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Andre Kelley
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Arsenal, law, Central and Eastern Europe, sports
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The EU’s push to “simplify” its digital legislation has far-reaching consequences for data protection.

RENÉ MAHIEU argues that the Digital Omnibus proposal risks weakening the right of access to personal data — a key accountability tool.

verfassungsblog.de/digital-omni...
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Dems release a video reminding troops of their responsibility to disobey illegal orders.

They’re called seditionists.

WaPo breaks the news that Hegseth said to kill survivors of a boat strike.

WH: “It wasn’t him! It was Admiral Bradley!”

This is why you disobey illegal orders
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I mean look at this prick... Enzo!
No card btw and celebrating kicking and getting away with it. 🤦🏻
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I ask again ...
Is Caicedo just allowed do what he wants?
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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OTD in 1939 USSR began to liberate Finland from themselves in the Winter War. It followed denials, a false flag, a bullshit excuse, us deliberately targeting civilians while we took massive casualties we lied about.

Imagine that happening today...
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Meanwhile, in the stupid side of North London…
thomas the train is on the tracks and the caption says it was time for thomas to leave he had seen everything
ALT: thomas the train is on the tracks and the caption says it was time for thomas to leave he had seen everything
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I second the motion to adopt this term.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action...

(from my presentation at the IMF last week)
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Hmmmm….with Casemiro and Zirkzee playing, the referee should send another Everton player off, just to even things up.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Since taking office, the new European Parliament has voted on at least 14 resolutions concerning Russia and Ukraine — a test of how its fresh line-up approaches foreign policy. A new data-driven investigation reveals 21 MEPs who most often back or excuse the Kremlin’s actions.
Europe’s new pro-Kremlin bloc takes shape in the European Parliament
Since taking office, the new European Parliament has voted on at least 14 resolutions concerning Russia and Ukraine — a test of how its fresh line-up approaches foreign policy. A new data-driven investigation reveals 21 MEPs who most often back or excuse the Kremlin’s actions.
euobserver.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A grim comedic aspect of Mag Judge Fitzpatrick's ruling in Comey's case, finding that Halligan "potentially undermine[d] the integrity of the grand jury" with "fundamental misstatements of the law," is that AG Bondi purported to review those minutes & to ratify everything Halligan did—twice.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“You asked about the temperature”

“I did not”

One of my favorite SNl sketches, about the absurdity of the measurements being used in the U.S.
Washington's Dream - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I must have watched this at least 50 times already. 😮💨
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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C'est moi
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM