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Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
Go bleach your roots, creep.

Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they]

30% muscle and 70% muppet

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Twink Death Thursday.
Sometimes I will offer a bite of my dinner to the cats if it is cat-safe, and then they will smell it and turn away in disgust. Babes, you eat chunk goo and lick your feet like ice cream cones. Don’t act like you are too good for bodybuilder chicken.
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Just the smallest smidge shy of 18” with a good pump.
January 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You had no problem with “stop raising the rent!” But imagine if we stopped raising all the city’s meat into the sky. How would the clouds eat then, huh?

Stable rent = hungry clouds.
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I enjoy tarot, but I had doing it with groups who think of it as oracular or prophetic. I like it as more of a journaling prompt or a call to turn the gaze inward through a novel lens.
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I feel like you don’t actually get to pick who your best friend in Animal Crossing is. The universe chooses that for you. I would have not predicted that I’d be besties with a green koala who is both lime and lineman themed as my island’s resident Aussie jock.
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I scheduled car maintenance today so that I could spend the morning reading without any kind of “should be doing something else” guilt. Living.
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
No spoilers but the drag race Canada finale… the challenges and lip sync seemingly had no influence on the final win. Mario Party type shit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Streaming Expedition 33 must be like typing in front of other people. No one needs to know just how many sins we survive to get a final product.
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
One time in college a man tried to be cooler than everyone because he was super into iamiamiwhoami. Except we all know who she was and also he was pronouncing her name as Yammy-Whammy-Hammy.
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I swallowed an Um Actually the other day when a fitness coach friend said in front of our class that MUNA was one person.
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My gym is fully going West Side Story right now between the regulars and the MAL visitors.
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Casey
It’s Friday, kittens.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I just found out I went to high school with @biqtchpuddin.bsky.social ???
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Not enough gym bags look like hot dogs. ( @ptklein.com )
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The cut starts in March and I am SO EXCITED to see what comes out to play.
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It’s Friday, kittens.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I make a killer framework for Fantasy Drag Race. I change up the rules a little every year, and this season requires a full season ranking. You know she loves a google sheet for her hobbies.
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
So many of the things I’ve put in our school’s maker space are specially influenced by what our D&D club will get a kick out of. I just got a large format printer ostensibly for teachers to print posters but also for the kids to print battle maps.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Why am I always bloated the morning I need to take my check in pics for my coach? Every single time.
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I can’t be the only one who saw it, right?
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Yet again I am accidentally bringing Frog and/or Toad (it’s Frog for sure) energy to the function.
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
What if I tell my stylist to go wild and give me some f*ck *ss Euro Football haircut?
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
She’s collecting sunlight in her whiskers to fuel her zoomies.
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Both of my car keys died. My dealership was going to charge $120.00 for both of them. I fixed both myself for $12.00 and it took a grand total of 3 minutes. The most advanced tool I needed was a pair of scissors to open the batteries.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
My new coach is a monster and his average client looks like Bane.

He said I have solid proportions already and that I’m an advanced lifter. I am a machine that turns positive feedback into screaming.
a close up of a cartoon duck with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
Alt: a close up of a cartoon duck with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM