Bob Cobb
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Bob Cobb
@burnthair.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Screenplay idea: 3 librarians adopt a hostile kangeroo that plays harmonica
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Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
Silver Eagle records presents Bedside Toilet Rock.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Silver Eagle records presents Bedside Toilet Rock.
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After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
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I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
Halloween of 1994 I was new to the neighborhood. I was not expecting trick or treaters. I did not have any candy. I gave a kid a raw potato.
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Halloween of 1994 I was new to the neighborhood. I was not expecting trick or treaters. I did not have any candy. I gave a kid a raw potato.
I feel sorry for all the toothpicks whose existence was wasted just checking the doneness of cakes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I feel sorry for all the toothpicks whose existence was wasted just checking the doneness of cakes.
My weekend has begun and I'm getting seriously buzzed. I hope you all enjoy your weekends.
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My weekend has begun and I'm getting seriously buzzed. I hope you all enjoy your weekends.
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Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
Everyone from the south knows someone named Skeeter.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everyone from the south knows someone named Skeeter.
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
Hey baby. Do you want to come over and watch the game?
Cool.
Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over?
Cool.
Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over?
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hey baby. Do you want to come over and watch the game?
Cool.
Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over?
Cool.
Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over?
Oh this? This is my public bathroom stall hot dog.
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh this? This is my public bathroom stall hot dog.
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Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit
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Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)
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You fucking piece of shit.
-me talking to a spoon I dropped
-me talking to a spoon I dropped
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You fucking piece of shit.
-me talking to a spoon I dropped
-me talking to a spoon I dropped
Hankering for a hunk of cheese for the last 50 years.
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hankering for a hunk of cheese for the last 50 years.
Food idea: Spam Helper
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Food idea: Spam Helper
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My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard.
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard.
Yes, I am an avid gamer. But I don't need all that fancy shit for Pac-Man.
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yes, I am an avid gamer. But I don't need all that fancy shit for Pac-Man.