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What’s the good word? We don’t know, but author/journalist/immersive adventurer Stefan Fatsis does, especially after embedding himself at Merriam Webster! And as Thanksgiving approaches, be thankful that you haven’t experienced these Worst Thanksgivings Ever!
Stefan Fatsis was a fantstic guest on NOBODY LISTENS TO PAYLA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast!
Had a blasting on "Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone" talking about "Dutch oven" and more with @paulapoundstone.bsky.social and Adam Felber
Ep. 385: All the Words with Stefan Fatsis • Paula Poundstone
What’s the good word? We don’t know, but author/journalist/immersive adventurer Stefan Fatsis does, especially after embedding himself at Merriam Webster! And as Thanksgiving approaches…
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November 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Stefan Fatsis was a fantstic guest on NOBODY LISTENS TO PAYLA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast!
Dear San Francisco,
I'll be at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. Lets' kick out 2025 together. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
I'll be at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. Lets' kick out 2025 together. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Dear San Francisco,
I'll be at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. Lets' kick out 2025 together. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
I'll be at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. Lets' kick out 2025 together. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
From Fairplay:
Two more reasons to stay away from children's AI toys:
They invade family privacy by collecting a lot of sensitive data.
They displace key creative and learning activities.
Two more reasons to stay away from children's AI toys:
They invade family privacy by collecting a lot of sensitive data.
They displace key creative and learning activities.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
From Fairplay:
Two more reasons to stay away from children's AI toys:
They invade family privacy by collecting a lot of sensitive data.
They displace key creative and learning activities.
Two more reasons to stay away from children's AI toys:
They invade family privacy by collecting a lot of sensitive data.
They displace key creative and learning activities.
From Fairplay:
Two reasons to stay away from AI toys:
AI toys are usually powered by the same AI that has already harmed children.
They prey on children’s trust.
Two reasons to stay away from AI toys:
AI toys are usually powered by the same AI that has already harmed children.
They prey on children’s trust.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
From Fairplay:
Two reasons to stay away from AI toys:
AI toys are usually powered by the same AI that has already harmed children.
They prey on children’s trust.
Two reasons to stay away from AI toys:
AI toys are usually powered by the same AI that has already harmed children.
They prey on children’s trust.
Happy Day 435 of The LARRY Experience!
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy Day 435 of The LARRY Experience!
paulapoundstone
36 Days Until NYE vid is up on YouTube.
36 Days Until NYE vid is up on YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
paulapoundstone
36 Days Until NYE vid is up on YouTube.
36 Days Until NYE vid is up on YouTube.
Don't miss today's NYE Advent Calendar on YOuTube. It's Day 37. Help me get to 6 million.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Don't miss today's NYE Advent Calendar on YOuTube. It's Day 37. Help me get to 6 million.
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON,
I'm so excited to be coming to The Bing Crosby Theater—Fri., Dec. 5. bingcrosbytheater.evenue.net/events/BCTPP Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
I'm so excited to be coming to The Bing Crosby Theater—Fri., Dec. 5. bingcrosbytheater.evenue.net/events/BCTPP Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
bingcrosbytheater.evenue.net
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
SPOKANE, WASHINGTON,
I'm so excited to be coming to The Bing Crosby Theater—Fri., Dec. 5. bingcrosbytheater.evenue.net/events/BCTPP Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
I'm so excited to be coming to The Bing Crosby Theater—Fri., Dec. 5. bingcrosbytheater.evenue.net/events/BCTPP Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
MISSOULA, MONTANA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Wilma—Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Wilma—Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
MISSOULA, MONTANA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Wilma—Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Wilma—Thurs., Dec. 4. www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
ASPEN, COLORADO,
Laugh yourself silly at The Wheeler Opera House THIS Sat., November 29. aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Laugh yourself silly at The Wheeler Opera House THIS Sat., November 29. aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
ASPEN, COLORADO,
Laugh yourself silly at The Wheeler Opera House THIS Sat., November 29. aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
Laugh yourself silly at The Wheeler Opera House THIS Sat., November 29. aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats...
I was hoping I would find you online, so I could tell you what a great time I had hanging out with you, fighting for democracy. Impeach. Convict Remove.
Spent the day fighting fascism in D.C. with the amazing Paula Poundstone
(who is appearing tonight at the Birchmere if you're in Alexandria VA!)
#Resist #RemoveTheRegime @paulapoundstone.bsky.social
(who is appearing tonight at the Birchmere if you're in Alexandria VA!)
#Resist #RemoveTheRegime @paulapoundstone.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I was hoping I would find you online, so I could tell you what a great time I had hanging out with you, fighting for democracy. Impeach. Convict Remove.
Thirty-seven days until NEW YEAR'S EVE. Don't get behind on the count down calendar on my Youtube page.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Thirty-seven days until NEW YEAR'S EVE. Don't get behind on the count down calendar on my Youtube page.
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
There's a time and a place...The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tidkets. Get your laughs.
There's a time and a place...The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tidkets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
There's a time and a place...The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tidkets. Get your laughs.
There's a time and a place...The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tidkets. Get your laughs.
What’s the good word? We don’t know, but author/journalist/immersive adventurer Stefan Fatsis does, especially after embedding himself at Merriam Webster! And as Thanksgiving approaches, be thankful that you haven’t experienced these Worst Thanksgivings Ever!
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What’s the good word? We don’t know, but author/journalist/immersive adventurer Stefan Fatsis does, especially after embedding himself at Merriam Webster! And as Thanksgiving approaches, be thankful that you haven’t experienced these Worst Thanksgivings Ever!
Congratulations.
I don’t want to brag but someone just tweeted at me that I’m getting weirder and weirder and I was kind of honored?
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Congratulations.
Great march this weekend…
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Great march this weekend…
Hey, ASPEN, COLORADO,
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Choose Seats - Aspen Show Tix
aspenshowtix.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey, ASPEN, COLORADO,
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Big laughs at The Wheeler Opera House. THIS. Sat., November 29— aspenshowtix.com/choose-seats.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression
3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press
4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim.
Russian policy 2025
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Hey, don't get behind on my NEW YEAR'S EVE ADVENT CALENDAR on youtube. I just opened the 39 days window today. It's gripping.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hey, don't get behind on my NEW YEAR'S EVE ADVENT CALENDAR on youtube. I just opened the 39 days window today. It's gripping.
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND—Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
Comedian Paula Poundstone | Rams Head On Stage – Official Site
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November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND—Ram’s Head On Stage—Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
OGUNQUIT, MAINE—Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets...
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Someone famous once said, today, I vacuum, dust, and sift litter boxes. For NEW YEAR'S EVE will be a time to laugh.
The Palace of Fine Arts—Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
I am not in charge of setting the ticket prices for my show, but if you ever come across a ticket to see me that is $100 or $200, you're on a scalper site. Audiences have a great time at my shows, but I don't say anything $100 funny.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am not in charge of setting the ticket prices for my show, but if you ever come across a ticket to see me that is $100 or $200, you're on a scalper site. Audiences have a great time at my shows, but I don't say anything $100 funny.
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
You still up? I'm coming to
The Palace of Fine Arts for NEW YEAR'S EVE, Wed., Dec. 31
www.purplepass.com/events/33288... A night of sanity producing laughter will be good for all of us.
Putin needs to get the fuck out of Ukraine. There's a peace deal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Putin needs to get the fuck out of Ukraine. There's a peace deal.