Dieting Hippo
@dhippo.net
i make games and maps and things
https://dhippo.net
https://dietinghippo.itch.io/
Mastodon: @[email protected]
he/him
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https://dhippo.net
https://dietinghippo.itch.io/
Mastodon: @[email protected]
he/him
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Dieting Hippo
@dhippo.net
· Oct 19
BATHDOOM by Dieting Hippo
dietinghippo.itch.io
hello everyone now following me, if you have not met my body of work before then let me present to you: Doom Bathrooms
first up: BATHDOOM dietinghippo.itch.io/bathdoom
first up: BATHDOOM dietinghippo.itch.io/bathdoom
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so at work i uploaded this warcraft 2 icon to the discord as an emoticon meaning "i am leaving work now". this is the walking off the job emoji. it's called "orcwalk". you can use it
April 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
so at work i uploaded this warcraft 2 icon to the discord as an emoticon meaning "i am leaving work now". this is the walking off the job emoji. it's called "orcwalk". you can use it
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It's time to make a new font again (inspired by Terranigma), it has quite a number of accented and extra characters all fitting the style. (see the cheetsheet on the itch page)
sysl.itch.io/false-earthd...
#font #ofl #godot #gamedev
sysl.itch.io/false-earthd...
#font #ofl #godot #gamedev
False Earthdream (16px Font) by Sysl
A 16px font that covers a number of extended characters.
sysl.itch.io
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
It's time to make a new font again (inspired by Terranigma), it has quite a number of accented and extra characters all fitting the style. (see the cheetsheet on the itch page)
sysl.itch.io/false-earthd...
#font #ofl #godot #gamedev
sysl.itch.io/false-earthd...
#font #ofl #godot #gamedev
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This is canon Metroid
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is canon Metroid
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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The thing about tea is, once you've tried gongfu-style brewing, you never go back to Western
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
The thing about tea is, once you've tried gongfu-style brewing, you never go back to Western
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them: Palestine is a made up post ww2 invention
Robin Hood (1922):
Robin Hood (1922):
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
them: Palestine is a made up post ww2 invention
Robin Hood (1922):
Robin Hood (1922):
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it's very funny that all the DNC hacks are simultaneously realizing that the public fucking hates them and that they should go get another job that's not fucking over people's lives.
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
it's very funny that all the DNC hacks are simultaneously realizing that the public fucking hates them and that they should go get another job that's not fucking over people's lives.
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I do need to top up my gas.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I do need to top up my gas.
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Have you ever heard of the Zabrucky Machine? It's a famous prop that made it into over 100 Sci Fi shows. In Airplane 2, William Shatner is making fun of how it doesn't seem to have any function. It shows up in several Star Trek episodes. TNG. Voyager.
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Have you ever heard of the Zabrucky Machine? It's a famous prop that made it into over 100 Sci Fi shows. In Airplane 2, William Shatner is making fun of how it doesn't seem to have any function. It shows up in several Star Trek episodes. TNG. Voyager.
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veal liver omelette with demi-glace, broccoli sauce and croutons. what the hell man
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
veal liver omelette with demi-glace, broccoli sauce and croutons. what the hell man
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@schumer.senate.gov I am going to put five buckets on your head then throw you into my tool shed and bang on the door with my shovel for six hours
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
@schumer.senate.gov I am going to put five buckets on your head then throw you into my tool shed and bang on the door with my shovel for six hours
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the texts speak of this
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
the texts speak of this
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there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
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It's Sunday, today's feature is my Darktide Zealot. Her name is Callista, she's chasing sainthood to be pardoned of her many crimes so she won't have to apologize for any of them. She has black dreams full of teeth & is constantly flirting with female Loner Psykers. Her in-game voice says all this.
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It's Sunday, today's feature is my Darktide Zealot. Her name is Callista, she's chasing sainthood to be pardoned of her many crimes so she won't have to apologize for any of them. She has black dreams full of teeth & is constantly flirting with female Loner Psykers. Her in-game voice says all this.
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Today's Sunday Best features my funny gay dog lady from Webfishing. Her voice had a deeper, slower pitch so she sounded old & chill. One time I joined a full server, sat somewhere & started posting practical life advice, bits of big-sister wisdom, & the whole server found me & sat with me to listen.
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Today's Sunday Best features my funny gay dog lady from Webfishing. Her voice had a deeper, slower pitch so she sounded old & chill. One time I joined a full server, sat somewhere & started posting practical life advice, bits of big-sister wisdom, & the whole server found me & sat with me to listen.
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Part of the way social media makes people crazy is notifying them of every single damn thing. Turn it all off. Look at the site when you want to. Never, ever allow it to make your phone make noise. Nothing that important is going to happen here.
I turn of all notifications for literally every damn app. My phone only rings out loud if it's someone who's in my phone book and it only beeps at me if I set an alarm or a loved one is texting.
This is a good thread to read. I will only add that I do not get ANY social-media notifications or news alerts on my phone and it is a foundational building block of my sanity that no nonhuman entity, not even Bluesky, gets to initiate conversations with me.
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Part of the way social media makes people crazy is notifying them of every single damn thing. Turn it all off. Look at the site when you want to. Never, ever allow it to make your phone make noise. Nothing that important is going to happen here.
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Sometimes you ask yourself what final touch your map is missing and, more often than not, the answer is 🔥🤘HELL KEYBOARDS🤘🔥
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Sometimes you ask yourself what final touch your map is missing and, more often than not, the answer is 🔥🤘HELL KEYBOARDS🤘🔥
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i read "mister ajikko" and it was terrible. thread.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
i read "mister ajikko" and it was terrible. thread.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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we are LIVE!! cmon in to see an EXCLUSIVE look at some of the coolest games of magfest 2026!!
🌊 STREAM TOMORROW 1.17 @ 7PM EST 🏄♂️
we're back from another MAGFest, and as always, we've got a collection of the indies we liked best at the show (or featured in our MAGFest roadshow)!
many of these are aqualounge-EXCLUSIVE builds - it doesn't get more fresh than this!
twitch.tv/aqualounge_tv
we're back from another MAGFest, and as always, we've got a collection of the indies we liked best at the show (or featured in our MAGFest roadshow)!
many of these are aqualounge-EXCLUSIVE builds - it doesn't get more fresh than this!
twitch.tv/aqualounge_tv
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
we are LIVE!! cmon in to see an EXCLUSIVE look at some of the coolest games of magfest 2026!!
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for christmas i made my friends a set of blind boxes lol
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
for christmas i made my friends a set of blind boxes lol