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Casey
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Go bleach your roots, creep.

Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they]

30% muscle and 70% muppet

Insta: @caseyallensears
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Twink Death Thursday.
Recently I’ve been having a harder and harder time getting my mental image of myself and an objective view of myself to square up. I like what I see, but who the f*ck is that? That can’t be the same me who is scarfing frozen mac and cheese at midnight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Completed Hades 2. Shoutout to the true queen of the realms, the Eos Aspect of the witch torches.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Got a little too meat headed and pulled a muscle in my glute doing deadlifts. I’ll be here trying to teach my cats to make biscuits on command if anyone needs me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wide shoulder high pit tank cutoffs, man. An arm’s best friend.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Honoring a time tested tradition of escaping on a major holiday to have some Me Time. God bless the gym for being open for part of the day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
YouTube ads keep showing me Outdoor Clothing for MEN. Babe, I’m watching Only Connect. I’m not going outside.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Juicy Couture style sweat pants with either inspirational or gently threatening messages depending on how you ready them.

Keep dreaming.

There’s only today.

Give it a shot.

Fear is the mind killer.

Blood, sweat, and blood.

It was good enough for Terry Gross.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not sure how this evolved, but my partner and I refer to playing Pokemon as “poking my babies.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Something something turkey breast.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Haircut wizard temporarily has me looking human again. All praise haircut wizard.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Waiting to get a haircut and overhearing the men detail their love lives with queer stylists. Babe, dump him. You are too cute and functional to spend time on avoidant men. Know your worth and charge 1.5x that amount.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
First Hades 2 run in a week and I finally beat Typhon (with the Selene Coat) for the first time. LUXURY
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Good morning cuties! ☀️

#PushDay #5amCrew
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Had such a good chest & arm pump after today’s workout but there were a couple naked guys having a conversation in my normal corner of the locker room by the mirror so all I got was this mid-workout photo.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The only things on my agenda for the next two days are a haircut and two lifts. I am LUXURIATING in blanket time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If you need to astral project your consciousness to an escape this week, know that I’m just watching Iron Chef on my couch accompanied by my cats. So many blankets. The cats have a heated bed. 🫱🏻🫱🏻🛋️
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Seems like the right time of year to remind everyone that my color blind app described my skin tone as “turkey cold cuts.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
To the beefy man in a crop top and spandex shorts: thank you for your service 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made it home after 5 hours in the car. 10 minutes of sitting quietly on the couch with the cats is permitted. Then off to the gym.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Clipping one’s toe nails at a highway rest stop because you finally got the spoons to do it is like… not a great mental health indicator, right?
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My mother’s dry sauana of a house kept me up until 7am restless. Driving back to DC now. Send Alive and Functional thoughts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My mother keeps the house at 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
Alt: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My mom: “I’m splurging a little bit while you’re home. I’m going to go up to 1,200 calories a day.”

Remember how I went 20 years not knowing that my eating was extremely disordered? I think we found where that started.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have never needed something so badly in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My mom and I have developed a tradition of doing thanksgiving the Saturday before the actual holiday, and I could not recommend it more. Today we are just shopping and then I have a full week off BACK AT MY OWN HOUSE.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM