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Batti Crocker 🦇
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Just some awkward person. Queer, Celiac, AuDHD/NVLD, Xennial, karaoke snob, multi-dimensional dork. (she/they) Find me on mastodon: [email protected]
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It actually went really well—she was done scraping way before she normally is. But I have a bad pocket in my gum where my crown is seated that I am going to have to learn how to floss in a circle to actually get it clean. Or just get a flosser with a sturdy pick on it. Mine don’t have a pick.
It’s my day of reckoning.*

*semiannual dental checkup and cleaning appointment
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anyway, tag yourselves
okay. so there are often a few dessert recipes that share things (type of dish; fruit) in common but this is really kicked up for fall. just about everything that isn’t pumpkin is apple or pear & one of the variety of “baked fruit w/ starch on top”, to the point where they offer a guide to the types
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when i wake up i'm a sonker but when it's bed time you know i'm a slump/grunt
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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I'm gonna be the first millennial to run for something and have the scandal be that I don't have any tattoos at all.
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It’s my day of reckoning.*

*semiannual dental checkup and cleaning appointment
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I mean this is viscerally upsetting because it's really genuinely him treating the white house like it's his own personal property; he's the king and it's his palace. No other president ever thought like this, even if they were a fucking horrible person, because it goes against our founding creed
I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.
The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
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Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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brb dropping everything to math out "how long of a work trip with Jesus would you have to take to afford a 3yo's blueberry budget"
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Charlie Kirk's murder really has become a one-size-fits-all excuse for the right.

No matter what they want to do -- crack down on free speech, let Trump rule like a king, even gerrymander their states* -- they point to Kirk's assassination and pretend it was all about their current grievance.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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"please give us a white man who thinks charter schools are good & is Christian (but not too Christian if you know what I mean)"
I am going insane that most of these are bog standard liberal stuff but the NYT ed board pretends is mOdErATiOn
like i think the Times Editorial Board gives the game away here
Thought about putting my spare car fob on my work keyring, but it’s got a short lanyard that has my name on it. I suppose you’d still have to know which car is mine (wouldn’t be hard to guess at work) but I got a little paranoid and decided not to do it after all.
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Halloween candy purchased before Oct 30 is in fact not Halloween candy. Stop lying to yourself.
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Protip: if you grind your teeth, throw a cardamom pod in there for an exotic treat
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the sexual tension between me and some stuff i don’t need on a clearance rack
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get his ass kenny
“I can’t imagine why anybody would want their music used or associated with something created with the sole purpose of dividing us."
Kenny Loggins Demands Removal of 'Danger Zone' From AI Clip of Trump Dumping Poop on Protesters
bit.ly
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Don't worry about microplastics if you're over 40 because your bones are already melamine.
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She was legally declared a victim of a crime in a court of law, she was not an "accuser," she was a VICTIM
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These young Nazis are out there doing the Nazi salute in Portland, supporting ICE, and then proselytizing for Jesus. These here are Christian End Times Nazis. I wonder which local church they attend?
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As a species it seems that because we’ve missed out on all previous super extinctions we’re determined to get a front row seat at the next one.
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if you've got a 3D printer, you can 3D print a ton of extremely loud safety whistles for very little money!
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As a reminder to everyone, a key part of the Bari Weiss origin story is her livetweeting editorial meetings.
In the institutions she critiques she treats leakers (including herself) as principled dissenters. In the institutions she controls, she expects loyal silence.
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REAL MEN SIT ON BI/TRANS PRIDE CAT TOWERS WHILE WEARING ONESIES WITH DINOSAURS DRIVING TRACTORS.

... and are neutered?