Number 1 Bird Fan
@cataquack.bsky.social
Zach, 33, CT. If you like marvel comics and pictures of birds, you're talking to the right guy
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
oh god metroid prime 4 is out this week. please be good, i beg of you
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
oh god metroid prime 4 is out this week. please be good, i beg of you
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
• • •
every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
Glad the one that is only hallucinating 48% of the time is gaining traction in healthcare, legal and financial services, where a single error costs millions
Found this absolute graph crime, where the dot that is lowest apparently has 48 % fail rate!?
#graphcrime #dataviz #ai
#graphcrime #dataviz #ai
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Glad the one that is only hallucinating 48% of the time is gaining traction in healthcare, legal and financial services, where a single error costs millions
New Haven's Finest, baby!!!
I got a new lens I was itching to use, so I stopped on my bike ride to work to snap a few sunrise shots of Hotel Marcel, formerly the Pirelli Tire building. r/brutalism
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
New Haven's Finest, baby!!!
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
has anyone ever produced a compelling argument as to why pirating media is Evil and taking money out of the pockets of creators, but buying at a used bookstore or borrowing from a friend is a-okay? Or are these things ok because money changed hands once, 10 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
has anyone ever produced a compelling argument as to why pirating media is Evil and taking money out of the pockets of creators, but buying at a used bookstore or borrowing from a friend is a-okay? Or are these things ok because money changed hands once, 10 years ago
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
jyn erso, while everyone around her is being violently killed: i can't use those things together. i don't need that right now. hmmmm, there has to be some way to get the RED key card. i can't use those things together. there's no way i'm licking THAT! i can't use those things together.
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
anytime Rogue One comes up in discussion all i can think about is how the backhalf is structured and paced like a series of acquiring objects for puzzles in a point and click adventure, but if it was on the beaches of space normandy while everyone is being shot at the whole time
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
anytime Rogue One comes up in discussion all i can think about is how the backhalf is structured and paced like a series of acquiring objects for puzzles in a point and click adventure, but if it was on the beaches of space normandy while everyone is being shot at the whole time
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
hard-drive.net
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
spoilers for Welcome To Derry in here but my god: everyone working on these movies was constantly fighting for the title of "guy who hates Mike Hanlon the most"
I really do question whether the Annabelle guy they hired to adapt the book can read
'IT: Welcome to Derry' showrunner reveals Episode 5's Matty/Pennywise twist was originally going to be Mike Hanlon's 'IT: Chapter Two' fate
Apparently there was a version of IT: Chapter Two where Mike Hanlon was Pennywise the whole time?
decider.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
spoilers for Welcome To Derry in here but my god: everyone working on these movies was constantly fighting for the title of "guy who hates Mike Hanlon the most"
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
I like the It prequel show Welcome to Derry enough that continuing to go after the films feels churlish, but it's amazing to think that It: Part Two, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, could have been even worse
So… Sometimes you have a good interview with a showrunner and they drop a fun kernel of nerdiness off the record. During my IT: WELCOME TO DERRY junket, series co-showrunner Jason Fuchs just dropped an insane bit of IT: CHAPTER TWO original script lore on camera that still has me spinning???
'IT: Welcome to Derry' showrunner reveals Episode 5's Matty/Pennywise twist was originally going to be Mike Hanlon's 'IT: Chapter Two' fate
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I like the It prequel show Welcome to Derry enough that continuing to go after the films feels churlish, but it's amazing to think that It: Part Two, one of the worst movies I've ever seen, could have been even worse
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
Every dinosaur "documentary" ever made is narrated exactly like this:
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
August 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every dinosaur "documentary" ever made is narrated exactly like this:
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The allosaurus closes in, three tons of razor-sharp teeth and killer muscle, but the biglongasaurus has a secret weapon...
ATTENBOROUGH: Its bigness.
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
it is truly one of the treasures of nature that they look so elegant from every angle except this one
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it is truly one of the treasures of nature that they look so elegant from every angle except this one
Reposted by Number 1 Bird Fan
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”