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@cassiesandwich.bsky.social
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I WRITE INTERNET JOKES AND MAKE REFERENCES TO INTERNET JOKES. I'm an author! trans woman, she/her ☭ Ebooks: CassieSandwich.itch.io
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cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Hey! I'm a queer-lit author with a transfem focus, and I dabble in multiple genres - horror, action, romdram. Here's a few of my books!

Degenerates, an urban fantasy horror:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/degenerates

Siren's Cove, a sillier camp-horror tale:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/sirens-cove
Degenerates by Cassie Sandwich
cassiesandwich.itch.io
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beedokfern.bsky.social
Do you want some Halloween themed wlw stories?
Then good news! I've got Frankenstein lesbians, ghostly butch knights charming princesses, and both lesbian and bi vampires. (Oh, and aliens, are those Halloween-y?)

www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
beedok.itch.io
Frankenbutch: a polyamorous novella with a lesbian mad scientist lead. Her Lady of Steel and Fire: a dark fantasy lesbian romance. The Hunter's Heart: a tragic romance between a vampire and a hunter. The Harem Protagonist Was Turned Into A Girl!! And Doesn't Want To Change Back!!!?? - there is a vampire girl in here, and she's adorable. Also, aliens.
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helenastacy.bsky.social
Pssst! Like #books? #Halloween? #Spooky stories? Sticking it to the man? Consider picking up this extra festive trans #fiction bundle me and some other very talented dolls put together!
itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks by Cassie Sandwich and 7 others
STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks: 7 items for $5.00
itch.io
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beedokfern.bsky.social
Reminder, if you want some sapphics with swords, I do have some. Have art of a few of them and links to where you can buy the stories they're in.
beedok.itch.io
www.amazon.com/stores/Fern-...
Being Not Afraid: a story staring a trans lesbian spell-sword adventurer. Her Lady of Steel and Fire with a lesbian knight who mostly uses a sword, but will grab a poleaxe or spear when available. Ne'avo from Waking Up A Goddess, disaster trans lesbian butch with her massive magic blade that's the only thing keeping her alive in battle. Auguste, modern day fencer from the Harem Protagonist + Sequel, genderfluid lesbian who has to work through a lot of repression.
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
inspiration is magic it can really come from anywhere. A mediocre nap, being sad in the shower, spite. The world is truly magical for the creative~
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
I love getting to see author processes. Watching Wick with her and her getting mad about them picking the wrong name for him because they forgot which name was which lead to "I should do a Koschei in SoF" which lead to one of the main characters and the main relationship of the first book :v
dsmorrigan.bsky.social
Koschei the Deathless would have been, in my opinion, an even better moniker for Wick. Before regaining his heart (caring for others) he was considered untouchable. It is only after becoming capable of love that Wick can be truly harmed and killed.
ela-bambust.bsky.social
OKAY BRIEF ANNOYANCE TIME, BABA YAGA DOES NOT MEAN BOOGEYMAN SHE'S A FREAKY LIL WITCH IN HER CHICKEN LEG HUT

THE JOHN WICK FRANCHISE GOT IT MIXED UP Бабайка OR BABAYKA, WHO 𝘐𝘚 ACTUALLY THE BOOGEYMAN

RANT OVER
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dsmorrigan.bsky.social
Koschei the Deathless would have been, in my opinion, an even better moniker for Wick. Before regaining his heart (caring for others) he was considered untouchable. It is only after becoming capable of love that Wick can be truly harmed and killed.
ela-bambust.bsky.social
OKAY BRIEF ANNOYANCE TIME, BABA YAGA DOES NOT MEAN BOOGEYMAN SHE'S A FREAKY LIL WITCH IN HER CHICKEN LEG HUT

THE JOHN WICK FRANCHISE GOT IT MIXED UP Бабайка OR BABAYKA, WHO 𝘐𝘚 ACTUALLY THE BOOGEYMAN

RANT OVER
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
cis men love making books and tv and films about how the most horrific thing on earth is transfeminine existence even to add it in when it has nothing to do w/ the topic to avoid thinking too hard about what kind of everyday misogyny goes into the continuous pursuit of maintaining their own manhood
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kurantatallulah.bsky.social
Today is another wonderful Porcelain Friday which means you all get to enjoy another exciting chapter of Bloodsatined Porcelain. The past is shared, and the future made together. Read Chapter Eighteen of Bloodstained Porcelain right here.
www.scribblehub.com/series/16240...
Bloodstained Porcelain
'What happens when a Doll cuts her strings?' A potter of great renown is given the commission of creating a porcelain automaton. However, once their task is done, their soul is trapped within their o...
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cassiesandwich.bsky.social
@quillrabbit.bsky.social has been making the cover art for these bundles for years now, and I'm extremely grateful for the work she's done for us :B
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thetransfemininereview.com
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cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Hello everyone! I'm excited to announce an all new anthology from the Secret Trans Writing Lair! Inspired by the month of masquerade, this seasonal bundle includes seven all-new stories of devilish disguises and macabre delights-

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
Cover of the STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks
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stwlpresents.bsky.social
Its here! Our fall bundle is officially live! Pick it up to support since deserving trans writers!
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Hello everyone! I'm excited to announce an all new anthology from the Secret Trans Writing Lair! Inspired by the month of masquerade, this seasonal bundle includes seven all-new stories of devilish disguises and macabre delights-

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
Cover of the STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Omg I can't believe I missed your handle argghhhh.

Everyone go follow @descriptivist.net her stories are great and I love them a lot, especially Lucid and Just Super~ In fact, follow everyone here :B I'm so proud to work with such a great collective of authors!
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inmara.sunspot.world
We're in this bundle, infecting it with our own story, THE NANO-ROBOTS IN MY BRAIN HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR!

It's a short story that maybe, might, possibly get expanded into a longer novel or webserial.

And the best way to get it is through the bundle:

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
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luna.ily.li
🔔NEW STORY ALERT🔔

My latest short story Femail is finally out as part of the Secret Trans Writing Lair Costumes and Masks bundle, along with other stories by some of your favourite trans authors!!!!

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
#booksky
Cover for Femail. Cardboard texture background with the title on a fake "fragile" tag, and a shipping tag that reads Luna C., the author's name.
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rainbowlesbiab.bsky.social
Hewwo! I wrote some words again! Like, 35k of them (don't ask how, I have no clue) and now they're up as part of the Autumn Secret Lair Bundle! If you like secret identity drama, magical girls, gay women, and villainous beans too pure for this world, you'll probably like it!

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
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helenastacy.bsky.social
My #paranormalromance story The Dancing Ghost, about a supernatural investigator trying to solve the murder of a beautiful ghost woman in a town on the shores of the afterlife, is part of the bundle along with tons of other great stuff!!!
#books #bundle #halloween #ghost #spooky
STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks by Cassie Sandwich and 7 others
STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks: 7 items for $5.00
itch.io
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Hello everyone! I'm excited to announce an all new anthology from the Secret Trans Writing Lair! Inspired by the month of masquerade, this seasonal bundle includes seven all-new stories of devilish disguises and macabre delights-

itch.io/b/3327/stwl-...
Cover of the STWL Presents: Costumes and Masks
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
It's crazy how two entirely separate game of the year contenders totally fucked the dog at the very last second by turning off their misogyny inhibitors for the ending. Also fun to bounce between that and Silent Hill F(eminism)

At least my goat Donkey Kong knew how to end w/ style. GotY on lock~
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
A car in every garage and an estradiol bottle on every bedside table
caseyexplosion.bsky.social
"Transgender for everyone" is such a lazy god damn thing to claim, like it's just insulting everyone's intelligence. Nobody believes it, it's just such an incomprehensibly stupid thing to say, nobody suggests such a policy.

What would that even entail? Mandatory transition for everyone? Yeah, sure.
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magicariot.com
Did you know? @bookshop.org is having an Anti-Prime Day sale wherein you can get free shipping for two days?

Did you know "Magica Riot" is available in print via @bookshop.org? And that you can support a local bookstore when buying?

Did you know I'd appreciate your purchase a bunch?
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
"sure we have success, but it's not the *right* kind of success. I think we should nuke it right now and try again"
cassiesandwich.bsky.social
Many people have pointed out but it's genuinely hilarious that just ten months ago you had a userbase evangelizing this site and begging to give it money. Now the CEO is lowtaxing and fighting with that userbase daily in order to win over people very happy to stay on Twitter anyways
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magicariot.com
the last few days of Bluesky team meltdowns should be a warning signal to every company out there of what happens when you staff your org entirely with AI enthusiasts

the brain rot sets in en masse