Scarina’s Vault
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Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer.
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Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State
Have you ever seen a cemetery that made you want to pull your car over and explore? Do you get a thrill exploring an old cemetery? Let licensed funeral director, Janice L. Phillips, take you on a trip...
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Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State will be hitting your eyeballs and brains in less than two months!
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Browsing Facebook & I briefly thought that Macy’s was selling needle injectors. The real needle injector is the photo on the right.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Browsing Facebook & I briefly thought that Macy’s was selling needle injectors. The real needle injector is the photo on the right.
I don’t think I could watch High Tension again.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don’t think I could watch High Tension again.
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bop it
twist it
seize the means of production
pull it
bop it
twist it
seize the means of production
pull it
bop it
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
bop it
twist it
seize the means of production
pull it
bop it
twist it
seize the means of production
pull it
bop it
He is turning into Tommy Wiseau.
Gene Simmons tells senators that musicians are treated "worse than slaves”
Gene Simmons Tells Senators That Musicians Are Treated "Worse Than Slaves"
Last year David Byrne advocated for the Music Fairness Act, a bill that would require radio stations to license musicians’ songs for airplay so they could get compensated. Today Gene Simmons testified...
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December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He is turning into Tommy Wiseau.
Good news! I haven’t solved America’s crumbling democracy but I did buy an electric kettle today, which surely puts me on the path to civilization.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Good news! I haven’t solved America’s crumbling democracy but I did buy an electric kettle today, which surely puts me on the path to civilization.
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Here I am, proud as Greek god, and yet standing debtor to this blockhead for a bone to stand on!
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here I am, proud as Greek god, and yet standing debtor to this blockhead for a bone to stand on!
It’s so funny to me how my writing skeets seem to take off. I barely consider myself a professional, despite having a book published. I’m just a bobo that got lucky.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s so funny to me how my writing skeets seem to take off. I barely consider myself a professional, despite having a book published. I’m just a bobo that got lucky.
My mascara is pretty smudged today but my eyelids are so hooded that no one will notice.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My mascara is pretty smudged today but my eyelids are so hooded that no one will notice.
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If only we could get Liam Neeson to read this
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If only we could get Liam Neeson to read this
I take care of the place while the Master is away.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I take care of the place while the Master is away.
I was talking about this with my bestie so now I’m putting this out here: is no one really going to say anything about how creepy Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo are together? We’re all just going to watch their weird folie a deux & eating disorders & just not say anything?
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was talking about this with my bestie so now I’m putting this out here: is no one really going to say anything about how creepy Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo are together? We’re all just going to watch their weird folie a deux & eating disorders & just not say anything?
I write without editing as I go. I think it’s most important to just get the words out. The amount of editing that I’ll have to do always makes me nervous.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I write without editing as I go. I think it’s most important to just get the words out. The amount of editing that I’ll have to do always makes me nervous.
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
My favorite untraditional Christmas songs are Fairytale of New York by The Pogues & Christmade Wrapping by The Waitresses.
My favorite traditional Christmas carol is O, Holy Night.
My favorite traditional Christmas carol is O, Holy Night.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My favorite untraditional Christmas songs are Fairytale of New York by The Pogues & Christmade Wrapping by The Waitresses.
My favorite traditional Christmas carol is O, Holy Night.
My favorite traditional Christmas carol is O, Holy Night.
I’m going to be honest, my mental state isn’t great right now. My psychiatrist has upped my meds & I have an assessment with an intensive outpatient program on Monday. I should be so happy right now. My book is out, something I’ve dreamed of since I was little, & I’m doing amazing at work.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m going to be honest, my mental state isn’t great right now. My psychiatrist has upped my meds & I have an assessment with an intensive outpatient program on Monday. I should be so happy right now. My book is out, something I’ve dreamed of since I was little, & I’m doing amazing at work.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
I’ve been up since 1 am with overnight death calls & my train home was packed. I was going to blow a gasket when this woman got on this unbelievably packed train with a chair. If you have chair money then you have Lyft money.
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’ve been up since 1 am with overnight death calls & my train home was packed. I was going to blow a gasket when this woman got on this unbelievably packed train with a chair. If you have chair money then you have Lyft money.
My mom’s only flaw is that she doesn’t care for Star Wars.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My mom’s only flaw is that she doesn’t care for Star Wars.
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FYI for people who don't want to use Amazon, here it is on bookshop. It's on backorder too...but eventually it won't be and then they'd be supporting you AND indie/local bookstores.
bookshop.org/p/books/buri...
bookshop.org/p/books/buri...
Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State
Underground Adventures in the Garden State
bookshop.org
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
FYI for people who don't want to use Amazon, here it is on bookshop. It's on backorder too...but eventually it won't be and then they'd be supporting you AND indie/local bookstores.
bookshop.org/p/books/buri...
bookshop.org/p/books/buri...
BEHOLD MY WRAPPED.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BEHOLD MY WRAPPED.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
Monmouth county, N.J., has a smug aura that it hasn’t earned.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Monmouth county, N.J., has a smug aura that it hasn’t earned.
Thanks to tarlcabot25, I’m going to watch the broadcast diction of MST3K’s The Dead Talk Back. I love when an alarm blares and Mike and the bots are horrified.
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Thanks to tarlcabot25, I’m going to watch the broadcast diction of MST3K’s The Dead Talk Back. I love when an alarm blares and Mike and the bots are horrified.
I just checked, it’s still happening. Very funereal and harmonica heavy. Please play this for 2 hours when I die.
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I just checked, it’s still happening. Very funereal and harmonica heavy. Please play this for 2 hours when I die.
Write a memoir about how you became a funeral director, I thought. It’ll be easier this time, no research.
Here my list of things to research:
-Paleolithic burial culture
-animals that mourn
-ancient Egyptian funerary culture
-Interview my mom about my past
Here my list of things to research:
-Paleolithic burial culture
-animals that mourn
-ancient Egyptian funerary culture
-Interview my mom about my past
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Write a memoir about how you became a funeral director, I thought. It’ll be easier this time, no research.
Here my list of things to research:
-Paleolithic burial culture
-animals that mourn
-ancient Egyptian funerary culture
-Interview my mom about my past
Here my list of things to research:
-Paleolithic burial culture
-animals that mourn
-ancient Egyptian funerary culture
-Interview my mom about my past