Dannel Jurado
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Dannel Jurado
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Union steward @kickstarterunited.org
software engineer (but not on weekends)

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Twitter: @DeMarko (unused, parked)
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For disability reasons, it's been somewhat rare that I make it out to actual picket lines when they happen, or that I would hold a sign (my hands are usually on my crutches), but thanks to @rattusrose.bsky.social, I was able to commission what I would look like out there
Genuinely wasn’t expecting Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie to ever exist but here we are??? It’s coming out?
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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That's not the MN State flag anymore.
A major reason for the change was specifically blatant racist, anti-Indigenous imagery.
It is a specific choice to use this flag.
Minority extremists use the old flag as a dog whistle.
The Vice President is prominently dog whistling.
Vance podium flanked by steroidal SUV’s declaring “Protect the Homeland” and the *old* Minnesota flag.
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
There's no reason this ARC Raiders edit should go this hard but holy hell it does www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--X...
ILL BLEED IT OUT! ARC RAIDERS EDIT
YouTube video by FinnThe_Gamer1
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I can't wait to play the new Grounded 2 update, I already picked a new spot for a mushroom brick base and everything
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
why he so yellow
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Anyway, I don’t understand orbology and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The screenshot from the Griffin McElroy "I Don't Understand This Meme And At This Point I'm Too Afraid To Ask" has been deep-fried to all hell, thankfully I have the original Vine saved to my computer, it's not much better, but at least it's not deep-fried
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 AM
It’d be nice if it happened
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Shout out to the romance girlies being very specific but also I am going to pull my hair out if somebody uses alpha/omega in the book I’m reading again, why not just depict the dynamic??
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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it fucking rules that zendesk set up an open spam relay and just goes "yeah sorry, it's on our customers to turn that off and our software is just diarrhea dogshit that can be used to spam forever"

email [email protected] and yell at them about it

support.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
Important notice about recent spam emails via Zendesk
What is happening?Bad actors are sending spam emails via Zendesk. These emails look like legitimate contacts from companies who use Zendesk to communicate with their customers, and is a spam tactic...
support.zendesk.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The strangest thing about Austin remains how many Spanish-language in-jokes exist everywhere despite the Spanish-speaking population being relatively small
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.
Stay warm, stay safe New York.
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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fwiw these are unionized hotels and their local sent a formal request to employers not to accept ICE bookings or allow ICE to use their facilities www.facebook.com/share/p/1aV9...
ICE agents at a hotel in St. Paul woke up this morning to news that they’re getting kicked out of their hotel today at noon.
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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posting this with no comment 🔥
June 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM