Chantytown
@chantelesque.bsky.social
Person in Colorado. Doing the thing.
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Jennifer's Body was a masterpiece
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jennifer's Body was a masterpiece
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Every time I complete a minor task.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every time I complete a minor task.
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vince gilligan shows post x-files exist simply to make sure no one ever forgets that new mexico exists
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
vince gilligan shows post x-files exist simply to make sure no one ever forgets that new mexico exists
If you’re interested Shout is live streaming Get a Life including some with commentary and boy was this ahead of its time, Charlie Kaufman wrote a couple of eps!
Get A Life | 35th Anniversary Marathon | FIRST TIME STREAMING | December 6-7 on SHOUT! TV
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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GONZO: *talking like a fucking murderer* dark was CHEAP, and scrooge LIKED it!!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
GONZO: *talking like a fucking murderer* dark was CHEAP, and scrooge LIKED it!!!
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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My kids refuse to engage in anything related to KPop Demon Hunters. They don’t even know why. But I do. They are haters
Like their parents before them
Like their parents before them
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My kids refuse to engage in anything related to KPop Demon Hunters. They don’t even know why. But I do. They are haters
Like their parents before them
Like their parents before them
Getting ready to live-laugh-love in the sandwich shop bathroom
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Getting ready to live-laugh-love in the sandwich shop bathroom
Trumpy, you can do stupid things!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trumpy, you can do stupid things!
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
In the garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
No one cares about my ways
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
In the garage, I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
No one cares about my ways
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Vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
Y’all need Jesus
Here’s a video of Edgar Allen Potato chasing his tail
Here’s a video of Edgar Allen Potato chasing his tail
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Y’all need Jesus
Here’s a video of Edgar Allen Potato chasing his tail
Here’s a video of Edgar Allen Potato chasing his tail
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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“People should dress up more when flying” is just the most tedious and uninteresting take. Talk to the airlines about treating people a little less like livestock first, Road Rules Sean
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“People should dress up more when flying” is just the most tedious and uninteresting take. Talk to the airlines about treating people a little less like livestock first, Road Rules Sean
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
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oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
“Your tv is cool, but can it follow you into the bathroom?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Your tv is cool, but can it follow you into the bathroom?”
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I was worried about the sexy predator movie
But reader… it was good
But reader… it was good
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was worried about the sexy predator movie
But reader… it was good
But reader… it was good
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*sexting* Hah! Gross
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*sexting* Hah! Gross
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep: