Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives.
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
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Apparently it's "executives saying dumb as shit things in private" season, if the NASCAR execs are anything to go by: sports.yahoo.com/articles/lea...
New Leaked NASCAR Texts Reveal Contempt for Teams and Fans
More internal messages from NASCAR leaders have kept popping up in the 23XI Racing /Front Row Motorsports antitrust case and
sports.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Apparently it's "executives saying dumb as shit things in private" season, if the NASCAR execs are anything to go by: sports.yahoo.com/articles/lea...
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
It's always who you most suspect
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's always who you most suspect
Sowing, reaping, etc.
Goooooooood morning!
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sowing, reaping, etc.
As I sheepishly look up, still chewing
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As I sheepishly look up, still chewing
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Jfc 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jfc 🤣
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
It’s always one of the three Ps: Pastors, Politicians (R), or Police.
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Trigger Warning: SA / Child Abuse
A new lawsuit alleges that from 2000–2007, Romanian child was repeatedly abused by Harvest Christian Fellowship pastor Paul Havsgaard while living in church-run orphanages funded + directed from Riverside, CA.
Trigger Warning: SA / Child Abuse
A new lawsuit alleges that from 2000–2007, Romanian child was repeatedly abused by Harvest Christian Fellowship pastor Paul Havsgaard while living in church-run orphanages funded + directed from Riverside, CA.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s always one of the three Ps: Pastors, Politicians (R), or Police.
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Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
Turns out that the $16MM payoff ABC made to Trump bought them only a few months' reprieve. Weird how that happens.
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Turns out Trump wanted more than just the Sudetenland. Who knew!
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HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹
WHAT A STORY ❤️
WHAT A STORY ❤️
The heart bleeds.
A U.S. Border Patrol agent, Isaiah Hodgson, was charged with resisting arrest by Long Beach police after he allegedly pulled a gun in the women’s restroom of a restaurant — here’s how he reacted.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The heart bleeds.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
This thread is true, and depressing as fuck.
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This thread is true, and depressing as fuck.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Legitimately mad I didn't think of it first
Optimus... Crime?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Legitimately mad I didn't think of it first
Yep. Dollars, not cans.
In case you haven’t heard: Legit food banks in your local area get the most food for your donated dollar. You can buy one can of beans or one bag of pasta with $1. They can buy double, triple, quadruple that for the same $1. So look into food banks, and consider setting up a monthly donation.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yep. Dollars, not cans.
The quintessential Kennedy reaction tbh
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The quintessential Kennedy reaction tbh
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If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If he is saying billion, with a B, that's about 400 pounds per person, which seems like an unhealthy amount of weight to lose. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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A major breach of the KCKPD has revealed a list of alleged officer misconduct for the first time, including allegations of sexual harassment, excessive force, false arrests and more. Even still, some accusations of misconduct by known corrupt cops did not make the list.
Kansas City, Kansas, Police's secret misconduct list
A major breach of the KCKPD has revealed a list of alleged officer misconduct for the first time, including allegations of sexual harassment, excessive force, false arrests and more. Even still, some accusations of misconduct by known corrupt cops, such as disgraced former detective Roger Golubski, did not make the list.
www.kcur.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A major breach of the KCKPD has revealed a list of alleged officer misconduct for the first time, including allegations of sexual harassment, excessive force, false arrests and more. Even still, some accusations of misconduct by known corrupt cops did not make the list.
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
Love this kid.
Freshman phenom Darryn Peterson is a one-and-done player. That isn’t stopping him from helping to recruit future Jayhawks.
KU basketball has new secret weapon in recruiting. It’s not what you might expect
Freshman phenom Darryn Peterson is a one-and-done player. That isn’t stopping him from helping to recruit future Jayhawks.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Love this kid.
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New from me: The police are defunding our cities. In LA, LAPD’s growing liability lawsuits are costing taxpayers millions of dollars in payouts. $400m in payouts since 2019. The biggest culprits: protests, police shootings, and car collisions. More👇
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/lapd...
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/lapd...
Inside LAPD's nearly $400M settlement crisis that's bankrupting LA
Taxpayers are covering civil rights violations and officer misconduct while basic city services face cuts—and a new audit could reveal whether LAPD is doing anything to stop the pattern.
lapublicpress.org
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
New from me: The police are defunding our cities. In LA, LAPD’s growing liability lawsuits are costing taxpayers millions of dollars in payouts. $400m in payouts since 2019. The biggest culprits: protests, police shootings, and car collisions. More👇
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/lapd...
lapublicpress.org/2025/11/lapd...
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim