djb
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djb
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· May 11
Stone Cold Balloon Killer
Woof! I'm a stone cold balloon killer. You got balloons? Let me at em! Woof! I'm an Animal Actor of Hollywood.
youtu.be
I got paid good money to edit this 8 yrs ago.
I just watched it about 5 times.
Am I high?
Yes.
Is it objectively hilarious?
Also yes.
youtu.be/osD_qNwE0K8?...
I just watched it about 5 times.
Am I high?
Yes.
Is it objectively hilarious?
Also yes.
youtu.be/osD_qNwE0K8?...
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As in so many things, the British public is wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
As in so many things, the British public is wrong.
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Just as horrifying: I polled my students a couple years ago and almost all of them admitted to watching the movies I assigned them at 2x the speed!
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just as horrifying: I polled my students a couple years ago and almost all of them admitted to watching the movies I assigned them at 2x the speed!
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apparently the two turkeys pardoned by Trump have been arrested for committing a number of other crimes
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
apparently the two turkeys pardoned by Trump have been arrested for committing a number of other crimes
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(TV Ad)
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
(TV Ad)
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
"Have psoriasis?
"Yes"
"Want to be able to leave the house?
"I leave the house all the time"
"But ur a hideous monster"
"It's just dried sk.."
'HIDEOUS MONSTER"
"I barely think about it"
"LEPER"
"It's nothing"
"FREAK"
"Freak?"
"MUTANT!"
"Mutant?"
"GET UR SELF ESTEEM BACK WITH OTEZLA™️"
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In my adult life republicans have tricked democrats into following them right and this feels like the first time that democrats have had enough victories far enough left to force a couple of them even one millimeter back toward the middle
Embarrassing that it took dems so long to try this playbook.
Embarrassing that it took dems so long to try this playbook.
man idk if I'm just seeing it for the first time or what, but it feels like the last few days have been such a hard turn with republicans being willing to just tell this admin to go fuck themselves. I don't think this was happening before?
I mean, as fighting words as it gets here from a GOP official against the White House.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
In my adult life republicans have tricked democrats into following them right and this feels like the first time that democrats have had enough victories far enough left to force a couple of them even one millimeter back toward the middle
Embarrassing that it took dems so long to try this playbook.
Embarrassing that it took dems so long to try this playbook.
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We got so lucky that Ratatouille wanted to be a chef.
Can you imagine rats figuring out en masse that they can scurry onto our heads and puppeting us into robbing banks and having sex with human women
Can you imagine rats figuring out en masse that they can scurry onto our heads and puppeting us into robbing banks and having sex with human women
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We got so lucky that Ratatouille wanted to be a chef.
Can you imagine rats figuring out en masse that they can scurry onto our heads and puppeting us into robbing banks and having sex with human women
Can you imagine rats figuring out en masse that they can scurry onto our heads and puppeting us into robbing banks and having sex with human women
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Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Slides brightness slider on phone down practically all the way. Nothing changes. Slides it up all the way and it becomes as blinding as the sun.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Slides brightness slider on phone down practically all the way. Nothing changes. Slides it up all the way and it becomes as blinding as the sun.
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me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
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I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I will absolutely be expecting this as a Xmas present this year.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
No I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
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Good lord.
Reuters has confirmed that President Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner and his special envoy Steve Witkoff held a private meeting in Miami with a sanctioned Kremlin proxy to help shape the new "peace plan" for Ukraine. www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Good lord.
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Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
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Namby/Pamby 2026 will not save democracy.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Namby/Pamby 2026 will not save democracy.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
We need fighters, reformers, and passionate progressives who will demand real change, real accountability, and real consequences.
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oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
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"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
Reading about how absolutely WORSE the stuff we haven’t seen yet in the Epstein Files is for Dear Leader sheds light on MTG’s about face. She is distancing from Trump & MAGA ahead of 2026 midterms. Self preservation for her. Clinging to her 15 minutes in politics.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Reading about how absolutely WORSE the stuff we haven’t seen yet in the Epstein Files is for Dear Leader sheds light on MTG’s about face. She is distancing from Trump & MAGA ahead of 2026 midterms. Self preservation for her. Clinging to her 15 minutes in politics.