Carly Goodman
@carlygoodman.bsky.social
Author, editor, professor of history, Philadelphian.
Nobody should be deported.
https://uncpress.org/book/9781469673042/dreamland/
Nobody should be deported.
https://uncpress.org/book/9781469673042/dreamland/
Apparently it’s a historian thing to bring your yearbook with you to the reunion because I was the only one
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Apparently it’s a historian thing to bring your yearbook with you to the reunion because I was the only one
Spouse saw the pose I made in the lit mag club photo from my senior HS yearbook and called me a “nerd seductress” and it’s just like: obviously!
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Spouse saw the pose I made in the lit mag club photo from my senior HS yearbook and called me a “nerd seductress” and it’s just like: obviously!
One of the things America believes most fervently is that its own security can be conjured by torturing others
NEW: The New York Times got a State Dept. cable telling diplomats to destroy visas that had been approved and printed to give to Afghans. And diplomats are told to do scheduled interviews but not grant visas. US shuts all legal entry routes for Afghans. Our story: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/u...
Trump Pauses All Asylum Applications and Halts Visas for Afghans
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
One of the things America believes most fervently is that its own security can be conjured by torturing others
That comma gives the same energy
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That comma gives the same energy
This was just the nudge I needed. I am getting fully print pilled.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This was just the nudge I needed. I am getting fully print pilled.
We can get this higher, I have faith
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We can get this higher, I have faith
The question for our time is what story we tell instead of the one being peddled by monsters, what do we build to inspire and sustain the best of us
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The question for our time is what story we tell instead of the one being peddled by monsters, what do we build to inspire and sustain the best of us
The funniest thing is that there was a moment when I thought I could take a break from care work to get a short run in but now that seems like hubris
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The funniest thing is that there was a moment when I thought I could take a break from care work to get a short run in but now that seems like hubris
It’s funny how horrific acts of violence can stoke xenophobia but not stop the state from barreling toward war
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s funny how horrific acts of violence can stoke xenophobia but not stop the state from barreling toward war
Hope everyone is enjoying their post pie dictionary looking up around the dining room table
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hope everyone is enjoying their post pie dictionary looking up around the dining room table
New favorite promise from a technology just dropped (on the back of a frank sinatra record I am playing for my dad): It cannot become obsolete.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
New favorite promise from a technology just dropped (on the back of a frank sinatra record I am playing for my dad): It cannot become obsolete.
Who is Mr fantasy and why
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who is Mr fantasy and why
Reposted by Carly Goodman
Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning. Please enjoy this Thanksgiving composition by a burgeoning young writer.
Big error, made too much graham cracker dust butter crumble so had to eat it after I got the crust baking
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Big error, made too much graham cracker dust butter crumble so had to eat it after I got the crust baking
Gonna take a poll later about whether he’s right about the battery theory of human energy
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Gonna take a poll later about whether he’s right about the battery theory of human energy
She’s calling the dictionary “the word book”
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She’s calling the dictionary “the word book”
I know we are not all dementia patients but paper is good for us all
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I know we are not all dementia patients but paper is good for us all
We have a bad country
the requirement is, of course, “be white” amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
Trump says Haiti no longer meets requirements for TPS. Haitians have to leave
The Department of Homeland Security said TPS for Haiti ends Feb. 3, 2026, affecting over half a million people who may face return to gang-controlled Port-au-Prince.
amp.miamiherald.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We have a bad country
Doc brown didn’t need ai to invent the time machine
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Doc brown didn’t need ai to invent the time machine
a thing about immigrants is that every single one of them is a person, a full human being, no exceptions, whether deemed by this vicious state to be "peaceful" or not smh
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
a thing about immigrants is that every single one of them is a person, a full human being, no exceptions, whether deemed by this vicious state to be "peaceful" or not smh
Someone should try to sell me an encyclopedia 👀👀👀
Got dictionary-pilled by an internet influencer and now I’m making my daughter read it
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Someone should try to sell me an encyclopedia 👀👀👀
Got dictionary-pilled by an internet influencer and now I’m making my daughter read it
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Got dictionary-pilled by an internet influencer and now I’m making my daughter read it
If you bring Ai to my table you are not invited to my table
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you bring Ai to my table you are not invited to my table
I think everyone knows this but just to be clear: the only purpose of mass deportations is white supremacy. There’s no economic, crime/safety, “rule of law” purpose somewhere at the heart of the thing, no fair process at the root. It’s just racism.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think everyone knows this but just to be clear: the only purpose of mass deportations is white supremacy. There’s no economic, crime/safety, “rule of law” purpose somewhere at the heart of the thing, no fair process at the root. It’s just racism.
Did you know that when you drive by a digital billboard, dings something in your phone and you might then also be served digital ads of the same product when you are on the internet
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Did you know that when you drive by a digital billboard, dings something in your phone and you might then also be served digital ads of the same product when you are on the internet