Bæddelzebub 😈
@cassiesandwich.bsky.social
I WRITE INTERNET JOKES AND MAKE REFERENCES TO INTERNET JOKES. I'm an author! trans woman, she/her ☭ Ebooks: CassieSandwich.itch.io
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Degenerates by Cassie Sandwich
cassiesandwich.itch.io
Hey! I'm a queer-lit author with a transfem focus, and I dabble in multiple genres - horror, action, romdram. Here's a few of my books!
Degenerates, an urban fantasy horror:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/degenerates
Siren's Cove, a sillier camp-horror tale:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/sirens-cove
Degenerates, an urban fantasy horror:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/degenerates
Siren's Cove, a sillier camp-horror tale:
cassiesandwich.itch.io/sirens-cove
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"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
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Our Secret Santa Bundle goes live tomorrow! Treat yourself this holiday season with stories by some of your favorite trans authors! This is by far our biggest event of the year, and we want to celebrate it with you!
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Our Secret Santa Bundle goes live tomorrow! Treat yourself this holiday season with stories by some of your favorite trans authors! This is by far our biggest event of the year, and we want to celebrate it with you!
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New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)
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To celebrate being in the TFR Awards 2025 Longlist for Best Transfeminine Fiction, we're throwing a celebration!
From now until the end of year, you can get Machines of Consent for $1!
itch.io/s/173321/tfr...
From now until the end of year, you can get Machines of Consent for $1!
itch.io/s/173321/tfr...
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
To celebrate being in the TFR Awards 2025 Longlist for Best Transfeminine Fiction, we're throwing a celebration!
From now until the end of year, you can get Machines of Consent for $1!
itch.io/s/173321/tfr...
From now until the end of year, you can get Machines of Consent for $1!
itch.io/s/173321/tfr...
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A Mask for the Sun has made the longlist for best transfeminine fiction!
thank you to everyone who's voted so far 💖
if you'd like to see Cora's greatest emotional spiral make it further, or if you want to see something else recognized, I'd encourage you to go vote!
thank you to everyone who's voted so far 💖
if you'd like to see Cora's greatest emotional spiral make it further, or if you want to see something else recognized, I'd encourage you to go vote!
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A Mask for the Sun has made the longlist for best transfeminine fiction!
thank you to everyone who's voted so far 💖
if you'd like to see Cora's greatest emotional spiral make it further, or if you want to see something else recognized, I'd encourage you to go vote!
thank you to everyone who's voted so far 💖
if you'd like to see Cora's greatest emotional spiral make it further, or if you want to see something else recognized, I'd encourage you to go vote!
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Chasing the unregulated black-list pilot out of the function shouting "Where's your gunpla???”
You know how clowns copyright their looks with painted eggs?
I believe that some mercenary mech pilots do the same with custom painted scale models of their mechs.
Imagining a trial because someone did a lot of sorties with someone else's paint job and caused reputational damage.
I believe that some mercenary mech pilots do the same with custom painted scale models of their mechs.
Imagining a trial because someone did a lot of sorties with someone else's paint job and caused reputational damage.
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Chasing the unregulated black-list pilot out of the function shouting "Where's your gunpla???”
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I personally can’t think of anything more impotent than “we’ll file a resolution if they actually go to war”
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I personally can’t think of anything more impotent than “we’ll file a resolution if they actually go to war”
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Well, I was going to say we shouldn't attack Venezuela but then the DSA posted cringe and now I have no choice but to support a humanitarian crisis in Caracas.
We must show up in full force, across backgrounds and movements, to demand money for people's needs, not for a new war!
Join us on December 6 to demand a stop to this war before it starts!
Learn more and plug in at:
👉🏾answercoalition.org/venezuela
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Join us on December 6 to demand a stop to this war before it starts!
Learn more and plug in at:
👉🏾answercoalition.org/venezuela
(2/2)
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well, I was going to say we shouldn't attack Venezuela but then the DSA posted cringe and now I have no choice but to support a humanitarian crisis in Caracas.
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Hi all,
I'm going to need some help making sure I can make rent next month. My progress is still going slowly and my ability to work is still not great, so I'm concerned about making ends meet as winter approaches. We appreciate any and all help! Thank you all!
#helpsky
gofund.me/a0978348
I'm going to need some help making sure I can make rent next month. My progress is still going slowly and my ability to work is still not great, so I'm concerned about making ends meet as winter approaches. We appreciate any and all help! Thank you all!
#helpsky
gofund.me/a0978348
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hi all,
I'm going to need some help making sure I can make rent next month. My progress is still going slowly and my ability to work is still not great, so I'm concerned about making ends meet as winter approaches. We appreciate any and all help! Thank you all!
#helpsky
gofund.me/a0978348
I'm going to need some help making sure I can make rent next month. My progress is still going slowly and my ability to work is still not great, so I'm concerned about making ends meet as winter approaches. We appreciate any and all help! Thank you all!
#helpsky
gofund.me/a0978348
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Woo! We've open, like, two hours, and we've already pulled in $155.00. Grab yourself a little spice (and then read my stories in there if the spice gets to be a little too much for you😉).
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Woo! We've open, like, two hours, and we've already pulled in $155.00. Grab yourself a little spice (and then read my stories in there if the spice gets to be a little too much for you😉).
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
(All said, the revenue could be a bit more fun with some decimals. I'm just saying...)
I'm old enough now that ten years ago won't even hit baby-trans photos anymore this is just nothing
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm old enough now that ten years ago won't even hit baby-trans photos anymore this is just nothing
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This bundle is available for 3 more days!!
Here is the final thread of my favorite quotes of the items in this bundle.
Here is the final thread of my favorite quotes of the items in this bundle.
Welcome to Toxic Yuri November! That's not a thing, you say? Well, now it is. Our new bundle is just $15 for TWENTY-FOUR titles, all united by everyone's favorite theme: terrible, no-good, dangerous lesbians.
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
itch.io/b/3364/poiso...
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This bundle is available for 3 more days!!
Here is the final thread of my favorite quotes of the items in this bundle.
Here is the final thread of my favorite quotes of the items in this bundle.
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heard someone say that calling trans women women was a "linguistic formality" and it highlights how liberal ignorance of our lives has evolved their supposed allyship into a kind of paternalistic pity in which they feel they are burdened w pretending im someone im not bc it's the "nice" thing to do
its really frustrating that "the truth matters and so does doing the right thing" is not a valid reason for supporting trans rights in mainstream discourse. rn the popular conception is that trans rights are a kind and gentle lie
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
heard someone say that calling trans women women was a "linguistic formality" and it highlights how liberal ignorance of our lives has evolved their supposed allyship into a kind of paternalistic pity in which they feel they are burdened w pretending im someone im not bc it's the "nice" thing to do
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my wife read lesser hungers yesterday and seconds this recommendation
New at Lesbians With Teeth: capsule reviews of two horror titles, one very bad, and one very good.
lesbianwithteeth.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/c...
lesbianwithteeth.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/c...
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
my wife read lesser hungers yesterday and seconds this recommendation
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Today is a good day to get into my trans magical girl novels!
Join Claire as she figures herself out as a girl while simultaneously battling interdimensional monsters, evil tech companies, and steppy-mommy sorceresses!
Get “Magica Riot” and “Magica Riot: Full Bloom” here - magicariot.com/buy
Join Claire as she figures herself out as a girl while simultaneously battling interdimensional monsters, evil tech companies, and steppy-mommy sorceresses!
Get “Magica Riot” and “Magica Riot: Full Bloom” here - magicariot.com/buy
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Today is a good day to get into my trans magical girl novels!
Join Claire as she figures herself out as a girl while simultaneously battling interdimensional monsters, evil tech companies, and steppy-mommy sorceresses!
Get “Magica Riot” and “Magica Riot: Full Bloom” here - magicariot.com/buy
Join Claire as she figures herself out as a girl while simultaneously battling interdimensional monsters, evil tech companies, and steppy-mommy sorceresses!
Get “Magica Riot” and “Magica Riot: Full Bloom” here - magicariot.com/buy
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i burned a capcut free trial to make this
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i burned a capcut free trial to make this
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Today is my birthday, and in honor of that, please buy some trans books! They don't even have to be my trans books, just buy trans books! Every day! Forever!
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Being a trans author is fucking weird right now. Hell is actively unfolding all around us but I still need to be like, "hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book? It won't make anything better, but it's kinda fun?"
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
So....hey, everyone, wanna buy my silly little queer book?
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Today is my birthday, and in honor of that, please buy some trans books! They don't even have to be my trans books, just buy trans books! Every day! Forever!
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And, if anyone has the money to spare, her family are raising money to cover her funeral (and, with how the US is, probably medical debt too) here:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
And, if anyone has the money to spare, her family are raising money to cover her funeral (and, with how the US is, probably medical debt too) here:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
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Some art to celebrate and remember Rebecca Heineman's legacy in both gaming and the Ranma fandom.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some art to celebrate and remember Rebecca Heineman's legacy in both gaming and the Ranma fandom.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Today’s read from this incredible bundle itch.io/b/3364/poiso... :
Keeping the Peace by @trishusband.itch.io
I’ve not read any Gunmetal Olympus so I was a lil worried going in. No issues though - a riveting detective story with a tortured protagonist. Everything a girl could ask for!
Keeping the Peace by @trishusband.itch.io
I’ve not read any Gunmetal Olympus so I was a lil worried going in. No issues though - a riveting detective story with a tortured protagonist. Everything a girl could ask for!
Poison Lilies November by Maria Ying and 15 others
Poison Lilies November: 24 items for $15.00
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November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Today’s read from this incredible bundle itch.io/b/3364/poiso... :
Keeping the Peace by @trishusband.itch.io
I’ve not read any Gunmetal Olympus so I was a lil worried going in. No issues though - a riveting detective story with a tortured protagonist. Everything a girl could ask for!
Keeping the Peace by @trishusband.itch.io
I’ve not read any Gunmetal Olympus so I was a lil worried going in. No issues though - a riveting detective story with a tortured protagonist. Everything a girl could ask for!
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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My horror debut LESSER HUNGERS is out today!
A haunted Chicago janitor discovers sentient mold is spreading cannibalistic urges through the city, one loving relationship at a time.
AMZ & KU: www.amazon.com/Lesser-Hunge...
Non-AMZ: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesser-hun...
A haunted Chicago janitor discovers sentient mold is spreading cannibalistic urges through the city, one loving relationship at a time.
AMZ & KU: www.amazon.com/Lesser-Hunge...
Non-AMZ: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesser-hun...
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My horror debut LESSER HUNGERS is out today!
A haunted Chicago janitor discovers sentient mold is spreading cannibalistic urges through the city, one loving relationship at a time.
AMZ & KU: www.amazon.com/Lesser-Hunge...
Non-AMZ: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesser-hun...
A haunted Chicago janitor discovers sentient mold is spreading cannibalistic urges through the city, one loving relationship at a time.
AMZ & KU: www.amazon.com/Lesser-Hunge...
Non-AMZ: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lesser-hun...
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Good morning! I finished Magica Riot: Full Bloom last night and it was like a high five to my soul! Take a look at my more-or-less-spoiler-free reaction thread!
(also not to brag or anything but my prediction came true because I am very smart in the ways of gay magical girls)
(also not to brag or anything but my prediction came true because I am very smart in the ways of gay magical girls)
BLOOMSDAY IS UPON US
Magica Riot: Full Bloom by @magicariot.com just came out, and this will be my live reaction thread, which I'll keep as spoiler-free as I possibly can. I'm so excited to get into this. This series has become a whole thing for me
Can't spell Hyperfixation without Xan, after all
Magica Riot: Full Bloom by @magicariot.com just came out, and this will be my live reaction thread, which I'll keep as spoiler-free as I possibly can. I'm so excited to get into this. This series has become a whole thing for me
Can't spell Hyperfixation without Xan, after all
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Good morning! I finished Magica Riot: Full Bloom last night and it was like a high five to my soul! Take a look at my more-or-less-spoiler-free reaction thread!
(also not to brag or anything but my prediction came true because I am very smart in the ways of gay magical girls)
(also not to brag or anything but my prediction came true because I am very smart in the ways of gay magical girls)