Casey
@caseystudy.bsky.social
Go bleach your roots, creep.
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️🌈 | [he/they]
30% muscle and 70% muppet
Insta: @caseyallensears
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You know a workout got you good when you stand up and sound like Uncle from the Jackie Chan Adventures.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You know a workout got you good when you stand up and sound like Uncle from the Jackie Chan Adventures.
Weekly checkin at 218.6. Got a little ahead of pace from being snacky at the end of the week, but it’s all good! Sometimes you need the warm spice cookie.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Weekly checkin at 218.6. Got a little ahead of pace from being snacky at the end of the week, but it’s all good! Sometimes you need the warm spice cookie.
Lifting with someone who really knows his stuff is so intense. New friend targeted my lagging areas and I can barely move today. DOMS heaven is a place on earth. Or on my back.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Lifting with someone who really knows his stuff is so intense. New friend targeted my lagging areas and I can barely move today. DOMS heaven is a place on earth. Or on my back.
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Got a new tank top that I love at Pride.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Got a new tank top that I love at Pride.
Lifted with a friend. This man has kicked my ass up and down the street like an aluminum can.
Takeaways: need to work on lat connection in general and also in bracing my chest work, will benefit from more mobility work, elbows are hypermobile.
Takeaways: need to work on lat connection in general and also in bracing my chest work, will benefit from more mobility work, elbows are hypermobile.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lifted with a friend. This man has kicked my ass up and down the street like an aluminum can.
Takeaways: need to work on lat connection in general and also in bracing my chest work, will benefit from more mobility work, elbows are hypermobile.
Takeaways: need to work on lat connection in general and also in bracing my chest work, will benefit from more mobility work, elbows are hypermobile.
I want to try to crack a watermelon with my thighs but I’m allergic to watermelon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I want to try to crack a watermelon with my thighs but I’m allergic to watermelon.
Some of y’all would fold under my style challenges (not being able to grow a beard).
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Some of y’all would fold under my style challenges (not being able to grow a beard).
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Bulking season has begun 💪
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Bulking season has begun 💪
Hit the catnip HARD this Friday night.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hit the catnip HARD this Friday night.
Does Sleeper Build just mean that you wear oversized clothes?
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Does Sleeper Build just mean that you wear oversized clothes?
3 separate children: “You look strong! Do you go to the gym?”
1 child following up: “You need new pants. Yours look like tights.”
Me: “Ma’am, you are wearing tights.”
1 child following up: “You need new pants. Yours look like tights.”
Me: “Ma’am, you are wearing tights.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
3 separate children: “You look strong! Do you go to the gym?”
1 child following up: “You need new pants. Yours look like tights.”
Me: “Ma’am, you are wearing tights.”
1 child following up: “You need new pants. Yours look like tights.”
Me: “Ma’am, you are wearing tights.”
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100% tax rate for income over a million dollars? Sounds like a plan to me. (No one needs that much money.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
100% tax rate for income over a million dollars? Sounds like a plan to me. (No one needs that much money.)
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rachel this is serious
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
rachel this is serious
I blew the taint out of my jeans at work. The stairs have taken their revenge.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I blew the taint out of my jeans at work. The stairs have taken their revenge.
Taking sick/injured kids to the hospital until parents can arrive is occasionally part of my job. I’m demanding a workplace Purple Heart for taking the exorcist barf child under my wing.
A shower will not suffice. I need to send my naked body through a car wash.
A shower will not suffice. I need to send my naked body through a car wash.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Taking sick/injured kids to the hospital until parents can arrive is occasionally part of my job. I’m demanding a workplace Purple Heart for taking the exorcist barf child under my wing.
A shower will not suffice. I need to send my naked body through a car wash.
A shower will not suffice. I need to send my naked body through a car wash.
Zoo issues warning: newborn giraffe escapes, seen learning to walk at local gym.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Zoo issues warning: newborn giraffe escapes, seen learning to walk at local gym.
Someone has a signature.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Someone has a signature.
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View of active rest day from last night. Gotta do those abs, calves and cardio…I guess 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
View of active rest day from last night. Gotta do those abs, calves and cardio…I guess 😂
Savory beans tortilla crêpe Nutella sweet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Savory beans tortilla crêpe Nutella sweet.
You know the charming politics weather man of sorts who wears khakis and points at screens? Let me be him but only for a queer audience. I’ll cover politics but also like… you know… anything else with lots of data I can point at.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You know the charming politics weather man of sorts who wears khakis and points at screens? Let me be him but only for a queer audience. I’ll cover politics but also like… you know… anything else with lots of data I can point at.
I don’t LOVE Spanberger. She’s a fairly bog standard Virginia Dem (read: moderate). BUT the numbers in this election are GOOD TO READ. You love to see a Republican lose conservative strongholds.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t LOVE Spanberger. She’s a fairly bog standard Virginia Dem (read: moderate). BUT the numbers in this election are GOOD TO READ. You love to see a Republican lose conservative strongholds.
Call me crazy but I think my chest is filling in fairly well.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Call me crazy but I think my chest is filling in fairly well.
I will be wearing these jeans until they those the battle against my thighs.
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I will be wearing these jeans until they those the battle against my thighs.