Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
Wonkette writer & senior editor
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
Pinned
Genius Agriculture Sec. Brooke Rollins Will Eliminate SNAP Fraud By Eliminating SNAP
Or maybe she won't change much of anything and claim victory. That's always an option.
www.wonkette.com
Every last thing these fuckers do is equivalent to a panicked “C” student throwing their term paper together without any research at the last minute.
Genius Agriculture Sec. Brooke Rollins Will Eliminate SNAP Fraud By Eliminating SNAP
www.wonkette.com/p/genius-agr...
Genius Agriculture Sec. Brooke Rollins Will Eliminate SNAP Fraud By Eliminating SNAP
www.wonkette.com/p/genius-agr...
That's what I got, the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, heh
'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
I'm a soul man (oh, Lord)
I'm a soul man (play it, Steve)
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, heh
'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
I'm a soul man (oh, Lord)
I'm a soul man (play it, Steve)
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That's what I got, the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, heh
'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
I'm a soul man (oh, Lord)
I'm a soul man (play it, Steve)
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey, don't you fret, heh
'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
I'm a soul man (oh, Lord)
I'm a soul man (play it, Steve)
I'm a soul man, ha
I'm a soul man, oh
Noted climate expert James Woods weighs in.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Noted climate expert James Woods weighs in.
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Loving this cope from an indicted J6er who now is an important OR GOP media figure. “But sir, sir, he’s a Communist sir. Isn’t that what you said sir? I almost went to jail for you sir, in order to defeat the trans and the communists. Please sir, what are you doing?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Loving this cope from an indicted J6er who now is an important OR GOP media figure. “But sir, sir, he’s a Communist sir. Isn’t that what you said sir? I almost went to jail for you sir, in order to defeat the trans and the communists. Please sir, what are you doing?”
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Tonight Steven Miller with meet with him and explain that Mamdani is a Muslim Communist who wants to put Ivanka in a gulag and Trump will bleat out something nasty about him...and he'll mean that just as much as he meant all the nice things he said today about Mamdani. HIs brain is mush.
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Tonight Steven Miller with meet with him and explain that Mamdani is a Muslim Communist who wants to put Ivanka in a gulag and Trump will bleat out something nasty about him...and he'll mean that just as much as he meant all the nice things he said today about Mamdani. HIs brain is mush.
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The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.
"My precious, precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I explaining that Elon can slob a knob better than any porn performer you can name."
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"My precious, precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints, that was when I explaining that Elon can slob a knob better than any porn performer you can name."
Fine, but their plotlines are frequently predictable and their characters two-dimensional.
Still better than the cliché-filled pulp by Great Whites though
Still better than the cliché-filled pulp by Great Whites though
Tiger sharks (Galeocerdo cuvier) are more than just apex predators — they’re vital storytellers of the Pacific.
Because they can swim vast distances along coastlines and even across the Pacific, tiger sharks also help us uncover how marine life connects across island nations and ocean corridors.
Because they can swim vast distances along coastlines and even across the Pacific, tiger sharks also help us uncover how marine life connects across island nations and ocean corridors.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fine, but their plotlines are frequently predictable and their characters two-dimensional.
Still better than the cliché-filled pulp by Great Whites though
Still better than the cliché-filled pulp by Great Whites though
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Thing is, when Mamdani does something early next year that challenges some Trump admin nonsense, you *know* that Trump is going be extra angry and suggest it's a backstabbing, noting how "nice" he was to him in the Oval Office as if that means Mamdani should now agree to all of Trump's demands.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thing is, when Mamdani does something early next year that challenges some Trump admin nonsense, you *know* that Trump is going be extra angry and suggest it's a backstabbing, noting how "nice" he was to him in the Oval Office as if that means Mamdani should now agree to all of Trump's demands.
I will admit that I was only half-listening to the presser, but ... did it seem to you that Trump thought Mamdani had replaced Michael Bloomberg as mayor?
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will admit that I was only half-listening to the presser, but ... did it seem to you that Trump thought Mamdani had replaced Michael Bloomberg as mayor?
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I am howling.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I am howling.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Oooh, big climate gotcha! Also, while he SAYS he would like to improve society somewhat, Zohran Mamdani hypocritically participates in society.
Reporter to Mamdani (mocking): "Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?"
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
Mamdani (with tolerant smile): "I will use every form of transit, and I want to make sure they're affordable in NYC."
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oooh, big climate gotcha! Also, while he SAYS he would like to improve society somewhat, Zohran Mamdani hypocritically participates in society.
Trump's "conciliatory tone" toward Mamdani won't last the day. Like, everyone knows that, right?
No, of course the usual press dipshits will act like it's a BRAND NEW TRUMP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...
No, of course the usual press dipshits will act like it's a BRAND NEW TRUMP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...
LIVE: Trump and Mamdani meeting at the White House
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump's "conciliatory tone" toward Mamdani won't last the day. Like, everyone knows that, right?
No, of course the usual press dipshits will act like it's a BRAND NEW TRUMP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...
No, of course the usual press dipshits will act like it's a BRAND NEW TRUMP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw...
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23 years of the Free Press in Mississippi: all the archives now at mississippifreepress.org because we believe in our journalism for Mississippi so much that we would not let it just disappear.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
23 years of the Free Press in Mississippi: all the archives now at mississippifreepress.org because we believe in our journalism for Mississippi so much that we would not let it just disappear.
Really not the place to deploy the "We'd rather have them inside the tent pissing out" trope. Or Whatever he thought this was.
the roblox ceo finds the problem of predators using his program to find kids "interesting"
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Really not the place to deploy the "We'd rather have them inside the tent pissing out" trope. Or Whatever he thought this was.
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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the roblox ceo finds the problem of predators using his program to find kids "interesting"
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the roblox ceo finds the problem of predators using his program to find kids "interesting"
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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Mark Kelly: "It was just two months ago that Charlie Kirk was assassination and Trump talked about political violence. And now his instinct is to call for our execution."
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Mark Kelly: "It was just two months ago that Charlie Kirk was assassination and Trump talked about political violence. And now his instinct is to call for our execution."
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I have no mouth and ice cream
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have no mouth and ice cream
Jesus H. Christ.
NEW: Officials at the Indian Health Service have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations for patients.
The Indian Health Service Is Flagging Vaccine-Related Speech. Doctors Say They’re Being Censored.
Officials have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations.
www.propublica.org
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Jesus H. Christ.
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Substitute teaching English. Some depictions of Grendel from ninth graders lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Substitute teaching English. Some depictions of Grendel from ninth graders lmao
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Just as congressional Republicans are starting to show a little spine, new polling shows that a decent-sized chunk of the GOP supports the idea. A third of Republicans say that Congress has ceded too much power to the president.
Trump had a bad week. Fox News polling suggests things are going to get worse.
The president’s own party might finally be willing to hold him to account.
www.ms.now
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just as congressional Republicans are starting to show a little spine, new polling shows that a decent-sized chunk of the GOP supports the idea. A third of Republicans say that Congress has ceded too much power to the president.