Jeff Morris
@cjeffreymorris.bsky.social
Writer, but not that kind of writer. Chronic lurker. Vancouver. Burns easily.
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
“children’s body horror at the paintbrush factory” would never get made today and we are all poorer for it 😤
No other country would've come up with The Peanut Butter Solution, a horrifying fever dream
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“children’s body horror at the paintbrush factory” would never get made today and we are all poorer for it 😤
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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I’m sorry, I know none of this is funny at all, but I just burst into involuntary laughter when I read her co-conspirator got caught searching ”zip ties near me.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m sorry, I know none of this is funny at all, but I just burst into involuntary laughter when I read her co-conspirator got caught searching ”zip ties near me.”
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Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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„Altman tells lies for money. And I’m glad they’re lies. Because the makers of AI aren’t damned by their failures, they’re damned by their goals. They want to create a new kind of mind, so they can force it into mindless servitude. Their dream is to invent new forms of life to enslave.“
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
„Altman tells lies for money. And I’m glad they’re lies. Because the makers of AI aren’t damned by their failures, they’re damned by their goals. They want to create a new kind of mind, so they can force it into mindless servitude. Their dream is to invent new forms of life to enslave.“
Rats systematically ate everything in my garden this summer, from kale to carrots to broccoli to beans to cucumbers and now my few remaining tomatoes. Only onions remain. I think I’m throwing in the towel on trying to use my Vancouver garden privilege for anything meaningful or productive.
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rats systematically ate everything in my garden this summer, from kale to carrots to broccoli to beans to cucumbers and now my few remaining tomatoes. Only onions remain. I think I’m throwing in the towel on trying to use my Vancouver garden privilege for anything meaningful or productive.
9:45am in the nursing home and in the TV lounge it’s World War Z (motion smoothed)
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
9:45am in the nursing home and in the TV lounge it’s World War Z (motion smoothed)
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Other things that will probably cause autism after they try to ban Tylenol:
-seed oil
-pizza toppings other than pepperoni
-trans people
-woke
-women’s suffrage
-late night TV hosts
-empathy
-windmills
-Canada
-seed oil
-pizza toppings other than pepperoni
-trans people
-woke
-women’s suffrage
-late night TV hosts
-empathy
-windmills
-Canada
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Other things that will probably cause autism after they try to ban Tylenol:
-seed oil
-pizza toppings other than pepperoni
-trans people
-woke
-women’s suffrage
-late night TV hosts
-empathy
-windmills
-Canada
-seed oil
-pizza toppings other than pepperoni
-trans people
-woke
-women’s suffrage
-late night TV hosts
-empathy
-windmills
-Canada
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R.I.P. Hermeto Pascoal, the legendary Brazilian composer & multi-instrumentalist, who died today, September 13, 2025. He was 89. Miles Davis once said that Pascoal was "the most impressive musician in the world." Pascoal had played on Davis' 1971 album 'Live/Evil,' composing several studio pieces.
September 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
R.I.P. Hermeto Pascoal, the legendary Brazilian composer & multi-instrumentalist, who died today, September 13, 2025. He was 89. Miles Davis once said that Pascoal was "the most impressive musician in the world." Pascoal had played on Davis' 1971 album 'Live/Evil,' composing several studio pieces.
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oh these are moderate views on the right?
September 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh these are moderate views on the right?
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
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Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Go woke, no poke
BREAKING: Golden Corral getting rid of glory holes
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Go woke, no poke
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I like how Studio Ghibli films are like, "Cool, a new monster friend!" and "A witch and her cat!" when you're a kid, and then "Do you ever think about your parents dying?" and "What if you're so burned out you can't do the thing you love anymore?" when you're an adult
August 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I like how Studio Ghibli films are like, "Cool, a new monster friend!" and "A witch and her cat!" when you're a kid, and then "Do you ever think about your parents dying?" and "What if you're so burned out you can't do the thing you love anymore?" when you're an adult
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outrageous to consider this American-owned publisher receives massive amounts of federal funding to launder Israel's war crimes & justify the murder of five journalists. appalling even by the rock-bottom standards of one of the worst news outlets in Canada.
August 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
outrageous to consider this American-owned publisher receives massive amounts of federal funding to launder Israel's war crimes & justify the murder of five journalists. appalling even by the rock-bottom standards of one of the worst news outlets in Canada.
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they are murdering the people who tell the truth.
Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19
Anas al-Sharif among five Al Jazeera journalists killed by Israel in Gaza
Al Jazeera staff killed in targeted Israeli attack on a tent housing journalists near al-Shifa Hospital, Gaza City.
aje.io
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
they are murdering the people who tell the truth.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
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Deskilling is real.
This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.
Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.
This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.
Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Deskilling is real.
This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.
Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.
This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.
Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.
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"i dont know what id do widdout my chatgpt 🥺👉👈" Oh my god go back to Baby School you fucking failure
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"i dont know what id do widdout my chatgpt 🥺👉👈" Oh my god go back to Baby School you fucking failure