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Doktor Zoom

@doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Wonkette writer & senior editor I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him In Idaho, but not of Idaho.

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23h

Nothing says "Wonkette" like a headline that refers to a 1973 Elton John album. (Which itself referred to a 1960 Truffaut film and an 1883 Oscar Wilde quote of a sign he saw in a bar in Leadville, CO)

Please Don't Shoot The Ambulance Driver
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ICE Roundup: Please Don't Shoot The Ambulance Driver

ICE goons are a little jumpy these days.

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 1h

I don't know why they think nobody has ever heard of on-demand print shops. If you and your terrorist antifa friends can scrape up a hunnert dollars, you can get signs made very quickly. Maybe that's why she added "thousands?"

Pam Bondi on Fox, quoted in a 10/14/25 Ken Klippenstein tweet:

Attorney General Pam Bondi: "That's one of the things about Antifa ... You're seeing people out there with thousands of signs that all match — pre-bought, pre-put together — they're organized and someone is funding it."

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, hey, Bluesky's back for maybe ten minutes or all day! I'd better promote my latest for @wonkettemedia.bsky.social! We're all doomed! (Not entirely doomed. Just mostly doomed!)

Trump Eliminates Special Education Office, Bioterrorism Defense. Good Luck!
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Trump Eliminates Special Education Office, Bioterrorism Defense. Good Luck!

Ed Dept's civil rights office also slashed, but Trump sent it to end 'DEI,' so maybe that's a wash?

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 3h

Also a lot of comments from folks who are rightly concerned about the safety of this dipshit's beagle, whose status as an American is far less in doubt.

Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 3h

Top comment (so far): "Give me a Canadian passport and you won't have a problem with me trying to cross the border."

Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 3h

Canadian Man Stranded In Canada Begs To Come Home
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By Andrew Fleming @afleming.bsky.social

Canadian Man Stranded In Canada Begs To Come Home

The curious case of Terrence J. McBride.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 5h

What could be worse than screaming at a Capitol police officer?

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 19h

every ruling out of chicago is like, "federal judge rules ICE agents cannot desecrate graves; must not deploy nuclear weapons against journalists and faith leaders."

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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve refilled my RA medication monthly for 2+ years without issue. This month, I was repeatedly pressed about pregnancy, which has never happened (I also cannot get pregnant as I lack the required organs). Apparently, this has been a thing since Roe fell:

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What Women Can Do if RA Medication Methotrexate Is Denied

Methotrexate treats rheumatoid arthritis, but it can also end a pregnancy. In anti-abortion states, some women can't access this RA medication. Learn more.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20h

I’m pretty sure they don’t even let you *run* for Congress as a Republican unless you’ve got at least one (1) restraining order from a former girlfriend half your age.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 21h

Republican Rep. Cory Mills allegedly threatened to release nude images of a 26-year-old woman and to harm her future boyfriends after she ended their relationship.

Now, a judge just ordered Mills, 45, not to come within 500 feet of the defendant & ruled that she is “a victim of dating violence.”

Judge grants ex-girlfriend restraining order against Rep. Cory Mills

A Florida judge said Rep. Cory Mills had cyberstalked an ex-girlfriend and barred the lawmaker from going near her residence or workplace or referencing her on social media.

www.orlandosentinel.com

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Stephanie Allen @socalstephanie.bsky.social · 7h

Young Republican poasters are *really mad* in the replies of the apologies every state’s YR is postings, and you’d be unsurprised to learn they’re mad about the apology and not the story.

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 7h

Young Republicans have always been racist and sexist, but they haven't always been full-on groypers. It's the difference between having prejudices and making them your entire personality and politics.

Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 20h

For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.

Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 7h

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 19h

"It's certainly uncontaminated by roses."

— John Cleese, the Rose Garden Sketch

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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The_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 23h

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.... 1h

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and Al in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.

MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used Al to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!

ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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s. eek smith 👻 @sesmith.lol · 23h

Big fan of universal free child care!

New Mexico Is Providing Free Childcare for All. It’s Time for Others to Do the Same

The state is setting a powerful example with its first-in-the-nation plan. But the policy has support across the US.

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22h

It has "climate" in the headline, ergo it is about you.

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Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 23h

Right-wing media are conflating lawfully present immigrants, who can qualify for some health benefits, with undocumented immigrants, who can’t. They’ve joined the Trump administration's campaign to dismantle the American health care system: www.mediamatters.org/health-care/...

Right-wing media falsely claim benefits go to undocumented immigrants as millions of Americans face health coverage losses

On October 1, the federal government shut down after Republican majorities in the House and the Senate failed to negotiate a funding extension with Democrats, who are looking to prevent millions of Am...

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23h

Debbie Brockman, the WGN producer who was violently detained by Border Patrol agents in Chicago while on her way to work, has hired a law firm and "intends to pursue all legal avenues" over her arrest -- which resulted in no charges.

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Statement on Behalf of Debbie Brockman, WGN Employee Assaulted by Federal Agents | People's Law Office

Debbie Brockman, the WGN employee who was physically attacked and arrested in Chicago, Illinois by federal agents on October 10, 2025, would like to

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23h

More on the celebrated request for not shooting someone here:

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Quote Origin: Please Do Not Shoot the Pianist. He Is Doing His Best – Quote Investigator®

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 23h

ICE Roundup: Please Don't Shoot The Ambulance Driver

ICE goons are a little jumpy these days.

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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 1d

State emergency responders got almost everyone to safety, but if you relied on US Government sources, you wouldn't know a deadly storm destroyed much of two Native Alaskan villages.

Western Alaska Hit By Deadly Typhoon, Trump Mad About His Time Magazine Vagina-Neck
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