals’ Desertion
II What can I but enumerate old themes, First that sea-rider Oisin led by the nose Through three enchanted islands, allegorical dreams, Vain gaiety, vain battle, vain repose, Themes of the embittered ...
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December 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It’s Yeats’s “The Circus Animals’ Desertion”—one of my favorites. It’s an old man’s thoughts about his life and it is IMO deeply autobiographical.
It is! We used part of the poem on our wedding invitations.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It is! We used part of the poem on our wedding invitations.
Which fulfills the five mile rule, even if parking at Costco is all-out war all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Which fulfills the five mile rule, even if parking at Costco is all-out war all the time.
Yep, that mall. I've been told that it's the most profitable Apple Store in the country. From Thanksgiving to New Years, we do our best to avoid the place.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yep, that mall. I've been told that it's the most profitable Apple Store in the country. From Thanksgiving to New Years, we do our best to avoid the place.
I hope your performance went well! We skipped our holiday concert bc we needed to interview for a new Artistic Director and Collaborative Pianist. We have the AD & he's awesome, but no CP yet. But we restart rehearsals on January 5 and I can't WAIT.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hope your performance went well! We skipped our holiday concert bc we needed to interview for a new Artistic Director and Collaborative Pianist. We have the AD & he's awesome, but no CP yet. But we restart rehearsals on January 5 and I can't WAIT.
I've been here for 23 years and it feels more like home than the Midwest ever did. I am definitely an east coast girl.
I live by the mall, so you can imagine the kind of traffic I need to navigate when I take the interstate.
I live by the mall, so you can imagine the kind of traffic I need to navigate when I take the interstate.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I've been here for 23 years and it feels more like home than the Midwest ever did. I am definitely an east coast girl.
I live by the mall, so you can imagine the kind of traffic I need to navigate when I take the interstate.
I live by the mall, so you can imagine the kind of traffic I need to navigate when I take the interstate.
It really, truly is. The old yarn shop was in Pike Creek and other customers commented on how far away I lived from it. I get the same with my choir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It really, truly is. The old yarn shop was in Pike Creek and other customers commented on how far away I lived from it. I get the same with my choir.
Definitely. He talked about his cancer diagnosis in a really open way on the newsletter. Gone entirely too soon.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Definitely. He talked about his cancer diagnosis in a really open way on the newsletter. Gone entirely too soon.