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Scarina’s Vault
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I listened to a song today & it made me realize that we’re in hell.
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It disgusts me that all the sports seasons overlap now. Sloppy. Weakens all of them. Makes fools of us all. Scripture tells us to every season and such
MST3K & Aeon Flux have opposite aesthetics & they both blew my mind.
If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Ugh that sucks. I got a death call at 1 am Saturday morning & had to get up at 4:45 for an early service. I couldn’t fall back to sleep because I was so nauseated.
I’ve noticed that I’ve been nauseated & I didn’t eat anything different.
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Let’s see what Lexapro does for me.
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They woke up the Oak Ridge Boys! #MST3K
May these women always have cool pillows, immaculate hair days, & may every barista remember their coffee orders.
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:
Ea-Nasir posting!
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
You’re always welcome as a member of the Lunar Court, fellow Cancerian.
Thank you. You may join the Lunar Court.
Yes, I will be invading the Moon and declaring myself its empress.
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So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS?

OK 😒
I had a dream last night that there was another rich people submersible implosion.
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
It has BOTH. And a gimp suit.
trying to explain how THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS is an interesting exploration of class, racism and inequality to my wife.

“so it’s not about cannibals?”

“oh no, to be clear there ARE cannibals in this film”
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this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
My worst phase was my Ayn Rand objectivism phase.
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem