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KoreGoose the Mongoose

@disgruntleddino.bsky.social

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Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing. A Museum of Fuckery @timberbams.bsky.social is the Selma to my Patty, the Maverick to my silly Goose

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · Nov 22

Just used a touch less thermometer on my vagina, turns out I'm in heat

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 53m

Stuff me with your pimento like the queen olive I am.

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 4h

To the elderly woman in Walmart who screamed "ahh, a witch!" then tried to be a comedian....
Her: leave your broom outside?
Me: yeah, can't fly inside, insurance issues

*Raspberries*

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · Mar 5

Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 6h

Just got back from Walmart where a toddler took one look at my witch hat and cried. Halloween in progress ...

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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 1d

FELON GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 💯🎯

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 1d

preparing my stomach for all the upcoming candy by stuffing it full of the pre candy

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

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A person , looking despaired, sits again a wall in an ad containing the typo “living with addition?”

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2d

[arriving in heaven to see i was in fact created in god's image and she looks like utter shit] Omg twinsies!!

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 2d

It works, totally flipped someone off today 😆

KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 3d

So if your right hand itches, you're paying someone. If your left hand itches, you're receiving money. If your middle finger itches, you're gonna flip someone off, I don't make the rules but I do follow them.

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 2d

First date idea: we go to a restaurant together and get separate tables

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 2d

Hear me out: it's a contest to see who can make the entire restaurant the most uncomfortable with first date chit chat from separate tables, loser pays

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3d

The new American dream is to be lobotomized.

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KoreGoose the Mongoose @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 3d

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dreadshock @debbshock.blue · 4d

since i couldn't [REDACTED][EXTRA REDACTED] i painted my toenails

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5d

have we thought about turning off the human race. just turning it off. don’t turn it back on. we know what the human race is capable of and we should stop that immediately