YSUBassoon
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#CPhT, embracing the WFH lifestyle for the first time, former medication historian from Ohio, Democratic Socialist, founder of the MedTwitter Dad Joke Council. 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 3M Aura N95s are my preferred mask. (She/her) 🏳️🌈
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The shortest verse in the Bible is commonly believed to be "Jesus wept," but that ignores the verse where he rolls his eyes at a single mother seeking his help and says, "Bitch, please."
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The shortest verse in the Bible is commonly believed to be "Jesus wept," but that ignores the verse where he rolls his eyes at a single mother seeking his help and says, "Bitch, please."
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Look how bad her article has been suppressed which tells people about BillC15.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Look how bad her article has been suppressed which tells people about BillC15.
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December 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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So I need to note this. While my day was nuts and I’m tired and cranky, my phlebotomy students were awesome today. My office is on the Christmas parade route so friends and family always gather there to watch.
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So I need to note this. While my day was nuts and I’m tired and cranky, my phlebotomy students were awesome today. My office is on the Christmas parade route so friends and family always gather there to watch.
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The US government killed more than 23,000 beavers in 2024. 🥺
Irksome, Evicted Beavers in Utah Are Getting a Second Chance
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The US government killed more than 23,000 beavers in 2024. 🥺
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“If it were really that bad you would be in hospital!”
People say this to disabled folks all the time
They don’t realize that if we went to the hospital for every flare, we would live there
They don’t realize how dangerous hospital settings can be
They don’t realize how little help is available
People say this to disabled folks all the time
They don’t realize that if we went to the hospital for every flare, we would live there
They don’t realize how dangerous hospital settings can be
They don’t realize how little help is available
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“If it were really that bad you would be in hospital!”
People say this to disabled folks all the time
They don’t realize that if we went to the hospital for every flare, we would live there
They don’t realize how dangerous hospital settings can be
They don’t realize how little help is available
People say this to disabled folks all the time
They don’t realize that if we went to the hospital for every flare, we would live there
They don’t realize how dangerous hospital settings can be
They don’t realize how little help is available
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I genuinely think none of this gets solved until we stop electing people who think in terms of "acceptable loss" and not in terms of "people"
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I genuinely think none of this gets solved until we stop electing people who think in terms of "acceptable loss" and not in terms of "people"
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Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve?
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve?
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
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These marshmallows are terrible. Not even sticky
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
These marshmallows are terrible. Not even sticky
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“How many shopping days left till Christmas ?!?” - 1440, Morgan Library and Museum, MS M.917, p. 245
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“How many shopping days left till Christmas ?!?” - 1440, Morgan Library and Museum, MS M.917, p. 245
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I'm blunt and refrain from flowery language in my day to day skeets. This is the product of Boston, yes, but also: autism.
So it is a real mindfuck when I am keenly aware that I am a terribly flawed individual who eats crow fairly often that people read my direct, dressed down language as hubris.
So it is a real mindfuck when I am keenly aware that I am a terribly flawed individual who eats crow fairly often that people read my direct, dressed down language as hubris.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm blunt and refrain from flowery language in my day to day skeets. This is the product of Boston, yes, but also: autism.
So it is a real mindfuck when I am keenly aware that I am a terribly flawed individual who eats crow fairly often that people read my direct, dressed down language as hubris.
So it is a real mindfuck when I am keenly aware that I am a terribly flawed individual who eats crow fairly often that people read my direct, dressed down language as hubris.
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as usual this did not work, nor did "do something you want to do only slightly less than you don't want to do the thing", but "take your ADHD meds and finish the five-minute task you've been procrastinating on all day" remains undefeated as a tactic
Unsurprisingly, procrastinating all day has not made the thing I need to do spontaneously resolve itself. Maybe if I procrastinate another half hour it will?
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
as usual this did not work, nor did "do something you want to do only slightly less than you don't want to do the thing", but "take your ADHD meds and finish the five-minute task you've been procrastinating on all day" remains undefeated as a tactic
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Scientists at Yale say long COVID is part of a “long-established family of post-acute infection syndromes.” The biggest challenge is understanding its “underlying pathobiology.” They were “surprised” how often children are affected, noting kids are also vulnerable to “long-term effects.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Scientists at Yale say long COVID is part of a “long-established family of post-acute infection syndromes.” The biggest challenge is understanding its “underlying pathobiology.” They were “surprised” how often children are affected, noting kids are also vulnerable to “long-term effects.”
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“You gonna get into some wild shit when you get divorced!!!”
What I got into:
What I got into:
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“You gonna get into some wild shit when you get divorced!!!”
What I got into:
What I got into:
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Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
www.petplan.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
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be nice to retail employees this and every holiday season or i will find you
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
be nice to retail employees this and every holiday season or i will find you
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After a double shift the other night, Dandy and Spike are back to the double ankle lock technique to keep me in line.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
After a double shift the other night, Dandy and Spike are back to the double ankle lock technique to keep me in line.
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Chekowt this sunsetting
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Chekowt this sunsetting
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And when we switch they can't tell which is which 🤔😹
🧡Cooper
🧡Cooper
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And when we switch they can't tell which is which 🤔😹
🧡Cooper
🧡Cooper
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Donot .. . Donot tell SandorClawse.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Donot .. . Donot tell SandorClawse.
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Mumma sikky. Bored ov helth cawl Fathur. Dem haf fuds poison. Fathur betur moastly bott Mumma just goed down on Sunday. I gofort she.
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mumma sikky. Bored ov helth cawl Fathur. Dem haf fuds poison. Fathur betur moastly bott Mumma just goed down on Sunday. I gofort she.
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My atheist ass oohing and ahhing at every pretty church and cathedral
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My atheist ass oohing and ahhing at every pretty church and cathedral
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Have a new neighbour who enjoys leaving their (small short-haired) dog out unattended with no shelter in below freezing weather. At all hours. So against my better judgment, I went to talk to her instead of calling animal control. Y’all. Just call animal control.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Have a new neighbour who enjoys leaving their (small short-haired) dog out unattended with no shelter in below freezing weather. At all hours. So against my better judgment, I went to talk to her instead of calling animal control. Y’all. Just call animal control.
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mom: they didn’t have any dvd’s you wanted to buy?
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mom: they didn’t have any dvd’s you wanted to buy?
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed