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Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
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December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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This correct, and almost none of it is organically arising from the public. The relentless fear and hate of the last decade was deliberately imposed by opportunist politicians, toxic media outlets, crackpot activists and malignant squillionaires, working hand in hand towards similar goals.
There is absolutely nothing left to the UK but bigotry and spite. A hateful place, you can almost taste it in the air, makes it hard to breathe.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This correct, and almost none of it is organically arising from the public. The relentless fear and hate of the last decade was deliberately imposed by opportunist politicians, toxic media outlets, crackpot activists and malignant squillionaires, working hand in hand towards similar goals.
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It’ll be fun to hear “it’s the sacred moral duty of all you scum idiots to vote for us” from the same people who - last time this was an issue - worked relentlessly to ensure one million easily led idiots voted for the Lib Dems: a party that had 12 MPs before the election, and 11 after it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It’ll be fun to hear “it’s the sacred moral duty of all you scum idiots to vote for us” from the same people who - last time this was an issue - worked relentlessly to ensure one million easily led idiots voted for the Lib Dems: a party that had 12 MPs before the election, and 11 after it.
New year's resolution: need more swears
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
New year's resolution: need more swears
We should change the national anthem to the curb theme
Thames Water half-year profit leaps to nearly £400m after it raises bills by third
Thames Water half-year profit leaps to nearly £400m after it raises bills by third
Revenues jumped 40% to nearly £2bn after debt-ridden utility hiked water bills sharply in April
Thames Water has reported a leap in half-year profits to £386m after bills rose by nearly a third, even as it warned it faced huge funding uncertainties that could result in a rapid collapse into government control.
Britain’s biggest water company on Wednesday said it had swung into profit for the six months to September, after losing £230m in the same period in 2024. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
We should change the national anthem to the curb theme
"Nye Bevan calling the Tories lower than vermin proves that the left are the real fascists" - the News Agents, 1946
"When Labour came to power 18 months ago, it had the chance to be [Clement] Atlee, it had the chance to be [Aneurin] Bevan.
"All these moments that should be big actually feel lost in the muddiness of compromise"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/labo...
"All these moments that should be big actually feel lost in the muddiness of compromise"
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/labo...
‘Labour had the chance to reshape the country – and didn’t have the confidence to do it’ | The News Agents
Rachel Reeves second budget continues to prove a headache for the chancellor – and the Labour government, with claims she misled voters before delivery. Whether true or not, what does this latest…
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Nye Bevan calling the Tories lower than vermin proves that the left are the real fascists" - the News Agents, 1946
This is still better than every house built in the UK in the past 30 years
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is still better than every house built in the UK in the past 30 years
She has made a minimum average of £36,000 a year for 55 years by sitting on her arse
Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
She has made a minimum average of £36,000 a year for 55 years by sitting on her arse
80k man has found his match
Paul, in his Aston Martin gilet, 10 years from retirement, living in one of the most expensive houses in one of the best places in Britain, with savings and investments worth £2-4mil (excluding anything he has in tax-free ISAs), who has earned enough in his lifetime to pay “millions in taxes”…
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8/
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
80k man has found his match
"You Got What You Wanted"
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"You Got What You Wanted"
What about the money says the army, having just spent £5bn on an IFV they can't use
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
What about the money says the army, having just spent £5bn on an IFV they can't use
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
They have already arrested company executives linked to it. In the UK, nearly 9 years after Grenfell, not a single person has been arrested.
‘There should have been an alarm’: in air thick with acrid smoke, people in Hong Kong are reeling and angry
‘There should have been an alarm’: in air thick with acrid smoke, people in Hong Kong are reeling and angry
As apartment complex still blazes more than 24 hours after fire began, police suspect cause is owing to ‘grossly negligent’ action
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They have already arrested company executives linked to it. In the UK, nearly 9 years after Grenfell, not a single person has been arrested.
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Central to the 2010s Legitimate Concerns discourse that paved the way for our current pre-fascist moment was the refusal to acknowledge that these "concerns" were based on demonstrable fictions, filtered through socially constructed prejudices. I.e. they were not, in fact, "legitimate".
"A new poll suggests nearly half of Britons think there are more migrants in the UK illegally than legally, but in reality just 7% arrive through irregular channels"
Charlie Angela on how sensationalist reporting in the right wing press is fuelling falsehoods and misconceptions
Charlie Angela on how sensationalist reporting in the right wing press is fuelling falsehoods and misconceptions
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Central to the 2010s Legitimate Concerns discourse that paved the way for our current pre-fascist moment was the refusal to acknowledge that these "concerns" were based on demonstrable fictions, filtered through socially constructed prejudices. I.e. they were not, in fact, "legitimate".
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Wonder why Labour want to scrap the right to appeal 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wonder why Labour want to scrap the right to appeal 🤔
"Rachel Reeves' budget of shitehousery is literally like Christmas Day, too me"
Somehow, releasing them early is like forgetting to defrost the turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Rachel Reeves' budget of shitehousery is literally like Christmas Day, too me"
Its funny how libs will always say that ignoring precedent or convention or tone when talking about doing good things is ridiculous, preposterous, pie in the sky, false hope nonsense, but are perfectly happy to have it when its something terrible eh. Liberal Scratched
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Its funny how libs will always say that ignoring precedent or convention or tone when talking about doing good things is ridiculous, preposterous, pie in the sky, false hope nonsense, but are perfectly happy to have it when its something terrible eh. Liberal Scratched
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I’m not Becoming The Joker,
Britain is Becoming Gotham
Britain is Becoming Gotham
Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m not Becoming The Joker,
Britain is Becoming Gotham
Britain is Becoming Gotham
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Imagine spending years extolling the virtues of A FoRmEr HuMaN RiGhTs LaWyEr only for him to take away your right to be judged by a jury of your peers.
Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Imagine spending years extolling the virtues of A FoRmEr HuMaN RiGhTs LaWyEr only for him to take away your right to be judged by a jury of your peers.
Rotten to the core
Removal of judge in Palestine Action ban legal challenge ‘deeply concerning’
Removal of judge in Palestine Action ban legal challenge ‘deeply concerning’
Unusual last-minute change means panel of three will now hear case rather than Mr Justice Chamberlain
Concerns have been raised after the judge who was expected to hear a legal challenge to the ban on Palestine Action was removed from the case at the last minute without explanation.
Mr Justice Chamberlain had granted permission for the judicial review and said that he would preside over the trial but it has emerged that a panel of three different judges will instead hear the case, which is due to start on Wednesday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Rotten to the core
Ahead of tomorrow when Reeves clobbers ordinary people with pitiful milkshake and pensions taxes, just want to let everyone know that in 2008 before the Tories cut it the rate of corporation tax was 28%. She could choose to increase corporation tax. Instead she wants your milk.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ahead of tomorrow when Reeves clobbers ordinary people with pitiful milkshake and pensions taxes, just want to let everyone know that in 2008 before the Tories cut it the rate of corporation tax was 28%. She could choose to increase corporation tax. Instead she wants your milk.
I look forward to the media spending every day on this until the election and the constant articles about having bags packed and heart attacks and everything else! I'm sure the fact that this is actually real will prompt a justifiable and meaningful response!
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
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Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I look forward to the media spending every day on this until the election and the constant articles about having bags packed and heart attacks and everything else! I'm sure the fact that this is actually real will prompt a justifiable and meaningful response!
Just casually listening to the Bloodborne soundtrack
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just casually listening to the Bloodborne soundtrack
Giving more money to current pensioners by nuking the pension contributions of everyone else. Absolutely spectacular fuckery
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Giving more money to current pensioners by nuking the pension contributions of everyone else. Absolutely spectacular fuckery