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HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHO HAS A SONA NOW!
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DEREK WAS PLAYING THE ARCADE VERSION OF GHOSTS ‘N GOBLINS ON HIS NES
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
DEREK WAS PLAYING THE ARCADE VERSION OF GHOSTS ‘N GOBLINS ON HIS NES
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
WHEN YOU LEFT
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
WHEN YOU LEFT
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
39 in less than a month
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
39 in less than a month
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Lord I see what you have done for others...
Post your fave LOTR character but wrongo.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lord I see what you have done for others...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mother Mother MM flip it around WW Wendy Williamsssss!!!
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November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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NVM lmaooooowjdhhddhhwheeze
I have not bought a single video game on black friday
a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america
ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america
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November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Couldn’t have said it any better.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Couldn’t have said it any better.
Sometimes I wonder just a little bit what's going on in The Other Place and then I see shit like this and immediately realize I don't wanna know
The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I wonder just a little bit what's going on in The Other Place and then I see shit like this and immediately realize I don't wanna know
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Completed Hades 2. Shoutout to the true queen of the realms, the Eos Aspect of the witch torches.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Completed Hades 2. Shoutout to the true queen of the realms, the Eos Aspect of the witch torches.
Me before post nut clarity:
God I love men
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me before post nut clarity:
I have not bought a single video game on black friday
a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america
ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have not bought a single video game on black friday
Me: I'm gonna start saving my money
This shit: *Exists*
This shit: *Exists*
Kingdom Hearts Light Up Mage’s Staff - Preorder Still Available at the link below!
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#KingdomHeart
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#KingdomHeart
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me: I'm gonna start saving my money
This shit: *Exists*
This shit: *Exists*
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
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Accidentally flipped over to the Popular With Friends tab
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Accidentally flipped over to the Popular With Friends tab
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Hey guys! I just wanted to give you all a little life update~
I've recently embarked on a new career for myself. I'm now a licensed real estate advisor working in the state of Washington! I've created a new instagram page in part to promote myself there. I'd be honored if yall folowed me there!
I've recently embarked on a new career for myself. I'm now a licensed real estate advisor working in the state of Washington! I've created a new instagram page in part to promote myself there. I'd be honored if yall folowed me there!
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey guys! I just wanted to give you all a little life update~
I've recently embarked on a new career for myself. I'm now a licensed real estate advisor working in the state of Washington! I've created a new instagram page in part to promote myself there. I'd be honored if yall folowed me there!
I've recently embarked on a new career for myself. I'm now a licensed real estate advisor working in the state of Washington! I've created a new instagram page in part to promote myself there. I'd be honored if yall folowed me there!
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Well yes
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well yes
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「…ベッドに戻るか…？」
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
「…ベッドに戻るか…？」
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits: