Thorn
@callmethorn.bsky.social
Hi my name is Thorn and I make awful posts. Just absolute dogshit posts
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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We need reeducation camps but specifically to teach people what wolves are actually like
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We need reeducation camps but specifically to teach people what wolves are actually like
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Simply let go of the need to not feel like an idiot if it comes at the price of constant dooming
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Simply let go of the need to not feel like an idiot if it comes at the price of constant dooming
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Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
v1.110 is live!
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
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oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with
'Course, that was the early version of the Space Agency uni. The new one's got more of a "practical workwear" feel with a zipper and pockets, and the division colour is now the primary and not the highlight colour.
#myart
#myart
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
'Course, that was the early version of the Space Agency uni. The new one's got more of a "practical workwear" feel with a zipper and pockets, and the division colour is now the primary and not the highlight colour.
#myart
#myart
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for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets
February 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets
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when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
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I can't believe no one is covering this.
Trump's attempts to edit Sir Topham Hatt's name out of the Epstein Files have sparked widespread protests and work stoppages on Sodor, and Hatt sent in the strikebreakers (Thatcher, Blair, Heath, and Baldwin).
#occupysodor
Trump's attempts to edit Sir Topham Hatt's name out of the Epstein Files have sparked widespread protests and work stoppages on Sodor, and Hatt sent in the strikebreakers (Thatcher, Blair, Heath, and Baldwin).
#occupysodor
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I can't believe no one is covering this.
Trump's attempts to edit Sir Topham Hatt's name out of the Epstein Files have sparked widespread protests and work stoppages on Sodor, and Hatt sent in the strikebreakers (Thatcher, Blair, Heath, and Baldwin).
#occupysodor
Trump's attempts to edit Sir Topham Hatt's name out of the Epstein Files have sparked widespread protests and work stoppages on Sodor, and Hatt sent in the strikebreakers (Thatcher, Blair, Heath, and Baldwin).
#occupysodor
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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incredible table of contents here
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
incredible table of contents here
eh screw it imma post my art here
Lieutenant Kalo Vek, head of the Tactical Division of the Confederation Space Agency vessel Wayfinder
#myart
Lieutenant Kalo Vek, head of the Tactical Division of the Confederation Space Agency vessel Wayfinder
#myart
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
eh screw it imma post my art here
Lieutenant Kalo Vek, head of the Tactical Division of the Confederation Space Agency vessel Wayfinder
#myart
Lieutenant Kalo Vek, head of the Tactical Division of the Confederation Space Agency vessel Wayfinder
#myart
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is this what people mean when they talk about old school happy hardcore
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
is this what people mean when they talk about old school happy hardcore
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I'm so fucking annoyed that Donald Trump has to be at the head of an attempted authoritarian reactionary and/or techno-fascist takeover of Western Civilisation, it makes him way less funny
Dude's (mostly unintentionally) hilarious but I can't laugh at him without getting a bad taste in my mouth
Dude's (mostly unintentionally) hilarious but I can't laugh at him without getting a bad taste in my mouth
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm so fucking annoyed that Donald Trump has to be at the head of an attempted authoritarian reactionary and/or techno-fascist takeover of Western Civilisation, it makes him way less funny
Dude's (mostly unintentionally) hilarious but I can't laugh at him without getting a bad taste in my mouth
Dude's (mostly unintentionally) hilarious but I can't laugh at him without getting a bad taste in my mouth
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Average Linux controversy: We switched the default GUI package repository, but you can switch it back if you want.
Average Windows controversy: We let the robots write code and now they're installing viruses. Also the robots are racist now.
Average Windows controversy: We let the robots write code and now they're installing viruses. Also the robots are racist now.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Average Linux controversy: We switched the default GUI package repository, but you can switch it back if you want.
Average Windows controversy: We let the robots write code and now they're installing viruses. Also the robots are racist now.
Average Windows controversy: We let the robots write code and now they're installing viruses. Also the robots are racist now.
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no external power "looted" russia in the 1990s but they really should have. we should do it next time
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
no external power "looted" russia in the 1990s but they really should have. we should do it next time
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Turning on the news and screaming "WEAR A FUCKING TIE" at talking heads in suits and shirts
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Turning on the news and screaming "WEAR A FUCKING TIE" at talking heads in suits and shirts
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We're bringing back the the alliance from COD: GHOSTS, folks, and doing it very strongly.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We're bringing back the the alliance from COD: GHOSTS, folks, and doing it very strongly.
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if nova's right I may actually die
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if nova's right I may actually die
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I've long since come to the conclusion that a lot of us as children are taught to care about and help each other. Then we grow up and are confronted by certain adults who insist our empathy is childish because if it wasn't, those certain adults would realize they're not "grown up", they're evil.
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
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November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've long since come to the conclusion that a lot of us as children are taught to care about and help each other. Then we grow up and are confronted by certain adults who insist our empathy is childish because if it wasn't, those certain adults would realize they're not "grown up", they're evil.