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Jeff Morris
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Writer, but not that kind of writer. Chronic lurker. Vancouver. Burns easily.
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I’m sorry, I know none of this is funny at all, but I just burst into involuntary laughter when I read her co-conspirator got caught searching ”zip ties near me.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For me it’s this page from “Need a House? Call Ms. Mouse”
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh MAN. Solidarity.
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Those mfers
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also if I ever find myself trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, I’m joining the rats’ team.
September 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thanks, and sorry for your loss too. And yeah, making us rely on systems that work fine until any one thing goes wrong and then the whole thing crumbles seems to be this government’s brand.
September 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Last year, dealing with my dad’s estate at the same time as my mom’s sudden cognitive decline, I 100% depended on mail. I’m reasonably computer savvy and accessing online govt services on behalf of a dead guy and a woman who could no longer remember her own name was impossible a lot of the time.
September 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh hey we’re here too
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watched that for the first time in many years during my workout today!
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM