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Esto iba a ser un bot que respondiese preguntas con frases de la Bola 8 en Twitter, pero me voy a quedar donde se pueda para hacer juegos de palabras malos.
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umarditta.bsky.social
For sale: Victorian shoes, slightly soggy.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Di jamón muy rápido 800 veces...
darach.bsky.social Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · Jul 1
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
The expert ham sniffer of Spain is "at the limit of human possibility" smelling 800 hams a day to make sure they are perfect for Christmas. "I will find a way to sniff 801. Perhaps 802 is possible." wsj.com Think Santa Is Busy? Ham Sniffers Are Pushing Their Noses to the Limit 8:00 PM - 20 Dec 21 SocialFlow
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
The expert ham sniffer of Spain is "at the limit of human possibility" smelling 800 hams a day to make sure they are perfect for Christmas. "I will find a way to sniff 801. Perhaps 802 is possible." wsj.com Think Santa Is Busy? Ham Sniffers Are Pushing Their Noses to the Limit 8:00 PM - 20 Dec 21 SocialFlow
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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georgekplan.bsky.social
—Los muebles son de importación.
—¿De dónde?
—De Mesopotamia.
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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mumermao.bsky.social
Ba-dum... Tsssss!
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Inside you are two wolves. Inside each of them are two velociraptors. Each velociraptor has within them two ghost samurai, and so on. Anyway, my point is you have 524,288 cowboy demons inside you.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Jugando a ser dioses y ganando (capítulo XXII)
tammylc.bsky.social Tammy Coxen @tammylc.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just going to put this here and walk away slowly. www.hellmanns.com/us/en/r/froz...
December 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
A Carnot le gusta ésto
johntones.bsky.social Pedro Berruezo / John Tones @johntones.bsky.social · 1d
MÁQUINA DE VAPOR DE ALTO RENDIMIENTO, traducción chusca y por IA de Steam Machine. Esto me está saliendo en Discover, es decir, Google lo está destacando de forma automática y está llegando a millones de lectores por delante de artículos escritos por humanos. Estamos bien jodidos.
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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xosecastro.bsky.social
Una startup londinense de IA (valorada en 1500 millones) recaudó inversiones por 450 millones de Microsoft, SoftBank o el Gobierno de Catar.

Tú describías qué aplicación querías y la IA la creaba. Pero resulta que no había IA: eran 700 indios metiendo código a mano

ia.acs.org.au/article/2025...
The company whose ‘AI’ was actually 700 humans in India
Disaster as Microsoft-backed unicorn implodes.
ia.acs.org.au
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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rpace.bsky.social
HO!
A Christmas drawing of a Cthulhu-esque snowman chasing several tiny snowpeople
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Van dos y se cae el recuento
elpais.com EL PAÍS @elpais.com · 2d
🗳️ DIRECTO #Extremadura | La página oficial de resultados de las elecciones en Extremadura se cae al comenzar el escrutinio. Sigue la última hora en directo social.elpais.com/ttbkw13
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Drogaína de la buena
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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sargantanaalsol.bsky.social
The best Christmas card you’ll ever see...
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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profetabaruc.bsky.social
Detener a Lord Elgin acusado de fuga de capiteles.
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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leahmcelrath.bsky.social
⚠️ The foundation for internet time services has been disrupted due to a power outage:
newsguy.bsky.social Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 3d
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Lógicamente, están de pie.
depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4d
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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godzillavscontext.bsky.social
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
A frame from Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994). A man and woman stand on a rocky beach at sunset. The sky is all hues of orange and pink, the sun low on the horizon. The man stands closer to the camera, back to us. The woman is farther back, facing the ocean. She's wearing a pretty nice dress, he's just wearing a plain white tee and cargo shorts. The caption reads, "Godzilla again? Don't you think about anything else?" Not pictured: Godzilla; Spacegodzilla
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Acabo de ver que algunos de los votos por correo de la caja fuerte eran de Calzadilla de los Barros, provincia de Badajoz, y ahora quiero que investigue KITT, KITT, KITT
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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explodingpiano.bsky.social
followers for algernon
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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¡Maldita polarización!

Ni charlas universitarias, ni fascistas locales y de fuera para reventarlas.

Ni charlas informativas de integración ferroviaria del PSOE, ni plataforma del soterramiento yendo a amenazar.
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM