Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🌻♾️
@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.
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A few people have followed me, so I should probably say hi!
My name isn’t Bumblesnuff, but I adopted the moniker while over on Xitter when I first joined - previous experience taught me about the importance of OPSEC, especially on “free” sites, where you trade your personal info for the privilege.
My name isn’t Bumblesnuff, but I adopted the moniker while over on Xitter when I first joined - previous experience taught me about the importance of OPSEC, especially on “free” sites, where you trade your personal info for the privilege.
To string these murderers up on the wall, we’re going to need a fucking big wall.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
To string these murderers up on the wall, we’re going to need a fucking big wall.
Uhhh…
incredible quote lol
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Uhhh…
So people should expect a work-work balance.
Gotcha.
Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?
Gotcha.
Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So people should expect a work-work balance.
Gotcha.
Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?
Gotcha.
Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?
There are just too many Z’s in the first sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There are just too many Z’s in the first sentence.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
need-a-penny, take-a-penny
Remember when this fuckwad bought Twitter to combat the bots? Turns out, it wasn’t a bot problem after all.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remember when this fuckwad bought Twitter to combat the bots? Turns out, it wasn’t a bot problem after all.
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
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I find this image remarkable.
It's of the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, photographed by the ESA Rosetta spacecraft.
That bright white plume is a jet of dust and water ice blasting from the nucleus—helping form the comet's long, dusty tail as it approaches the Sun.
It's of the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, photographed by the ESA Rosetta spacecraft.
That bright white plume is a jet of dust and water ice blasting from the nucleus—helping form the comet's long, dusty tail as it approaches the Sun.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I find this image remarkable.
It's of the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, photographed by the ESA Rosetta spacecraft.
That bright white plume is a jet of dust and water ice blasting from the nucleus—helping form the comet's long, dusty tail as it approaches the Sun.
It's of the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, photographed by the ESA Rosetta spacecraft.
That bright white plume is a jet of dust and water ice blasting from the nucleus—helping form the comet's long, dusty tail as it approaches the Sun.
This PAO deserves recognition.
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This PAO deserves recognition.
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
After a late night Situation Room scrum with the FBI, and several weeks of potential tampering, I’ll bet you these are a nothingburger.
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
Epstein files latest: US House votes to make justice department release Epstein files
The bipartisan bill will now have to pass a Senate vote before President Donald Trump signs it into law.
www.bbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After a late night Situation Room scrum with the FBI, and several weeks of potential tampering, I’ll bet you these are a nothingburger.
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
An escape room you *don’t* want to leave… I like this.
I wanna open an Escape Room
It'll just be a nice soft room full of stuff to help you escape from the real world. Games, puzzles, kittens, musical instruments, books, writing supplies.
Someone will ask you if you've had any interesting dreams lately.
You can't leave until you've fully escaped.
It'll just be a nice soft room full of stuff to help you escape from the real world. Games, puzzles, kittens, musical instruments, books, writing supplies.
Someone will ask you if you've had any interesting dreams lately.
You can't leave until you've fully escaped.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
An escape room you *don’t* want to leave… I like this.
the real question is this: how many sweaters could you make out of your body’s DNA?
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Beautiful (and Biblically accurate) watercolour!
I like painting eyes with watercolor paints when I get bored
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Beautiful (and Biblically accurate) watercolour!
Oooooooooh I love this.
New favourite font?
New favourite font?
periodic reminder of the existence of Atkinson Hyperlegible, a free font available from the Braille Institute designed to improve readability for people with low vision
I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
Atkinson Hyperlegible Font - Braille Institute
Read easier with Atkinson Hyperlegible Font, crafted for low-vision readers. Download for free and enjoy clear letters and numbers on your computer!
www.brailleinstitute.org
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oooooooooh I love this.
New favourite font?
New favourite font?
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
Legend
The guy who wore a snappy suit to work and received a first communion congrats card complete with a fiver signed by all his coworkers by lunchtime, I will not forget!
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Legend
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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Honest to god, there is no hell hot enough for the Feds of this admin.
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Honest to god, there is no hell hot enough for the Feds of this admin.
If you need one, check out Value Villiage, Goodwill, and Kijiji. I picked up a $20 Blackberrry that still works - and was still populated with texts and had a full address book, which is helpful for reasons.
Tricksky Canadians and their
Border-crossing burner phones youtu.be/uKzsA5kc8jw?...
Border-crossing burner phones youtu.be/uKzsA5kc8jw?...
I need a burner phone to cross the border ft. Gina Louise Phillips
YouTube video by Julie Nolke
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you need one, check out Value Villiage, Goodwill, and Kijiji. I picked up a $20 Blackberrry that still works - and was still populated with texts and had a full address book, which is helpful for reasons.
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THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, SAMUEL
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, SAMUEL
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT