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Matt E. Reals
@innerpartisan.bsky.social
Some kind of jaywalking punk anarchist, I guess. Posts auf Englisch and in German. he/him, not actually named Matt.
CN: Weirdo music, film, and video games are occasionally discussed here.

Auf den Trümmern das Paradies.
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i'm joining the war on drugs on the side of drugs
Zootopia, or the 100 Days of Sodom
Zootopia: Fire Walk With Me
zootopia: romulus
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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CARS/CWAYBENZ.GIF
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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they banned me from the hospital after i tried turning the mri into a railgun 😔
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
joke my chemistry teacher used to tell: what's the difference between an explosion and an implosion? in an implosion, the shrapnell from the back will hit you first!
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Just got a new TV with audio smoothing and wow it’s a game changer. Gilbert Gottfried’s voice sounds so sweet and mellifluous!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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F355 Challenge is so difficult that it rolls credits if you finish 3rd
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, his family, and all of his companies and organizations. We publicize the name of every contractor involved with this project and permanently ban them as corporate entities and individuals from public contracts.”
Trump fighting with his architect about wanting to build a ballroom bigger than the actual White House feels very on brand

wapo.st/4rqrqA2
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
he's really losing it, huh
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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hi, everyone! made a playlist for all my nazi-killing videos from this year. if you want something to do today besides check black friday deals and recover from turkey sleepiness and family drama, here you go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWv...
BloodRayne - Kill Nazis! (in video games) | Renegade Cut
YouTube video by Renegade Cut
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Whiskey Pete is a war criminal, who should spend the rest of his sorry life in a Dutch prison cell.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
By that measure, Evil Dead is also a Thanksgiving movie 🤔
Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Rustaveli Avenue now, on day 366 of uninterrupted protests in Georgia.

🎥 Netgazeti
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Yay, more love for tiny truck game
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Am dritten Tage werde ich auferstehen!
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Too soon?
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
in r/beatlescirclejerk someone said that paul won't answer his mail, so i replied "have you tried throwing a brick through his window?", and reddit suspended me for 2 days 😭
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
man, Enemy Territory ruled so damn much.
What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean:

aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Trump has to be removed or millions will die.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Als sie das Isana 3in1 Shampoo von Rossmann verboten habe ich nichts gesagt, denn ich kaufte kein Shampoo bei Rossmann.

Als sie das Lacura 3in1 Shampoo von Aldi-Nord verboten habe ich nichts gesagt, denn ich kaufte kein Shampoo bei Aldi-Nord

Als ich fettige Haare hatte, gab es keine Drogerie mehr.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
they banned me from the hospital after i tried turning the mri into a railgun 😔
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I assume they use money?
How do Chinese PC gamers afford high end graphic cards?
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
america last imo
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM