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Umar Ditta
@umarditta.bsky.social
· May 9
Have you ingested poison and you need to make yourself throw up but you just can't?
Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
Try listening to "Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.
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Check out Final Fantasy VII Remake PLAY ARTS KAI Cloud Strife & Hardy Daytona - Boxed ebay.us/m/SCN28E #eBay via @eBay_UK #playartskai #FinalFantasyVII #CloudStrife #clouddaytona #finalfantasyviifigurine #figurine this is a ridiculously cheap bargain!!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Check out Final Fantasy VII Remake PLAY ARTS KAI Cloud Strife & Hardy Daytona - Boxed ebay.us/m/SCN28E #eBay via @eBay_UK #playartskai #FinalFantasyVII #CloudStrife #clouddaytona #finalfantasyviifigurine #figurine this is a ridiculously cheap bargain!!!
Now (re)watching
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now (re)watching
Next week, I'm going Thought Bubble (Saturday only). Find me generally wandering around the convention hall.
Or at Greggs.
Or at Greggs.
a green cartoon character is standing in a grassy area
Alt: a green cartoon character is standing in a grassy area
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Next week, I'm going Thought Bubble (Saturday only). Find me generally wandering around the convention hall.
Or at Greggs.
Or at Greggs.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
On this week’s SCOTT HASNT SEEN, we watch BLADE: TRINITY, the third entry in the franchise starring Wesley Snipes as the Marvel superhero!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Here’s my experience with BLADE: TRINITY
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
In 2005 I was flown to Australia to host wraparound segments for tv special called The World Comedy Tour. I shot these bits in Sydney then went to Melbourne the next day.
1/11
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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
I really should go to bed but, before I do, I made something...
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I really should go to bed but, before I do, I made something...
I just watched GDT's Frankenstein on Netflix. It was very good but as the movie progressed Victor Frankenstein became more and more like this guy.
Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: Suspect Guilty GIF
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November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just watched GDT's Frankenstein on Netflix. It was very good but as the movie progressed Victor Frankenstein became more and more like this guy.
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Reskeet if you think you could give elon musk a swirlie
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reskeet if you think you could give elon musk a swirlie
Reskeet if you think you could give elon musk a swirlie
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reskeet if you think you could give elon musk a swirlie
Even with a trillion dollars he's still a fucking nerd.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Even with a trillion dollars he's still a fucking nerd.
*screams in Jesse Ventura voice*
So to be clear:
This man was injured working for another company on behalf of WWE
Told that--while recovering from an injury that will take 7-9 months out of work--they won't be renewing his contract
Then fired him from that contract early after publicly posting that they weren't renewing it
This man was injured working for another company on behalf of WWE
Told that--while recovering from an injury that will take 7-9 months out of work--they won't be renewing his contract
Then fired him from that contract early after publicly posting that they weren't renewing it
WWE Terminated Contract Of Ridge Holland Early After Comments About WWE Not Renewing His Contract
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
*screams in Jesse Ventura voice*
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"My heart goes OUCH to you"
#absolutebatman
#absolutebatman
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"My heart goes OUCH to you"
#absolutebatman
#absolutebatman
I heard there's too many rats in that city to begin with...
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I heard there's too many rats in that city to begin with...
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So exciting to finally have @letterstodracula.bsky.social out in the world! If you're a fan of music from horror movies or the concept of a synth+metal combo, check out our EP and let me know what you think!
It's on Spotify/Apple/Amazon/Etc
MP3/CD/Cassette tape at
letterstodracula.bandcamp.com
It's on Spotify/Apple/Amazon/Etc
MP3/CD/Cassette tape at
letterstodracula.bandcamp.com
Fang Mail, by Letters to Dracula
5 track album
letterstodracula.bandcamp.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So exciting to finally have @letterstodracula.bsky.social out in the world! If you're a fan of music from horror movies or the concept of a synth+metal combo, check out our EP and let me know what you think!
It's on Spotify/Apple/Amazon/Etc
MP3/CD/Cassette tape at
letterstodracula.bandcamp.com
It's on Spotify/Apple/Amazon/Etc
MP3/CD/Cassette tape at
letterstodracula.bandcamp.com
Y'all heard of that happenin' new band Sonford & Mums?
They're totally not jive at all, daddio.
They're totally not jive at all, daddio.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Y'all heard of that happenin' new band Sonford & Mums?
They're totally not jive at all, daddio.
They're totally not jive at all, daddio.
I'm really getting tired of writing "-ai" in my searches, lads.
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm really getting tired of writing "-ai" in my searches, lads.
It's almost as if grokipedia fucking sucks! 😮
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's almost as if grokipedia fucking sucks! 😮
Andrew Cuomo is like my...5th least favourite sex pest in politics.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Andrew Cuomo is like my...5th least favourite sex pest in politics.
Is this from Moby Dick or some random Jim Ross commentary?
and what is more, the Sperm Whale has done it
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is this from Moby Dick or some random Jim Ross commentary?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
No context needed, I suppose.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
No context needed, I suppose.
No, I'm not "one of the good ones", you're just bigoted.
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
No, I'm not "one of the good ones", you're just bigoted.