Tony Pizza
@athray.bsky.social
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
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Happy Hannukah from someone who just made a wiener menorah challah
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Happy Hannukah from someone who just made a wiener menorah challah
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
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I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
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I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
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on the one hand, working a job kind of sucks. on the other hand, being allowed to open your own bank account is pretty nice
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
on the one hand, working a job kind of sucks. on the other hand, being allowed to open your own bank account is pretty nice
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LinkedIn was supposed to be a place to network for career opportunities, but what it ended up being is an asylum for neurotic hiring managers and CEOs with type A personality disorders.
"Had an applicant interview today. First thing they asked about was the salary. Ugh!" Absolutely nuts.
"Had an applicant interview today. First thing they asked about was the salary. Ugh!" Absolutely nuts.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
LinkedIn was supposed to be a place to network for career opportunities, but what it ended up being is an asylum for neurotic hiring managers and CEOs with type A personality disorders.
"Had an applicant interview today. First thing they asked about was the salary. Ugh!" Absolutely nuts.
"Had an applicant interview today. First thing they asked about was the salary. Ugh!" Absolutely nuts.
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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I think we need a full accounting of which of the tech executives think Roko’s Basilisk is real I really think we deserve full transparency on which of them genuinely think they’re building a computer god who will punish them if it’s not built.
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I think we need a full accounting of which of the tech executives think Roko’s Basilisk is real I really think we deserve full transparency on which of them genuinely think they’re building a computer god who will punish them if it’s not built.
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on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
on this site called adultfriendfinder but all these people want to do is have sex
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
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Glitches are trying to move the foundations of the game set by God through the devs
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Glitches are trying to move the foundations of the game set by God through the devs
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When will they do exhentai wrapped
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When will they do exhentai wrapped
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self sucking underneath the mistletoe
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
self sucking underneath the mistletoe
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
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I wasn't allowed to watch Jackass when it first came out because I was 12 and my mom knew I would try to do that stuff so I showed her one and she was like "oh they're so creative" and then it was fine.
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I wasn't allowed to watch Jackass when it first came out because I was 12 and my mom knew I would try to do that stuff so I showed her one and she was like "oh they're so creative" and then it was fine.
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i didnt speak a word of german outside of “please big doner thank you” and my mans loaded me up with a “power doner”
mein gott this was super
mein gott this was super
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i didnt speak a word of german outside of “please big doner thank you” and my mans loaded me up with a “power doner”
mein gott this was super
mein gott this was super