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David/Kung Fu
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Science and capoeira loving guy.

Prounouns: to be honest, I don’t care about mine. But I care about yours, and if you don’t care about other peoples’ dear reader, we’re less likely to get along
Well that’s the rest of my evening’s ponderings sorted. I too doubt the stat. There must be a river that has had the most corpses, but can it ever be known? Do tributaries feeding into the river count? And obviously we’re talking humans, but what of other corpses to sell for meat etc?
My mother just told me - apropos of nothing - that out of all the rivers in the world the Thames has had the most corpses in it over the course of history.
I find this hard to believe.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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This is the best best best fact I've learned all month and I watched a LOT of videos about dinosaurs and European royalty.
It's staggering.
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:

Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is incredible
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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If Rachel Reeves gets challenged about this bullseye on Farage being a Russian asset, she should simply reply that it was not meant in a hurtful way.
"We are freezing known Russian assets" says Rachel Reeves

"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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This is like learning "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" came from a goddamn Spy Kids movie.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Seen a lot of people wondering why X, The Everything App would have a feature that gives away how much of the popular right wing accounts are foreign actors and this is why. They thought every left wing account would be that way because every accusation is also a confession.
Planned Parenthood uses a VPN so its twitter location is shown as Germany and now all of MAGA twitter thinks Planned Parenthood is a fake organization based in Europe.
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Nigel Farage is just one (goose) step away from "it was acceptable in the 70s"
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If Nigel Farage is racist, but there isn’t an ethnic minority to hear it, is it really racism?

Joining us on Question Time to discuss this are former PM Boris Johnson; Tommy Robinson; Nick Fuentes and an extra special guest, and a first for British broadcasting with an AI generated Enoch Powell
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My only concerns with posts like this is the knowledge that out there, somewhere, someone is saying hold my beer…
Science discovers the End Level Boss of guys who think "everyone loves it when I do this!" when, in fact, everyone does not love it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"Flag campaign chief praised by Tommy Robinson facing jail over ‘holiday sickness scam’
Ryan Bridge, ringleader of the Raise the Colours movement heralded by ex-EDL leader Tommy Robinson, is being pursued for an eight-year sentence in Spain"
Flag campaign chief praised by Tommy Robinson facing jail over ‘holiday scam’
Ryan Bridge, ringleader of the Raise the Colours movement heralded by ex-EDL leader Tommy Robinson, is being pursued for an eight-year sentence in Spain
www.mirror.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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England flags on lamp-posts are:

Mostly a way of expressing anti-migrant and/or anti-ethnic minority sentiment
50% all / 49 White / 55 Ethnic minority

That and national pride equally
19 / 19 / 20

UK flag:

Just xenophobia + intimidation
39 / 39 / 41

That + national pride equally
24 / 24 / 23
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Had I the time and resources I would have wanted to add inclusove pride flags, and Palestinian flags to every flag shagged lamp post in my area
Props to whoever has put Palestinian flags on every third lamppost all the way along the Blue Route cycle path up the Bristol Rd in Birmingham

#FreePalestine
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Men will spend billions on building their own AI rather than go to therapy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Hey I just want to remind everyone that even if vaccines did cause autism (they don’t), they also cause ALIVE CHILDREN, and if you don’t think an alive autistic child is something to celebrate, please fuck off into the sun forever
The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.

Period.

This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
And need
What a shocking waste of opportunity this government has proved to be.
It has squandered its time and attention on ridiculous fiscal rules, persecuting refugees and trashing ecosystems in the name of growth, while failing to deliver what we so desperately want.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS failing to cut waiting times as promised in recovery plan, report warns
Public accounts committee finds Labour’s progress ‘appears to have stalled’ despite billions of pounds in investment
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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"If we become the fascists ourselves then there's no room for the other fascists. Ha ha! Yes. Take that loser lefties"

Brendan really thinks he's cooking here huh
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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To be clear: Labour are not protecting Britain from our future posh fash rulers. They are actively rehabilitating the politics that will bring them to power and they’re creating the tools that the fancy National Front will sharpen and use, and Reform and other fascists cannot believe their luck.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The line “vote for us or you’ll get the far right” doesn’t really work when the policies you’re enacting are barely distinguishable from what the far right propose.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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admitting to statutory rape to own the libs
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This is utter madness. We have a *Labour* government that thinks it's a good idea to brief that they are inspired by Trump's immigration policies.
I mean, it’s quite clever politics for someone from the Greens to pretend to be Shabana Mahmood’s special adviser and brief this sort of stuff to the Times, but I’m not sure it’s especially ethical.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Yeah but see this is *before* they have loudly and publicly made the case yet again that Reform have actually been right about refugees all along. After that I'm pretty sure it'll turn around.
13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM